To second Aardark, make sure he doesn't read the thing from any paper. Have some hand motion and he should seem natural enough. I'm sure you could use the public speaking stuff you learn in college.

First line of Aardark's sig really fits in well here ='D

I got a question thats been bothering me:

What the hell happened to Baz Luhrman (director of Romeo+Juliet and Moulin Rouge), and why hasn't he made another movie yet?

According to IMDB, he's hard at work on a period Australian epic set for release in 2007. Sounds like a new Heaven's Gate to me.

Well, seeing as how he won over 80% of the school vote, I'd say he pulled it off well enough.


Also, why aren't either of these two images smilies yet?
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Your guess is as good as mine.

Who do we exist?

NASTY!!!!
 

I heard something really nasty. The same water that you drink now might be the same purified water that someone emitted when they had diherrea (spelling?) last year.

If he is shitting in public, he's already lost all credibility, in my opinion. Seriously, wait until you get home, you stinky bastard!

About the bald people and whether or not they use shampoo, I would think that a person would need to use shampoo on his scalp whether or not he had any hair. Regular soap would dry out a person's scalp something awful, I would think.

Actually, I would say, that like everything else, they are probably manufactured in mass quantities to fit the governemnt regulations and it would be much more expensive to change there operating procedures for certain machines so that they are made without the braille. I would assume that when they are being manufactured, they are not made with any certain place of residence in mind.

Can you eat animal crackers if seal is broken?

That's fricking nasty! Just when I'm gulping down my bottled "natural spring water" too *retch*

The classic: How come people always just stand and stare towards the doors of the elevator when more than one person occupies it?

My curiosity: Why are these all the same -> the sign for an integral, an "esh" in phonetics, and the S shape on the left front side of a violin?

Fear? Maybe people are afraid of conversation. Either that, or maybe they hate the other person in the elevator and dream of getting out as soon as possible.
However, the most likely case is that there are not many other places to stare in an elevator.

Okay, today, I set my combat boots on fire after reading that the shine it produces is amazing. Well, I did it and put it out by putting a big pot over the boot, and they weren't joking. The boots now have this savage shine that hours of buffing wouldn't make. Why does this happen?

My guess is that people use elevators because they are in a rush *otherwise we could just use stairs* and while in a rush, your main councern is to get out of the elevator.

My second guess is that we are taught since we are born to never chat with strangers, and we carry that to our adulthood.

my third and final guess is about confort, while in an elevator you can't simple sit, drink something and socialize, theres little, or no time for that, so you subcouncious think it's a waste of time to start a conversation to just stop after you leave the elevator.

My obscure question is, How do gay people know other people are gay before even speaking to the subject.

Well if you think about the way shoe polish (generally wax) works when melted, it will retain its luster after it dries and hardens. Depending on the conditions the polish may also fog over but you can fix that by buffing it after the polish dries out a little. I kinda do the same thing with my combat boots I just use a heat-gun instead, others might use a hairdryer as a alternative. Same principle really, just minus putting the flammable polish on fire.

Oh yeah, don't sniff the fumes >_>

Yeah, but tomorrow, someone will ask me how I got my boots so damn shiny. Wonder what they will say when I reply, "I set them on fire."

Gay people have certain public behaviors associated with them. Simple answer.

Was the moon and Earth originally part of a bigger planet that broke apart?

Why is the A+ certificate so respected when it is a lifetime certification that could have been obtained during the days of DOS 6.22?

Does anybody remember the significance of DOS 2.76j?

What was the first name of the roadrunner from the Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons? I know the Coyote's full name was Wyle E. Coyote, but I think the roadrunner's name was either Johnny or Tommy, but I could also be way off all together.

If the bible was written by people who thought the world was flat, why are there people take it's meaning so literally?

First, we do not know that they thought the earth was flat. The bible is relatively mute on the physical world, except history. However, in the book of Job (I think)(it is also the oldest book in the bible), there is mention about the "sphere of the earth" when God is basically telling Job "Dont question me, I know what I am doing and talking about."
Secondly, you are an idiot.

I guess you haven't seen the movie "Sneakers." Although in real life, I can't really fathom a brail monitor.

To pay the Taxi driver. Taxi Driver is also a good movie to watch after you watch Sneakers.

Cry me a river.

Edit: Actually, I do have to add I do think the bible is a good book even if I do not follow Christianity, but I do not understand why some people hang on to it word for word. I just think that the writers of the bible lose what they are conveying if you take it too literally.

I don't know why you are calling him an idiot for. He asked a legitimate question. Hey, Fatt, many Christians hold what the Bible says close to our hearts because we are mandated to obey God's commands.

Why do bald people polish their head?

Does the intelligent design theory have any real genuine evidence that evolutionists haven't disproved?

Actually, this is exactly what triggered my bible question in the first place. I came up with my question after reading about intelligent design theory, and, as much as I do respect what the moral values the bible conveys, I do consider Mr. Darwin as one of my leaders, next to Ghandi, MLK, Buddha, and Musashi.

Yes... He's asking a legitimate question. Let us antagonize him without mercy.

My friend has always asked me and anyone who will listen this question, and i thought i had an answer, but now i'm not so sure, and i'm not sure why.

Q: What colour is a mirror?

My Answer: Silver.



Is the meaning of life perfect balance? In theory one, religious or not, would look at life and see that the only obvious purpose in life is to exist, and in order for us to exist in the way we most likley want, is to live happily. Happiness comes from a balance of the good and the bad. Without the bad, we can't have the good, and without the good we can't have the bad. An Imbalance of this causes one or the other. In the middle we have happiness. As i write this i start to see more and more flaws in this. Maybe i'll come back and revise it tomorrow, i'm really tired right now.

Am i full of shit? or is that logical?