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Cameo Jan 8, 2008 10:57 PM

Face every time. No question really, it's the smile that does it for me. I've gone out with girls of all shapes and sizes, and to be honest, if their personality is particularly attractive I can often forget about their body. Always has to have a pretty face though.

highwind7777 Jan 16, 2008 08:04 PM

definitely face. the face is what you are looking at when you are talking to her.

the body is just a bonus....

of course, on top of this, everyone has different preferences for what constitutes a "pretty face", but in the end, i think the face is far more important.

Hamu-Sumo Feb 20, 2008 09:30 AM

For me face is much more important than body. Imagine you're sleeping with her, look in her face and your little friend is calling out a retreat. I'm sorry for saying it so directly but isn't it true? (And no, you can't do it from behind everytime)

Of course, body should be within predefined proportions but if face is bad, there's no longer a serious chance.


Edit: But we shouldn't forget that the most beautiful woman is nothing if she had a personality like a zombie.

Ballpark Frank Feb 20, 2008 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamu-Sumo (Post 572021)
(And no, you can't do it from behind everytime)

Yes, you can. Get the fuck out and come back when you know what you're talking about.

Hamu-Sumo Feb 21, 2008 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fresh Frank (Post 572166)
Yes, you can. Get the fuck out and come back when you know what you're talking about.

You forgot the irony tags, my friend. ;)

Ballpark Frank Feb 21, 2008 02:40 PM

You're saying you can't fuck a girl from behind every time you do the deed.

But you can. So you're wrong.





















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DarkMageOzzie Feb 21, 2008 03:39 PM

Face is most important to me. Honestly it seems more times then not, if a girl has a nice face, she also has a nice body. It's not neccessarily true the other way around.

And honestly I'd think people kiss more often then they have sex and if someone is really freaking ugly. I don't know how you'd be able to stand to kiss them.

Ballpark Frank Feb 21, 2008 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkMageOzzie (Post 572646)
If a girl has a nice face, she also has a nice body. It's not neccessarily true the other way around.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8...41e5420bi0.jpg

FAILURE

DarkMageOzzie Feb 21, 2008 08:32 PM

Gee I love how you chopped off part of what I said to misquote me. But, whatever. At least I caused you to post something aside from that annoying face.

Hamu-Sumo Feb 23, 2008 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fresh Frank (Post 572622)
You're saying you can't fuck a girl from behind every time you do the deed.

But you can. So you're wrong.

Okay okay, you can do it. That's right. But it's unusual I guess. I mean, for me it would be boring to have sex in the same way eeeeverytime. Furthermore, imagine you're a great lover (beside from the fact you are one in reality or not, so don't get me wrong) and you are sleeping with a girl not for five minutes but, hm, let me say, 20 minutes or more. Would you do it only from behind for 20 minutes? Everytime? I don't believe. ;)

Midna Feb 23, 2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamu-Sumo (Post 573697)
Furthermore, imagine you're a great lover and you are sleeping with a girl not for five minutes but, hm, let me say, 20 minutes or more. Would you do it only from behind for 20 minutes? Everytime? I don't believe. ;)

Thank you for my morning laugh.

I will never understand why people continue to post about sex once they've been shown they have no idea what they are talking about.

Slash Feb 24, 2008 12:57 AM

I dunno...to approach a girl, Like many others have said, you'd have to be attracted to the whole package...and probably for me, from far off its the body. Then it would go to face.

But all in all, after the date, if her personality is that of a pencil...umm...bye?

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And I agree with you on that Midna...seriously. If you can't really look at the girls face, you shouldn't be sleeping with her in the first place.

Divest Mar 19, 2008 10:37 PM

Body, come on. What kind of a question is this anyways. Anyone who's worth two fucking pennies would say body.

Decoy Goat Mar 19, 2008 10:44 PM

Personally the kind of body that I like has 3 legs, a cat's tail, four arms, two and a half eyes and at least five vaginas.

OK, now the internet knows about what I find attractive. Back to LARPing.

Thanatos Mar 20, 2008 05:20 AM

er, both? i mean, seriously, even if she's a pretty face, her body doesn't quite turn u on, what the heck man? as for hot body, but u can't bear to even look at her, my gawd, no.

Generally it's alright if you're slightly plump or chubby, or if you aren't that cute a girl, but seriously, meet both minimum requirements please.

but comparatively, i'd say body. There's always a thing called a paper bag.

NinjaguyDan Mar 25, 2008 06:01 PM

Well I'd say I'm pretty open but I like a decent face with good teeth of course, and a good or smaller body; but, I am going to have to agree with Webjay and say that qualities are so variant that I can break the statement I said before as long as she has at least a clear face. I've definately liked chubby/fat girls a few times based off of personality and such, which would come first, but I still would say I shoot for face first.

yevheniy Apr 24, 2008 03:49 PM

My only prerequisite is that she plays the violin (or cello) as well or better than I play the piano, and that she loves classical music at least as much as I do.

Face and body are a distant second to that….

No. Hard Pass. Apr 24, 2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yevheniy (Post 598484)
My only prerequisite is that she plays the violin (or cello) as well or better than I play the piano, and that she loves classical music at least as much as I do.

Face and body are a distant second to that….

So you're saying you would date the fattest, grossest, most heinous cunt on the face of the planet if she can play one of two specific instruments well?

Uh huh. You know what, Ludwig? You can fuck right off and never come back with this shit. I mean, seriously. Get a grip on yourself. The world doesn't benefit from your idiot romanticism bullshit. No, you wouldn't date a heffer because she can draw a bow across a string. So don't sit here and tell people you would. Or maybe the problem is that you can't pull a hot bird?

Either way, leave.

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Sarag Apr 24, 2008 07:22 PM

I remember a guy saying basically the same thing last year. Basically someone who's such a fanboy for his hobby that it becomes a necessity for his partner to regard it as positively is someone who is better off becoming a crazy snake guy.

Living Legend May 3, 2008 05:05 AM

Maybe it's just me, but it has to be both body and face that are attractive to me. If you have an ugly face and a sexy body, then that person is still unnattractive to me. If a girl has a sexy face and an ugly body, it's still quite unnattractive to me. It has to be both or nothing.

mooglepimp May 8, 2008 12:32 PM

Face first, body second. You can always excercise, burn off the fat and build muscle. Not as easy with a face.

Shorty May 10, 2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamu-Sumo (Post 572021)
Edit: But we shouldn't forget that the most beautiful woman is nothing if she had a personality like a zombie.

Same thing goes for guys: You can be the most gorgeous man on earth, but all the women that I know wouldn't care about your ass if you're the last guy on earth if you're just a good for nothing son of a gun that can't even do his own dishes/laundry/take out the trash without being told/asked to do so.

What can I say, I've dated guys for looks and had my fun. When it comes to long-term commitment, I want a real man.

Currently I am in a long-term relationship so... yeah, I can't even fathom which aspects of "looks" I'd look for since my priority for boyfriends have always put physical attractiveness at the low end. (^^; It's always been more like, "Hey, he has a sense of humor, is not an idiot, and can cook a mean meal and he's cute to boot!" I have screwed up priorities, I know.

DarkMageOzzie May 10, 2008 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty (Post 603851)
Same thing goes for guys: You can be the most gorgeous man on earth, but all the women that I know wouldn't care about your ass if you're the last guy on earth if you're just a good for nothing son of a gun that can't even do his own dishes/laundry/take out the trash without being told/asked to do so.

What can I say, I've dated guys for looks and had my fun. When it comes to long-term commitment, I want a real man.

Currently I am in a long-term relationship so... yeah, I can't even fathom which aspects of "looks" I'd look for since my priority for boyfriends have always put physical attractiveness at the low end. (^^; It's always been more like, "Hey, he has a sense of humor, is not an idiot, and can cook a mean meal and he's cute to boot!" I have screwed up priorities, I know.

I think anyone who really thinks about it would say something like that. No one wants to spend the rest of their life with someone that they can't stand just because they look good.

Shively May 11, 2008 10:43 AM

To me face and feet are important. Girls can have a nice face but if their feet are all torn up it leads me to believe they live by the motto " if the face looks good, the rest can rot" thus why you come across girls with stinky vage.


I'm guessing I won't have to worry about this for awhile considering I found a girl who puts up with me and my antics.

dope May 22, 2008 02:07 AM

First impression and most noticeable aspect - face. Unless they'd let everything or certain parts hang out then you'd notice that. Legs are the second most noticeable aspect for me.

Eventually after physical impressions, you have to settle on someone with a great and fun personality. A great conversationalist.


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