Because it's funny.

I love the cR Challenge reset/ban thread on Bungie.net so fucking much. Justification for completing a Challenge 30 times in less than an hour:

That guy isn't even trying, is he?

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How do I had fun playing video gaem

My favorite ones are when they say their account was hacked, but then they post the timestamp and actual serial # of the machine that the account was on during that timeframe they say there were hacked, and it was the same machine.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THIS THING.

Is this a new Covenant species for Halo 7 or a new mount for the Horde. Wait nevermind, this is the new Stay Puft Marshmallow model for Ghostbusters 3 right.

*Pelican crashes into arm's fat roll and explodes*

KILLTROCITY

Because trying to hit anything with a sniper rifle when the screen is being constantly filled with fuelrod explosions is nigh on impossible and I was having more fun pissing him off than I would have had by grabbing one myself and joining in. It was particularly amusing because there was fuck all he could do about it, not being able to kill or boot me and all.

It'd be nice to see more different types of Firefight introduced since that's the main gametype I play. Firefight in vehicles on Haemmorage would be cool or maybe pistolfight but with the running speed jacked up.

Was playing firefight today for the challenges, got hooked up with this anonymous bro. We wrecked havoc, neither had mics and that magical awesomeness happened that, i suppose mute people get. Our language consisted of tea bagging and shooting in the air (extreme no homo).
In the end he sent a message and said it was nice to play with someone else that was "skilled". I shed a tear and accepted the friend request.

Our journey has only begun.

(no homo)

You can't just link to shit if it's not rendered >=(

That's what the download to your xbox button is for, fool. I'll renew Pro when I've got the monies.

Like I have time for that!

Alright kids, gather around. It's storytime. Time to tell you of the glorious adventures of two men. Two men who went into Firefight Matchmaking and were immediately abandoned by their two teammates. These men were not discouraged however, and decided to take on the world.

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Okay so a single Jackal isn't exactly the world but you get my point.

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Lol. But enough about Daravon dying. It's time to get down to business. I've done two man FF MM before and I have never actually finished the game out. It's designed for four people ideally and with two you just get fucked. Would we be up to the challenge? First thing's first: teamwork.

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I call it the "Daravon you get punched by that Hunter while I charge my laser" strategy. Don't get all concerned he lived. I wouldn't let my bro die that easily. After that, we moved onto to shoring up at the sandbags and taking the two man fireteam approach. We even got the Grunts to show us their new grenade levitation ability.

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How cool is that? Being with Daravon for a whole 30 minutes seemed like a bit much though. I needed my alone time, so I consulted with a friend. No Daravons allowed.

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"Guess what my favorite type of Macaroni is! That's right, elbow macaroni!" Silly Jackal.

Of course, as is the folly with two man FFMM we eventually got pushed up and spawn camped, but it wasn't anything a little teamwork couldn't dispatch.

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Get off my lawn. Eventually in order to survive I suggested we hijack a vehicle, and after several hilariously fail attempts Daravon finally managed to snatch a Wraith at the end of the first round. While he cleaned up the front...

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I mopped up the rear:

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The Wraith actually lasted a whole Round, we were impressed we kept it for so long. The third Round brought us back to our old tricks again. Good thing Daravon is such a fucking hammer whore.

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Things proceeded smoothly, until we hit the final wave with a little over 2 minutes to go. Faced with all those fucking Gold elites with swords and turrets, Daravon and I soon found ourselves dying repeatedly. Fortunately the time had come for the King of Clutch, Roflfox, to step up.

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Looks like he stepped on something there. Sword in hand, it was time to get to work.

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BITCH. The clock was winding, our time was quickly running out but my amazing sword work proved too much for the Covenant to handle.

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MORTAL KOMBAT. Too bad we didn't get to fight because Daravon stole the kill with his fucking Wraith. :( I seriously could not believe we finished that shit with two people and I highly doubt I'll ever see it done again. Oh and the bonus round? Grunts.

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Daravon got about 10,000 fucking points with the Wraith. It was ridiculous. I was on foot with just a DMR but I managed to not die, so huzzah! Basically, we rule.

I managed to survive the whole match of a four man Sniperfight on Outpost yesterday. Admittedly that's not a huge achievement on Outpost when the others know what they're doing but still, I was pretty chuffed. I even survived the bonus round of Hunters but didn't actually manage to kill any of them. I came 2nd overall.

Bungie.net : Halo Reach : File Details

[15:56] <Qworkie> ahahaha
[16:02] <Tails> roflmao
[16:02] <Tails> that is awesome.
[16:03] <Qworkie> I love how he just keeps dancing after that
[16:03] <Qworkie> or it kinda looks like it before it cuts, so I'll keep thinking that
[16:03] <zip> HYAHAHA
[16:03] <zip> OWNED
[16:03] <Tails> owns so much
[16:04] <Qworkie> oh god the dude flying in the background
[16:04] <Qworkie> followed by the craft

Does anyone know how to update what your Spartan looks like on bungie.net? Mine is still wearing the same yellow armour he had on on day one, not the bronze colour I've been using since about week two onwards.

It's a known issue they've posted about a few times, it's affecting pretty much everybody. They're saying it'll be fixed as soon as they are able, something about that data being housed on the matchmaking servers so they can't just take them down to fix that one thing or something.

I like how I went into Multi Team with Mo0 and STILL got Elite Slayer twice in a row. It's insane. Not that I don't love Elite Slayer but god damn.

Still got 380 kills to go for the weekly. :(

I think I have like 900 kills to go.

Well you have apparently given up on Halo recently, so

awww daily Challenges for today are all Firefight.

I've been busy! And I also played it for eight hours straight over a LAN at a friend's house on Sunday night.

Every game was a lag-free wonderland where I donged righteously and often. I went +58 in a 45-minute game of 6v6 Multi-Flag Asylum.

Then I went back online and remembered what it is like to 'communicate' with American hosts.

And then I bought Bayonetta 4 cheap...

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES. But I did forget about that LAN thing, oh right.

Also you actually GOT a different game? I am shocked. Good choice though because Bayonetta owns. But still, you can't let LAN parties ruin your will to play. That's not cool man.

(45 minute CTF what the fuck)