yeah so uh

well

hegh

Deni is surrounded by sock people!

Cleave deals damage equal to Strength but you gave 2 damage. :colbert:

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Pang you're on notice

yeah, had it mixed up with the 1/2 STR from Reaping Strike

correct'd

Can we get a map of all the explored areas since the Kobold hold (ie, the room I debuted in, and DON'T)?

Yup.

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/sofar.png

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Also, just a friendly reminder to everyone not to forget about their action points. Everyone should have two except Soggy, who used one in the kobold-hall fight. They help to speed up battles and Motsognir's abilities give you significant bonuses on any AP-using attack.

Also, everyone but Brady still has all their dailies.

JESUS CHRIST SHIN.

YOU MADE AN ORC.

UNDO IT! UNDO IT!

This bunch really likes to go around killing stuff, instead of using a little diplomacy :(

You know who likes Diplomacy? Kissinger.

And he's a fucking assclown.

I see what you did there.

I'm just more of an Axis & Allies guy, though. :(

There's no point springing through a secret door, yelling "AHA!" and then trying to reason with people is there?

Blood for the blood god!

Edit: Although ironically it looks like Bob is technically the most diplomatic of the group...

I suppose after you murderize the poor hapless orcs, maybe you can try your diplomacy on Pangalin's little goblins!

Maybe

:3:

Yeah, how about some diplomacy to the FACE.

Actually I feel kinda bad that Pang probably spent ages rolling up an Orc leader and dveloping a proper back-story and everything for him, only for him to be butchered in a frenzied, unprovoked surprise attack in what's looking like a single round of combat with barely a chance to even think of any last words, let alone say them.

Looks like he's still alive. Maybe there is hope for him yet.

Q: Could I, say, pick up and equip the giant axe of, for example, a big dead orc, in the middle of a battle, or do I have to wait for it to end?

I hope the orc grunts are significantly weaker than orc captains.

Sure, but it'd burn up a turn or two.

Pick up the greataxe (minor)
Stow your shield (standard)
Stow your battle-axe (minor)
Draw the greataxe (minor)

You could do it in one turn if you just dropped the shield as a Free, I guess.

Sticking my head in here because Pang is doing this in a funny order that makes things too complicated. Just drop both, you can pick them up when the fight's over if you want them back or want to stow them.

Drop battleaxe (free)
Drop shield (free)
Pick up greataxe (minor)

Pang's method was more like... picking the greataxe up while still holding an axe and shield, juggling the greataxe while dropping (or stowing) axe and shield, then pulling out greataxe even though it wasn't actually stored at any point?

Pang's the DM and whatever he says goes. But still Pang, that's just weird.

Psst... just to make sure you guys know. The Orc Leader is still alive. Probably just barely.

Psst. We know.

Your mom's still alive.

For now.

Psst... okay. Btw I'm beginning to become a texture not unlike rubber.

What interests me is that Pang said the Orc leader was bloodied after Bob landed the first hit on him. Either that was a mistake, or Pang is seriously underestimating you guys and throwing half-dead monsters at you.

You're reading it wrongly.

4 hp - Reaping Strike (4 total)
14 hp - Reaping Strike 2 (18 total)
8 hp - Hammer Throw (26 total)
7 hp - Ray of Enfeeblement (33 total) - Bloodied

So, max HP of 66.

The other orcs however, were described to be battered and bloodied. Wonder if that means they're actually bloodied.