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Winter Storm May 14, 2007 06:52 PM

Of all the people that went bald, I felt for Eric the most. He had that asian-type sleek hair going for him and it grew back all fucked up(come to think of it, it probably was just a good work of hair conditioning and dying out all that grey) :s.

SuperSonic May 14, 2007 08:54 PM

Alright, now I'm starting to think that Johnny Nitro is gone. Just now when they did Melina's titantron, I only saw Melina's name. Too bad, because he had some potential.

Malahk Angel May 14, 2007 10:05 PM

I'm pretty sure that Nitro was put in the doghouse (i.e. Dark Matches, etc.) because the higher-ups weren't too fond of the real life relationship with Melina. The only reason the same didn't happen to Matt Hardy back during the whole Lita thing was because he broke up with her in real life too to appease the higher-ups.

Winter Storm May 15, 2007 07:20 AM

WWE is one fucked up corporation. WOW you can't even have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Nevermind HHH banging Stephanie and later having a kid though.

Yea I miss Nitro - he did some amazing stuff that I'm sure Vince immediatly banned as part of his Wellness Program like that corkscrew moonsault. He sold so well. But I'm afraid he is one of the many people to fall to that "teaser push". Get title fast and think you're getting somewhere, only to lose it just as quickly and never get it back.

Malahk Angel May 15, 2007 12:00 PM

I think that HHH gets special treatment because it's Vince's daughter, and because Vince and HHH have been friends for quite some time. Plus HHH & Stephanie made for great storylines back in the Attitude era. Plus Stephanie doesn't wrestle often if ever. They want to make sure any wrestler can feud with the other at a moments notice.

Slash May 15, 2007 03:05 PM

I thought Nitro had a good push but it kinda got boring...I mean MNM was great but the whole Nitro and Milena thing to me has been pretty lackluster

dagget May 15, 2007 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Malahk Angel (Post 433708)
I'm pretty sure that Nitro was put in the doghouse (i.e. Dark Matches, etc.) because the higher-ups weren't too fond of the real life relationship with Melina. The only reason the same didn't happen to Matt Hardy back during the whole Lita thing was because he broke up with her in real life too to appease the higher-ups.


What? No. Matt and Amy had been dating YEARS upon being in the WWE, probably beforeso. He even moved to Raw to be with her so they would be able to travel together. Then he found out the affair she had with Edge for real and he gave her the boot. Unless there's something I'm missing and everything I've been told is a lie (I have mutual friends off Matt, Jeff and that crowd) then it wasn't that WWE disapproved of their relationship.

If any relationship got the huge frowny face, was when Batista and Melina were seeing each other and Batista was already a married man. Plus Melina has/had nasty habits of being "too big for her britches" backstage and would get into arguements/fights with other Divas.

Slash May 15, 2007 05:28 PM

Yeah..this is basically how the matt/lita situation happened

Matt and Jeff save lita from an ass kicking by essa rios.
Lita and Matt start dating
Jeff and Matt fight about Lita because Jeff saved Lita
Lita and Matt become b/f and g/f on screen
Matt gets Pwned by Kane and is out for a long while
Lita bangs Edge
Matt finds out from Edges then-wife
It becomes wide and open to the public
Matt gets fired
All hell breaks loose

Malahk Angel May 15, 2007 05:34 PM

Ah, I guess my memory on that whole situation is a bit rusty.

I guess I should know better than to get my backstage news from NoDQ XD. The way they made a lot of that stuff sound was as if WWE wasn't fond of staff dating each other off-screen. Then again, basic knowledge of past relationships show Stone Cold and Debra together off-screen, as well as Chyna & HHH, and Sable and Marc Mero... I think I might have had a brain fart XD.

Slash May 15, 2007 07:28 PM

oh, btw, that would also screw over Kenny Dykstra and Mickie James...and apparently CM Punk and Maria

Malahk Angel May 15, 2007 08:28 PM

Yeah. I was just going on what I had heard... I forgot so many off-screen relationships were going on in the interim.

dagget May 16, 2007 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Malahk Angel (Post 434234)
Ah, I guess my memory on that whole situation is a bit rusty.

I guess I should know better than to get my backstage news from NoDQ XD. The way they made a lot of that stuff sound was as if WWE wasn't fond of staff dating each other off-screen. Then again, basic knowledge of past relationships show Stone Cold and Debra together off-screen, as well as Chyna & HHH, and Sable and Marc Mero... I think I might have had a brain fart XD.

Why the hell anyone would date Chyna is beyond me. Saturn did it before she was in WWF. WHY. Triple H did for a while, while they were in the WWE, WHY. Then X-Pac did and made a tape of themselves. FUCKING WHY.

Funny thing about all this, even though Mr. Lavesque cheated with Stephanie on Chyna, he got fucking pissed X-Pac dated her. Classic moment of WWE lol though was when Triple H was sitting ringside with Vince and they were supposed to be in character (all mean and shit), the crowd behind him started a "You screwed Chyna" chant and the camera was on him for a quck second you could see a stupid smile on his face cause he was really laughing about it.

Slash May 16, 2007 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dagget (Post 434415)
Funny thing about all this, even though Mr. Lavesque cheated with Stephanie on Chyna, he got fucking pissed X-Pac dated her.

Man Law

mortis May 16, 2007 03:30 AM

Sabu's gone. Guess he didn't like the CONSTANT JOBBING TO THE BIG SHOW/NEW TALENT/ETC and decided to show up late to the arena without his gear.

Winter Storm May 16, 2007 07:17 AM

Yea just like Christian who kept being jobbed to Cena. I don't blame them. These guys want to be known for things, like Bret Hart and others before them. And look at Sabu's lineage? He's going to rock the house if he goes to TNA. Calling it ~ RVD is next out the door.
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Originally Posted by dagget (Post 434415)
Why the hell anyone would date Chyna is beyond me. Saturn did it before she was in WWF. WHY. Triple H did for a while, while they were in the WWE, WHY. Then X-Pac did and made a tape of themselves. FUCKING WHY.

Funny thing about all this, even though Mr. Lavesque cheated with Stephanie on Chyna, he got fucking pissed X-Pac dated her. Classic moment of WWE lol though was when Triple H was sitting ringside with Vince and they were supposed to be in character (all mean and shit), the crowd behind him started a "You screwed Chyna" chant and the camera was on him for a quck second you could see a stupid smile on his face cause he was really laughing about it.

Chyna has a hot body, and I'm hoping she really is the kind of nice person she projects herself to be in real life. Just have to look past that broad jaw bone :o. She's probably a lot smaller now, Women of the weight lifting profession don't really do it for long(and hey unlike most of them, she apparently would rather keep her breasts :P). So those two things I can see as to why.

So why not?

Slash May 16, 2007 01:17 PM

Sabu going back to TNA would be awesome..think back to that barbed wire massacre match against Abyss.

Malahk Angel May 16, 2007 02:09 PM

Maybe Sabu and RVD going to TNA would give me a reason to watch it :P.

The last really awesome thing I remember in TNA was when Kurt Angle gave Samoa Joe the headbutt heard round the world.

Also, it seems like the Sandman may be let go of soon. If he is it'll be a major blow to ECW's already minimal credibility.

dagget May 16, 2007 03:42 PM

Thing I don't get is why are some of you surprised that Sabu is gone and Sandman is probably next? The only people that actually wanted them kept around was RVD and Paul Heyman. With RVD probably not renewing his contract, there may be a few more "ECW originals" being let go. Tommy Dreamer might stay, but he's very unhappy on how ECW was ran so he might leave if RVD and the rest are in TNA.

Slash May 16, 2007 04:02 PM

I think it was because there was a huge feud push between the new breed and the "Originals" which randomly died out for some reason

Such a Lust for Revenge! May 16, 2007 06:43 PM

I assume Sabu in TNA would be awesome. I don't know, I don't think a guy like Sabu could ever really exist in the WWE because of Vince's vision of what a wrestling show should be.
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Originally Posted by dagget (Post 434415)
Why the hell anyone would date Chyna is beyond me. Saturn did it before she was in WWF. WHY. Triple H did for a while, while they were in the WWE, WHY. Then X-Pac did and made a tape of themselves. FUCKING WHY.

Hey, some people just have that sort of taste. Me, I like my women as small as five foot, 95 fucking pounds. I can see how some people would like a girl as physically and facially (word? =o) awful like the Willams (tennis) sisters.
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the crowd behind him started a "You screwed Chyna" chant and the camera was on him for a quck second you could see a stupid smile on his face cause he was really laughing about it.
Haha, that's great. As much of you hate the guy's WWE persona you have to admit he'd probably be a blast to be around IRL.
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Originally Posted by Slash (Post 434419)
Man Law

=OOO
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Originally Posted by Malahk Angel (Post 434653)
The last really awesome thing I remember in TNA was when Kurt Angle gave Samoa Joe the headbutt heard round the world.

what is this headbutt

Malahk Angel May 16, 2007 06:54 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnpp2VFO-VA

The single greatest thing I've ever seen on TNA.

Such a Lust for Revenge! May 16, 2007 07:34 PM

Haha, that was pretty upbeat. I wonder how much of that energy comes from the announcers themselves, though. Was that Angle's first TNA appearance?

Malahk Angel May 16, 2007 08:10 PM

Yeah... he'd given a few interviews before that, but that was his first in-ring appearance.

mortis May 18, 2007 04:06 AM

Well Storm, you called well. RVD is done.

Malahk Angel May 18, 2007 06:10 AM

Can't say I didn't see it coming. You treat a well-liked wrestler like shit, you can't really expect him to sit there and take it.

Also, it seems as though Gregory Helms suffered a nasty neck injury. Might be a break.


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