I will ejaculate on the spot if the Packers take the Superbowl.

All over the television.

Brett Farrveerere is the only man I'm okay with having beat the Pats. I've been a fan of his as long as I've been watching football. I grew up loving Sterling Sharpe, too. So Green Bay is like, my backup team.

I don't hate the Pats like a lot of people do, but I can't say they're a favorite. I'm pretty indifferent to them, all in all.

Patriots are supposed to be the Classy team, right? Well, the way I see it, Farve is the classiest man in the NFL, maybe even America!

So, you know, he should win. Even if the Packers lose, Brett Farve should win.

My friend, a longtime Colts fan, has taken to referring to the Pats as the New England Madden Oh Eights. He once summed the team up thusly:

"It's like this: 'Brady to Moss, touchdown!' over and over. And then there are tears."

I don't know if I was imagining this, but it seemed to me as though both the Jags and Colts had an absurd number of botched catches by the receivers. Of course then again, Brady's only two incompletions were perfect passes to his receivers.

I'm a Saint's fan, but will be rooting for Green Bay until the end of the season. Dopefish must go down.

Umm its FAVRE, you so called football fans.

19-0 comin.