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You people have too much fucking time on your hands.

Oops, yeah. Got the order mixed up. Thought Bob went first since he flung the door open, but I see that wasn't the case now. So nevermind, you guys just have a knack for killing off Pang's unique monsters before he gets to do anything with them.

Edit @ knk: Shaddap you. I'm trying to help you get your hands on a weapon for a change.

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Originally Posted by Animechanic (Post 649117)

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

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Originally Posted by Animechanic (Post 650949)

Sticking my head in here because Pang is doing this in a funny order that makes things too complicated. Just drop both, you can pick them up when the fight's over if you want them back or want to stow them.

Drop battleaxe (free)
Drop shield (free)
Pick up greataxe (minor)

Pang's method was more like... picking the greataxe up while still holding an axe and shield, juggling the greataxe while dropping (or stowing) axe and shield, then pulling out greataxe even though it wasn't actually stored at any point?

Pang's the DM and whatever he says goes. But still Pang, that's just weird.

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Originally Posted by Animechanic (Post 649117)

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

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Originally Posted by Animechanic (Post 651001)

What interests me is that Pang said the Orc leader was bloodied after Bob landed the first hit on him. Either that was a mistake, or Pang is seriously underestimating you guys and throwing half-dead monsters at you.

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Originally Posted by Animechanic (Post 649117)

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

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Originally Posted by Animechanic (Post 651011)

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Originally Posted by Animechanic (Post 649117)

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

Guess why this is amusing to me.

Yeah... that's the funny part. Pang didn't care. Neither did Shin, and he was the person I thought I was irritating.

So hi. I came back.

Feel free to inform me if my presence offends you, and I'll vanish again.

Well, I was kind of assuming he might want to hold on to his default gear in case the Greataxe thing didn't work for him, so I was looking for a solution that didn't involve dumping everything on the floor.

66 HP sounded like a lot :(

I was thinking that as the other corridor off the room we met lurker in clearly leads to where we are now, we could have sent a couple of people round that way and gone for a smooth pincer attack or something. Wouldn't have killed the orc boss any faster but would have been suave. I guess with the rogue gone we don't benefit quite so much from flanking moves any more though.

Ah Pangalin, but your evil undiplomatic ruffian players took out 68 HP just like that, in 2 rounds :(

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - MERCILESS

"Kill an enemy leader in less than two turns without him causing any damage"

If you hadn't reminded us about action points that would have taken a whole lot longer.

woops, I made color commentary in the wrong thread

don't send "the Guild" after me

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 651122)

woops, I made color commentary in the wrong thread

don't send "the Guild" after me

As penance it can be your turn to update the wiki article next.

Man you don't punish griefers by giving them responsibilities what are you doing

I dunno, a little responsibility here and there might improve his sense of self-worth and stop him making these rash mistakes in future.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 651051)

No; it is mine; things are on the floor.

I'm starting to feel guilty, guys. I'm having murderer's remorse. :(

Oh, now. They are only members of an evil and degenerate race.

The greatest insult to them would be if you didn't go all out, ya great big pansy. :mad:

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Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 651127)

Man you don't punish griefers by giving them responsibilities what are you doing

"Edit a history article you say?"

*rows and rows of dicks*

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I'm starting to feel guilty, guys. I'm having murderer's remorse.

Minions were born for cannon fodder, blame the gods.

That wolf next to Bob and Gabriel is dead right?

Only one wolf has been killed as far as I know. So no.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

Gabriel hacks away at the wolf with a mad fury, reducing it methodically into its components kibbles & bits. At the end, there is not much left but a red stain on the floor and a few teeth.

Critical Hit! 35 damage, wolf extremely killed

AP + Bolstering Strike skipped on account of being hilariously unnecessary

I.... I almost feel bad.

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Originally Posted by Shin (Post 651541)

That wolf next to Bob and Gabriel is dead right?

Yes.

Dead.

Just you know, you kill the enemy, but then it still stands there flickering for a few seconds

that's all :(

I'm going to laugh if after all that carnage the wolf kills Soggy.

And I'm going to cry myself to sleep :(

Maybe you should've thought to pick up your shield to protect yourself.

What sort of warlock are you, that a backwater cleric can outthink you?!

I have a two-handed weapon. I'd have to spend a turn equipping and unequipping items every time I wanted to go from attacking to defence. I'll pick my shield back up after the battle, but having it on me at this point wouldn't have done any good.