agreatguy6 is now officially dead (agreatguy, we never knew ye). ctu gets his Tanks and Energy Boost.

Insert joke about radioactivity and Identity Crisis here.

-ctu/agreatguy6 for New Jersey: ctu conquers (no number)
-Griffin/ctu for New Jersey: ctu defends
-Identity Crisis/ctu for California: Identity Crisis conquers

I would like to use my item-of-the-day to snatch 10G from Identity Crisis.

I will now attack Nevada with my tank(s).

I shall also use my Sexy Beam to swipe 10G from under the nose of Smelnick.

I'll attack Nevada, Utah, Colorado and Kansas

And I shall use my sexy beam to swipe that 10gil back.

Sorry for the delay, but my cable went out while I was tabulating everything. Smelnick is on the brink of elimination; if he doesn't win in Arizona, he's finished. Identity Crisis' attack on Nevada was nullified by ctu's Tanks, so both IC and Smelnick got 1 gil.

Lots of sexy action going on tonight:

-Smelnick/Domino for Wyoming: Domino defends
-orionmk3/Domino for Wisconsin: orionmk3 conquers
-ctu/Yeldarb for Florida: ctu conquers
-ctu uses Tanks to take Nevada
-Domino/Yeldarb for Utah: Yeldarb defends
-orionmk3 uses Sexy Beam to take 10 gil from Identity Crisis
-Domino uses Sexy Beam to take 10 gil from Smelnick
-Smelnick uses Sexy Beam to take 10 gil from Domino

Time to bring sexy back!

I'll be using my Sexy Beam to take back my 10 gil from orion_mk3.

Unfortunately, I'm broke. Your Sexy Beam collects naught but moths :(

Hmm... the chart said you still had 15 gil in your possession at the time I made my post. Thrifty. =o

Really? Then I hope the chart is right, because that means I still have 5g. But I suspect that it's just a little out of date.

Oh, FUCK that. I use my Sexy Beam on ctu and attack Washington and California.

Day 2 Turn 2: Attack Indiana
Day 2 Turn 3: Attack Kentucky
Day 2 Turn 4: Attack New York

Well sorry to say, but the chart has not been updated and all your going to get is $2. Also since you are attacking me I guess I got to take you out a lot sooner then I was planing on doing so.

I'll attack:

Kansas
Missouri
Nebraska
Iowa

ctu is correct; he did some spending before Griffin's Sexy Beam, so he only had 3 gil left. In a perfect world, the chart would be updated instantaneously, and Griffin would have known this, so he can keep his Sexy Beam and use it another time. Dullenplain and Ryuu both missed 24 hour deadlines, so they forfeit those attacks.

-Plarom/Dullenplain for Louisiana: Plarom conquers (no number)
-orionmk3/Ryuu for Ohio: orionmk3 conquers (no number)
-ctu/Griffin for South Dakota: Griffin defends
-ctu/Griffin for New York: ctu conquers
-ctu/Griffin for Alaska: Griffin defends
-Domino/ctu for Nevada: Domino conquers
-Domino/Identity Crisis for Colorado: Domino conquers
-Domino/orionmk3 for Kansas: Domino conquers
-orionmk3/ctu for New York: orionmk3 conquers

I'm taking off work tomorrow to run some errands, so I may not be around as much during the day. Also, I'm not sure if I'll be around at 9am, but feel free to start the day at that point. On the plus side, when I do update, I'll be able to update the map as well as the chart.

I'm not the only one laughing right?

Sexy Beam on Dullenplain, HOOOOO!!

I'm also gunning for Indiana, Pennsylvania, Delaware, and Maryland!

Smelnick has been eliminated. Who gets the spoils is a tricky situation, because the pivotal battle turns out to be in Nevada, where Identity Crisis attacked Smelnick, but before the battle was resolved, ctu used Tanks to take the state. Originally, I had awarded 1 gil each to IC and Smelnick, but in order to solve who eliminated Smelnick, I randomly chose a number for Smelnick, and then ran the battle. IC conquered, so he gets the spoils from Smelnick.

Today's special item is the Mime of Distraction. Your mime will artfully distract one of your opponents, causing him to lose one turn.

Results:

-Smelnick/Dullenplain for Arizona: Smelnick conquers
-Identity Crisis/Smelnick for Arizona: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/Smelnick for Nevada: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis gets spoils of war 29 gil and 2 items (the original Tanks and Energy Boost)
-Dullenplain/Domino for Kansas: Dullenplain conquers
-Dullenplain/orionmk3 for Missouri: Dullenplain conquers
-Plarom uses Sexy Beam to take 10 gil from Dullenplain

I hereby attack Maine, Michigan, and North Dakota!

Day 3 Turn 1: I'm nuking West Virginia to bedrock.

If this attack does not give me Pennsylvania, then:

Day 3 Turn 2: Tanks on Pennsylvania.

You'd have to survive as a Warlord until 9am tomorrow, orion, since tribute is collected at the end of each day. You might want to rethink your strategy. Also, for purposes of Warlords and items, Alaska is connected to Washington State, and Hawaii is connected to California.

-Yeldarb/Ryuu for Virginia: Ryuu defends
-Yeldarb/Ryuu for West Virginia: Ryuu defends
-Plarom/Ryuu for Delaware: Ryuu defends

EDIT: orionmk3 seems to have disappeared for a bit. He sent me a PM, but didn't list the states he wanted to target with his Atomic Bomb. I'll have to wait until he sends me that to process his attack.

I said I'd be gone for a bit in my PM. I just sent you the states.

My strategy is unaffected, though. All is proceeding according to plan :D

Very well then. orion_mk3's nuclear bomb is another success, wiping out 4 states and making him a Warlord (for the moment). This also nullifies the pending battle for Kentucky (orionmk3/Domino); I gave 1 gil to Domino, but no extra to orion (since he got one from the nuke, and he'd just be attacking himself if he had won the battle).

-Dullenplain/Identity Crisis for Nebraska: Identity Crisis defends
-Griffin/Identity Crisis for California: Identity Crisis defends
-Plarom/Identity Crisis for Maryland: Identity Crisis defends
-orionmk3 drops an Atomic Bomb on Pennsylvania, and the fallout spreads to Virginia, Kentucky, and Maryland

EDIT: Just realized the nuke nullifies Plarom/ctu for PA as well, so I gave them each a gil.

Hm, I suppose after forgetting to attack two days in a row I'd better do this now. Honestly though, how am I still alive? Operation Lay Low has been a rousing success!

For my epic first attacks of the game, I'll be reclaiming Idaho and attacking Tennessee, Arkansas, and Wyoming.

Additionally, I'll be sending in tanks to conquer Delaware and dropping a newly purchased atomic bomb on West Virginia. I'll PM the other 4 possible states in a moment, but that should be the end of Ryuu.

I attack New Jersey and Washington DC.

EDIT: Scratch that. Will send in different attacks later.