Oh no, I'm totally with you. We actually have to use strategy for this fight instead of going in with dicks in our hands.

Unless we emasculate the Hobgoblins and stroll in waving dicks in our hands...

If you want to do that, I mean, you're the least classy city lady I've ever laid eyes on.

Back to the issue at hand, my bet is that if we all run back up stairs, the undead will be on our asses in probably a turn or two. The folks who don't have much HP can stuff themselves up the stairs to minimize attacks.

Don't let some woman run you all off like women, cowards.

Man, for a group that has slaughtered almost everything you've met, you all (except Brady) are acting like a bunch of scaredy cats :(

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Dragons are probably loud and killing dragons is probably loud and we'll probably have to fight the hobgoblins and the skeletons and the dragon all anyway, so let's go with hobgoblins and skeletons first ok?

Good job understanding the situation it's like these people have never run an instance before jeez. Next thing you know your cleric is going to try to pull.

pull?

That'd be the fella who pisses it off enough to have it go after them first. Should that be a more fragile party member the results don't tend to be very pretty.

then maybe Soggy should haul ass too.

Maybe you shits should come help us fuck up this dragon. :mad:

Hey, you want an axe in the back while you're fighting a dragon, that's -your- thing. I'll just kill the one looking to axe ME in the back.

Don't you know anything about boss battles? Kill the minions first.

Alright, alright. Doublepost will be merged to make me run away like a pansy.

Drag your teammate with you, Arg's going to rapple down like this is a Tom Clancy novel.

Argumentus is pretty nimble and the dragon probably can't fit up the stairs. I reckon he'll make it out ok if pulling shards of glass out of it's back doesn't placate it.

I'm still in favour of capturing rather than killing the hobgoblins then smashing their kneecaps and throwing them down the hole. Could be they weren't very nice to the dragon and he'll want to be our friend for killing his captors. Alternatively he'll be busy munching away on them and we can either rush him from behind or sneak past. Obviously we'll have to kill it at some point, it's a dragon after all but it doesn't have to be right now does it? Also if it's eating immobile hobgoblins it'll be directly under the hole and I'm sure we can find enough heavy masonry around to give it a headache.

Ok. Yes, throwing shit at the dragon earlier did hurt it (a little). No, you can't just do that indefinitely.

BEST OF LUCK GUYS :tpg:

JUST BECAUSE THE DRAGON'S ALREADY IN THE FIGHT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T THROW HOBGOBLINS AT IT GUYS. ALSO, DWARVES RAPPELLING INTO COMBAT WILL BE ALMOST AS FUNNY AS ARGUMENTUS DOING IT, LET'S BEAR THAT IN MIND AFTER WE MURDER THE HOBGOBLINS YEAH?

5 hp attack? Man, what a wimpy dragon that was.

FUCK YES. ALSO: REMEMBER THE BONFIRE EARLIER. THROWING FIRE IS NEVER NOT AWESOME.

I suspect Pang's desire for bloodlust doesn't extend to having a lavel 20 Greater Dragon rip it's way through our level 2 party in two turns.

Edit: Ha ha, let's break the goblin's knees, set them on fire and throw them in the hole, then abseil in after and kick arse. BEST BOSS FIGHT STRATEGY EVER.

All the same, poor Arg. You shouldn't have left him alone, knk. True niggas don't do that shit.

As if I'm going to waste the dragon's murderizing breath weapon on a single dude.

Ok, team, we need to decide what music we want playing via Bob's Ghost Sound spell as we abseil into combat. I'm voting for Two Tribes by Frankie goes to Hollywood.

I nom Black Betty.

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