Most likely faked Reggie speech script for September 14th (the "last secret" is just too unlikely - but an interesting read though since we're all dying for new Wii information):
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Ahaha yeah, that's very fake. It came to life as some 'exclusive insider info'zzz' email from a nobody to GoNintendo.com, and basically everything that site posts is hilariously retarded. There's spelling errors all over the place, mention of some virtual reality helmet that'll be used in Disaster: Day of Crisis and you can see a pattern in the wrinkled paper from the crappy Photoshop job. =D

"Wii: The new training technology for Al-Qaida?"

Brain scanners? Oh sharrup.

Notice how the documents don't go into details on gameplay and basic story plots.

Wow, that "document" is so fake. Sounds like mindless fanboy drivel, right down to the poorly thought out arguments and grammar/spelling issues. I like how he didn't even change the (already stupid looking) paper wrinkle pattern for each page.

Great, except how are they going to develop the online features without the online libraries? And the only people that said "early 2007" were the developers that (supposedly) talked to IGN about when Nintendo would be releasing the Wifi development tools to third parties. Nintendo has made no statements as to when online games will be available for the console.

Well I'd like to keep an optimistic face about this and say that it's sooner than we think.

Heh, not bad. I wouldn't mind that as an optional device. It would be like Virtual Boy but really, really, really awesome.

Well, we'll see how this pans out but that was an interesting read.

Personally I find that commercial lame and the girl representing the Wii ugly. Couldn't they of gotten someone that doesn't look like a shitty 2 cent whore?

Meh, this thing again? It doesn't make either of the consoles look good so whatever.

Man, I don't know what to think after that. PS3 as the system for fat chicks and the Wii as the system for whores. I wonder what Microsoft would be.....

What the hell is a blu-ray anyways? Is it like that blue thing I put in my toilet tank to keep it fresh and clean?

You know thats not a real comercial right? Its just some little spoof G4 made. I dont think they tend to alot much money for spoofs. Probably just someone who worke din the office and wouldn't mind going in front of the camera to act like an airhead.

A step up in DVD technology. Nearing tripple the cost, while making little difference even on large tvs. You can also put a Blu-ray drive in your computer. However, you can only watch what you record yourself, which probably wont even be near dvd quality, much less blue ray quality.

Its the way of the future! Its the Laserdisc of this decade. Anyone remember the Laserdiscs?

Although, I figure you were just kidding.

I suggest you read up on a subject before you vomit words out about it so you don't embarrass yourself in the future.

I'm not. I really have no clue what's going on there.

Don't worry about it, it's one of those things that'll be forgotten in a few years.

Says the man with the severe bias towards anything that isn't made by or for Nintendo.

Says the troll.

The Wii event in mid September seems to be something to actually look forward to

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=19412
and a quote from some guy from IGN called Matt

They better bloody well talk about all the important crap this time around, like EXCITE TRUCK, Super Fruitfall and if the Wii will deep fry chips. Actual launch date, price, list of confirmed launch games and how the Virtual Console will work would be nice too I guess.

This better be a spiritual sequel to Excite Bike or I'll be pissed.

It makes sense that they would announce that stuff during this big event. It's coming down to the wire, especially with all these October release date rumors floating around.

Something I've always wanted is a system that's released weeks after the release date is announced. I hope they go for it, because it would an be INCREDIBLE marketing strategy that would sweep people off their feet, similar to the announcement of the system's name.

It's like an Excite Bike crashed into San Francisco Rush and they had babies that grew into big damn trucks somehow.

Oh I have. I've looked up both Blu-Ray and HD DVDs. And Niether of them are worth the money. Movies arn't filmed on HD Film, and they wont be any time soon. Until they are, theres no point in buying HD DVDs nor BluRay, as they are barely any improvement over normal DVDs. Maybe you should go look it up.

I can buy three DVDs for the price of one blue ray disc. Sometimes four for the price of one blue ray disc. Which is why I don't see movies in theaters, because I can just buy the DVD for about the same ammount.

No one in their right mind is buying a PS3 for blu-ray.

PS2 was a decent price for a system and a DVD player. DVD was also a monumental step up from VHS. Improving every aspect at a lower production cost, with exception to perhaps the original cost to develope the technology. Drastically improved sound, picture, fps, format, allowance of multiple languages and subtitles, cheaper production per unit, thinner and easier to store, and drastically slower deteriation rate. DVD was a monumental improvement, and wasn't too expensive as an investment. Blu-Ray and HD-DVD arn't much of a step up, as almost nothing is actually filmed on HD-Film, and the cost for this minute improvement is ridiculous.

Tad confused... You mean like saying the released date will be lets say Nov. 20th, then two weeks after the announcement say, our mistake, Nov. 20th will be the arrival of a major shipment, the initial release date is actually this upcoming monday.

Superman Returns was filmed in pure HD.

Uhh, that's because films aren't in a digital format, and the analog format they're filmed in is far higher detail than "HD" formats are in. Scaling a movie down to HD video is still going to offer a substantial improvement over scaling it down to SD video.

Star Wars Episode 3 as well. And any CG films are going to be natively in a high resolution format (probably higher than even HD video is).

Your ability to be nothing but pure retarded has astounded me.

May I reiterate: the only thing you've gotten right was spelling "Blu-ray" properly, and even then, you've been hit-or-miss with that.

movies aren't filmed in hd, i wonder what this "letterbox" shit is