Fucking Radez. Piece of shit introducing me to a stranger in the alps. Christ.

I'll build two roads from my northern settlement to the 6, 12 point. I'll also offer a brick for a wheat. (if nobody wants that deal my turn is over)

I've been wanting to do that since I saw that red bandana in your back right pocket. <3

Robber is on Everyone but Rasputin's 5.

I only have sheep for that brick.

I too cannot/will not make that deal!

Go Raspy, you're up.

First I'm using my dev card (solider) and putting it on the brick with the 8 on it. Stealing from RED!

By red you mean orange?

Because you are red, rasp.

I meant blue of course :X

Frank is hold 8 cards. Lets roll that 8 sided die!

Well then, I'll just roll...

OK THEN, I'm actually going to 4-1 all that brick into a wheat and buy a dev card. I'm done. Thanks.

Before I can go on, Rasp did you use 4-1? Otherwise you do not have the materials to build the road

My mistake, I'll edit my post :/

Brick, brick, brick for a wheat!

(The Hangover was decent enough)

Hyde, please look at my turn's post and edit the gameboard accordingly.

Asshole.

I'll do it tomorrow morning. My b.

How about a sheep for a wheat? A WOOD? BRICK!

How about you pass the dice? Wheat hasn't hit yet!

Actually, he should roll first

No, no thank you.

Bah! I'll first build a road, then, going east from my 8, 2, 3, toward the 3:1 port.

Additional Spam:
I'll also buy a development card~

IF it's a soldier, then I'll put it on the 9! Otherwise, I'll keep it.

I'm gonna be gone for the rest of the day, so I'll just end my turn now!

The question, of course, is which 9!

Either way, gonna roll now.

Also in any case, I don't have anything I can do and nothing I'm willing to trade, unless someone wants to use either of my ports for any 1 resource I'll end turn.. ie. give me 2 brick and a resource of your choosing and I'll give you whatever you want in return.

Where do you place your soldier card, Plarom?