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The unmovable stubborn Dec 5, 2008 07:51 PM

Somewhere between 10-15 HP, I think.

Animechanic Dec 5, 2008 08:31 PM

Isn't Argumentus still taking acid damage? I thought combat rounds continued as long as damage was being taken. Because hey, he could still die if he fails enough saves.

Sarag Dec 5, 2008 08:44 PM

You wait your proper turn to play.

Animechanic Dec 5, 2008 08:49 PM

I took myself off the future players list. Now I'm just the peanut gallery.

Bradylama Dec 5, 2008 08:55 PM

Argumentus rolls around in the dragon's innards, greasing off the corrosive acid there he won't die

The unmovable stubborn Dec 5, 2008 09:01 PM

I can't really find a straight answer one way or the other in the books, and the extraordinary unlikelihood of 5 damage/turn being more than a nuisance to Argumentus isn't worth the bookkeeping.

Brady you realize the dragon's innards are probably also full of acid :(

Bradylama Dec 5, 2008 09:09 PM

I'm in-character

Animechanic Dec 5, 2008 09:09 PM

Ah, ok then. Maybe it's just my DM's take on it.

The reason I brought it up is because it almost happened to my character. I had failed about 13 poison saves during the battle, and had just about expended my entire party's healing abilities when I finally ended the ongoing damage.

Bradylama Dec 5, 2008 09:10 PM

Waiting for a result on the dragon's guts btw

The unmovable stubborn Dec 5, 2008 09:32 PM

The results are back and it's good news

Zergrinch Dec 5, 2008 09:40 PM

And still no MacGuffin... Boo hiss.

Also what happened to that grandpa hobgoblin

The unmovable stubborn Dec 5, 2008 09:45 PM

LIES!

Animechanic Dec 5, 2008 09:47 PM

Um, Zergrinch...
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 664786)
Atop a tiny wooden bench amidst all the heaped treasure sits an unassuming bronze chalice, fairly coated in ruinous verdigris.

Of course, Pang could just be messing with them, and the real MacGuffin lies elsewhere.

Edit: Oh yeah, congrats to all the players for taking out a dragon at level 2. That's a pretty impressive milestone at such a low level.

Bradylama Dec 5, 2008 10:30 PM

it's only a level 4 dragon

FatsDomino Dec 5, 2008 10:31 PM

Holy fuck I'd been avoiding these two threads for a while to get some awesome story time reading with nerdy forum friends in FOR LATER. Now is LATER and now IS FUCKING AWESOME. I love you all so much. I've run out of props. There aren't enough. There never are. <3

Animechanic Dec 5, 2008 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 664804)
it's only a level 4 dragon

Yes, but that means it's intended to be a solo boss monster for a party of level 4 characters. If taken on at that level, you'd have an extra encounter power, all your defenses and attack rolls would be a point higher due to the 1/2 level bonus, and each of you would have an extra 2 stat points added to your character, meaning you could have higher modifiers if you put them on stats that are currently odd-numbered.

Take the compliment. TAKE IT!

Zergrinch Dec 5, 2008 10:56 PM

Oh, so the MacGuffin is there. Sorries. I was expecting ol' Pangy to include a huge shiny picture of it and didn't read it as attentively as I should.

Sarag Dec 6, 2008 10:47 PM

Is the new chainmail stronger than what I'm currently wearing? If so, and Mots doesn't want it, I'll take it.

The unmovable stubborn Dec 6, 2008 10:49 PM

But he already took it!

knkwzrd Dec 6, 2008 11:00 PM

You can have my old chainmail if you want. That new stuff is all for Soggy.

Sarag Dec 6, 2008 11:37 PM

the way you sounded you didn't want it! You were all 'it doesn't matter if it's any good'!

Anyway your chainmail's no better than mine.

FatsDomino Dec 6, 2008 11:56 PM

i suggest

DUAL WIELDING CHAINMAIL!

knkwzrd Dec 7, 2008 12:43 AM

I suppose a better phrase would have been "it wouldn't have mattered if it weren't any good, but this one actually isn't bad".

value tart Dec 7, 2008 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Animechanic (Post 664807)
Yes, but that means it's intended to be a solo boss monster for a party of level 4 characters. If taken on at that level, you'd have an extra encounter power, all your defenses and attack rolls would be a point higher due to the 1/2 level bonus, and each of you would have an extra 2 stat points added to your character, meaning you could have higher modifiers if you put them on stats that are currently odd-numbered.

Take the compliment. TAKE IT!

As a passive observer I will try to remain out of the way but it really seems to me like you think you're being the DM. Could you please stop that, Pang's doing a good job at not poopsocking it. Please don't ruin that for all of us :(

Sarag Dec 7, 2008 11:30 AM

Propped for poopsock.


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