I bet you chucklefucks don't know who I am. Hint: I'm a fairy princess. :)

Well, everyone can recognize you because you made your own costume instead of just slapping on a cheap plastic mask from K-Mart.

This means that any other plane could pop in during Gabriel's turn and give fake orders.

"Gabriel runs headfirst into nearest wall."

"Gabriel stands there doing nothing for a turn after Motsognir already got rid of the bees"

oh wait

Not true. I went full defense. That's... something, isn't it? If I'm allowed to alter actions, I totally will.

Sure, go ahead. I'm not going to hold anybody to actions they only took because of a misunderstanding.

ALTERED

I IMMEDIATELY REGRET MY DECISION

No, that Goblin regrets the decision.

I swear to god, that skull cap Gabe is wearing is a lucky charm. He's been a murder machine.

It's not like nobody else is rolling 20s lately, it's just been in odd situations.

Brady got a nat. 20 on his climb roll, Shin got a couple of them on his Flame Bursts (AOEs unfortunately have no crit capability).

I just don't want to seem like I'm favoring anybody :(

Ahaha. He perfected his climb roll? Should have just torn the wall down with his bare hands.

Hey, he would do something like that. It'd be making a rubble staircase for those of us too short to climb effectively.

You know, I really should have stipulated rules against being a deliberate jerkoff when I started this thing but it didn't really occur to me that people would sign up for shit that they were so reluctant to do.

You ever decide on a race, Garr?

I forgot who was being waited on

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I mean I told you guys to IM me or whatever

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Also, it might be cool if those odd 20's affect the environment somehow, like my 20 roll climb creating a handhold ladder.

I told you in your journal twice. :(

Bitch I ain't gonna call you every day to tell you to go to work

You already know you got to do that

Yeah but I'm thick as shit. :(

Another newbie question:

Am I all out of action points right now? Do they linger on you forever or do they expire at some point?

Well, they "expire" when you take an extended rest, which resets you back to 1.

You're all out right now; you used one in the kobold lair and one in the orc massacre.

Ah. 'Tis what I had expected. I was hoping I could run all the way to the hexer in one go.

Yay, someone got the reference!

Didn't think to ask this, but how many moving actions would I have to take to jump down from the ledge and move to the skullcleaver?

Actions? Just one.

6 squares if you climb down, 3 squares if you jump. Of course, if you jump, you do run the risk of some fall damage.

What if he grabs a sharpshooter and Tombstone piledrives it off the ledge? Would that count as his attack then he could amble over to the Skullcleaver for his movement?

http://a.bebo.com/app-image/68970609...piledriver.jpg

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Also, as a matter of interest, would Bob be better off using his bow then firing frost rays at everything? As far as I can tell, his frost ray does 1D6+6 damage, 4 for his intelligence modifier, 1 for either his staff or wand and 1 for Burning Blizzard feat, a damage range of 7-12. With a bow he does 1D8+3, a damage range of 4-11 which would suggest magic is the way forward but I'm not sure how the rolls to hit are worked out. Magic is intelligence vs Fortitude but bow attacks are dexterity vs AC. Bob's intelligence and dexterity are the same but I have no idea vaguely what we're fighting ever has in the way of fortitude or armour.

Am I working the damage rolls out right and can we take it as read that if Bob misses he uses elven accuracy to re-roll please? That way I'm not so bothered about how likely he is to hit things if he gets a second chance without me needing to jump in before the next person takes a go.