Actually, let's remove this note and replace it with some pie.

Mmm, pie.

http://www.extension.umn.edu/yardand...d%20Peirce.jpg

Wand triggered that quickly? Twitchy owner!

Here I was thinking I'm the first to send off a night action :(

Haha, oops. Sorry Deni. :(

As twilight settles over the town, the unique sound of a ricocheting Magic Missile begins to echo all over the city. It can't be said for sure who was caught in the crossfire, but on a night where three killers are feared to be on the loose things are relatively bloodless.

Relatively.

There's no body in Chaotic's private chambers at the temple of Vecna, but there is a man-shaped pile of ash with the symbol of Orcus smeared into what used to be a torso. He was a Vampire Lord! None can say if any of his progeny might survive to avenge him.

Someone quietly shakes the ashes out of Chaotic's Boots of Speed and hurries on their way.

tl;dr Chaotic dead (vampire), Wand broken, boots moved

Day 4 ends in 48 hours.

Players (8 surviving):

nuttyturnip
Diss
Zergrinch
Chaotic
Skills
Garr
Frank
Tritoch
Denicalis
knkwzrd
Hawkeye
Shin
ZiggyGo
a lurker
Rockgamer
LZ


Roles:

2 peasants
2 DEAD peasants (Rockgamer, Denicalis)
1 DEAD cleric (Frank)
1 DEAD guard (Skills)

1 serial killer
1 doppelganger
1 twitchy recluse

1 DEAD fighter (Garr)
1 DEAD wizard (Diss)
1 bard

1 DEAD vampire lord (Chaotic)
1 DEAD abductor (LZ)
1 necromancer

1 werewolf (Zerg)

Alright Orcus, that was the last straw. You messed with the wrong temple. Here's the deal people, I'm tired of sitting back and watching Orcus edge closer to victory while you town people target the wrong people during the day.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Necromancer, the final Vecna. Howdy. We've known all of your roles since Day 2, but honestly I'll never figure out where all the remaining items I need are before Orcus wins this thing. LZ's death all but guaranteed that. So instead, I'm going to tell you who everybody is.

knkwzrd - Serial Killer
ZiggyGo - Twitchy Recluse
Hawkeye - Doppelganger

Shin - Bard

Nuttyturnip - Villager
A Lurker - Villager

And of course, Zergrinch is the Werewolf. Did I just blow your mind?

You didn't blow my mind but you ruined the rest of the game.

I debated on that, but my team's primary focus is information. It may as well be used as a weapon to take down Orcus now that I'm 90% positive that I won't be able to find the remaining items.

So why didn't you guys go for two kills on night 1?

Famous last words :tpg:

Also, what the hell. You and lurker are teammates? Worst teammates ever.

Anyway I'm throwing my lot with the town. Votin' to hang knkwzrd.

Oh right, I forgot to mention that I'm in favor of sending knkwzrd to the gallows.

Says the guy who was doing his level best to look shifty as hell.

voting knkwzrd

Additional Spam:
Townies don't know each other. The only way we could've possibly have won is if the evil teams were especially stupid.

Basically what our team is is the default message posted on a website when the database is down and nobody ever expected the database to be down before. "HOLY SHIT WUT"

You guys are awfully quick to trust someone throwing out information. If I was the serial killer, I'd probably make up something like that too.

Never the less, in the interest of verifying Tritoch's claims, I'm voting to lynch Knkwzrd.

Team Orcus is in no position to know everyone's roles by Day 2. Plus, other than game ruining, there doesn't seem to be any objection from knk. I trust the role information for you and lurker is accurate? :3:

Who's to say that Tritoch isn't the twitchy recluse and knk has the elven chainmail? We lynch knk, learning his role but he's not killed. We then all believe Tritoch is telling the truth and you, in an attempt to secure victory for yourself go after knk again at night meaning you're home free until whoever has the sword chooses to kill you with it.

Hmm, that makes no sense though because if knk had the sword and wanted to kill you, he would have done so by now.

Assuming Tritoch is telling the truth, he needs to learn the locations of all the items to win, you need to kill everyone to win, Knk, Ziggy and Hawkeye need to kill either me, lurker or Nutty to win, lurks and Nutty need to kill everyone else to win and I need to amass all the items.

At this point, unless the serial killer is lynched today everyone else is basically fucked. To be honest Zerg, you've lost already since someone out there has the sword and knows your role. Your only chance is for whoever has the sword to get killed by someone other than you each night so you actually need the serial killer alive until last. The bard needs you alive to keep killing people and increasing the chances of random loot dropping into his lap. The necromancer needs to stay alive and have someone from team Vecna die so he can commune with them and learn what their team knows.

The more I think about this, the more it looks like the most beneficial move all round is actually to lynch Tritoch so that's my final vote.

As much fun as it would be to lynch Tritoch, the proper course of action at this juncture is to take out the serial killer. That means knkwzrd gets my vote.

You're overthinking it Shin. Taking out the Serial Killer still leaves the Doppelganger with his nightly killing role. If you lynch Tritoch and spare knk, Orcus will just kill you and one townie tonight, and that's that.

Well obviously I'm voting for Tritoch.

And flipping out when somebody says boo? If it weren't for your and Shin's exchange during day 2 I wouldn't have thought anything of you.

But killing any member of the Orcus lot will allow Tritoch to use his night time powers to learn everything that Orcus, seeing as how information is freely exchanged between them, know which could very well win him the game in one fell stroke. All we can hope for is that one of the villagers or bard has the chainmail and it is they who are atacked tonight. For players who aren't members of either cult, the choice today is a gamble between whether reading the mind of a dead Orcus would win the game for Tritoch or allowing Knk to live and kill again would ultimatly result in a win for Orcus.

And of course we're still assuming Tritoch isn't making shit up as he goes along.

I'm still in favour of lynching Tritoch and taking my chances at night.