No homo my arse. Gabe loves the cock and everyone knows it.

I don't think I explained in detail how the summoned dog works before, so:

The conjured creature acts on the same initiative count as you. Every action it takes costs you a minor action (which you use to issue commands), and a conjured creature cannot exceed its normal allotment of actions (a standard, a move, and a minor action) during its turn. If you spend no minor actions on your turn to command the creature, it remains where it is without taking any actions on its turn.

What the fuck? When did we find a summoned dog? All Bob's carrying of any use is a bag of marbles.

Although that does give me a great idea...

It was in the room with the smashy wall trap.

I can't help it if Deni and Brady take 90% of the loot for themselves :(

That's what Shin gets for putting DRAG-ON to sleep when I couldn't lay into it with Paladin's Judgment.

To be fair I didn't expect it to actually fall asleep and I did totally save Argumentus from being lunch. Don't be hatin' on the heroic motherfuckers just coz you can't hit shit that's not standing still.

Braaaady

I know your pillow fight with nadi is really fun but we have a dragon to kill!

There you go, a proper silly post for a change, I've been a bit terse recently.

tonight we dine on dragon soup

shin I love you

Knocks down the fucking wall. I cannot stop laughing.

Deni, Brady, you two are beasts. Absolute beasts. Why the hell were you even running from the dragon, you probably could've killed it without help.

To be fair it is a bit easier to bash somethin' in the head when it's falling down and not actively trying to turn you into lunchtime.

Jesus H. Christ. And I was expecting most of you to die :(

yeah but to be fair he missed Arg like three times. Living in a cave made the dragon severely nearsighted or something.

I've had a bit of trouble keeping up on account of being busy, but does Shin still think the rest of the party are his zombie minions?

Yes, but then every member of the party is in a persistent state of delusion about the nature of the other members.

There is something to be said for consistency.

Fucking Gimli over here had to hit for 45, just to best my 44. You utter, utter dick.

However. Argumentus + Gabe =
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/Denicalis/09.jpg

Argumentus + Gabe = Emilio Estevez?

I don't get it.

And that is why you'll never understand Canadian "culture," you limey fuck.

Diss will get it.

Now go watch fucking Mighty Ducks, you faggot.

Dear God I hate that film. It's just basically every other shit-team-comes-good-at-the-end sports movie only with ice skating instead of real sport.

I figured the dragon missed me a bunch of times because I finished turns with a full defense. Maybe it didn't really matter, I dunno.

Oh yeah, that's a good point. I didn't think that full defense ups your evade/whatever, but it probably does.

That's the point. God, you don't understand anything. Also, cricket is the gayest sport ever.

Sorry, although cricket is wicked gay, curling is worse.

Now now, let's not forget about ringette.