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Bradylama Sep 21, 2008 09:06 PM

I don't see no healing spells, missy. http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3...gf-colbert.gif

No. Hard Pass. Sep 21, 2008 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 646984)
Wishing we had Zeph around to search for traps. :(

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Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Sep 22, 2008 07:35 AM

Looks like it's murderising time again, yay!

http://www.freewebs.com/lord_ofthe_r...egolMoriaB.jpg

Also, as I'm just going to set up a reaction move thingy I hope Deni won't object too much to me jumping in before him, in the interests of keeping things flowing.

Additional Spam:
I think I've stayed within the actions per turn limit but if not, scratch the dramatic-effect bow drawing and Bob will just cast Ray of Frost instead.

Sarag Sep 22, 2008 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 646986)
I don't see no healing spells, missy. http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3...gf-colbert.gif

I got this one thing that gives extra healing surges, it counts dammit

FatsDomino Sep 22, 2008 08:10 AM

Swells of kittens pour through the door. Bob successfully crafts a kitten kabob.

The unmovable stubborn Sep 22, 2008 08:20 AM

Bob hasn't put any skill points into Craft :mad:

Bradylama Sep 22, 2008 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shin (Post 647048)

thjat's me (lol) I'm boromir :)

:toot:

FatsDomino Sep 22, 2008 08:22 AM

It was an unskilled roll and he got a phat twenty, yo.

Bradylama Sep 24, 2008 06:57 AM

Sorry I dared to ready an attack while immobilized I didn't think everybody else would just want to stand around. :(

The unmovable stubborn Sep 24, 2008 07:06 AM

I did give you a sling

I mean

it's not much, but

Animechanic Sep 24, 2008 07:35 AM

Could always just do a total defense too.

Sarag Sep 24, 2008 07:45 AM

i know

i wanted to stay behind everyone else so I don't get hit, and the wight was too far away that way

i r newb :(

Zergrinch Sep 24, 2008 08:59 AM

I hereby upgrade my expression of vague interest into a half-assed character sheet, available here.

Cal disdains melee fighting. So uncivilized.

I don't know how to fill in the rest of those boxes :(

The unmovable stubborn Sep 24, 2008 09:32 AM

That's all right, they won't need to be filled in for ages at this rate.

Zergrinch Sep 24, 2008 09:57 AM

Indeed, and with a cleric slotted in, and a rather large waiting list, hrrr

For what it's worth, I read about multiclass feats and thought they'd be cool to have, so I replaced the ones in the PDF with Sneak of Shadows and Far Shot.

BTW did I build the character correctly? I'm assuming bow & arrow attacks hinge on dexterity and wisdom, and not strength.

The unmovable stubborn Sep 24, 2008 11:19 AM

Yeah, bows are generally DEX. You did only spend 18 points out of your 22-point buy, though.

Zergrinch Sep 24, 2008 11:27 AM

So I did. Misread the sixth sample ability array on your legal treatise of plants, page 16. :p

I used 15, 15, 13, 12, 11, 8. If there are four extraneous points, then it can become 15, 15, 13, 12, 12, 10 right? :3: (The book only said 15, 15, 13, 12, 11, 10)

The unmovable stubborn Sep 24, 2008 12:32 PM

Ok, I think I mistakenly assumed you'd already applied your CON bonus to your stats, so you're actually only two points short. We can drop those points into your DEX to bring it up to 16, then add your +2 to CON, which would give you:


STR 11
CON 15
DEX 16
INT 12
WIS 15
CHA 8

and this is why I generally just do these things myself :psyduck:

No. Hard Pass. Sep 24, 2008 05:09 PM

Aww. After all my Army of Darkness talk, Pang gave me zombies. AND an axe (due to it being a trick, no doubt.)

He's so sweet.

Elmoogle Sep 24, 2008 06:41 PM

TEN! TEN ZOMBIES! HO HO HO!

Zergrinch Sep 25, 2008 04:59 AM

Oy, ten zombies. Pang's trying to kill you guys :3:

As a matter of curiosity, what monster manual edition are you using, Pang?

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Sep 25, 2008 06:27 AM

I'm pretty sure Bob can run faster than a zombie, he'll be just fine.

The unmovable stubborn Sep 25, 2008 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zergrinch (Post 647597)
As a matter of curiosity, what monster manual edition are you using, Pang?

This one. :3:

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/fufufufufufu.png

Zergrinch Sep 25, 2008 08:09 AM

I was hoping for something more specific!

The unmovable stubborn Sep 25, 2008 08:10 AM

You will get

NOTHING

Also, WoTC released rules for Gnoll PCs today so that's on the table for anybody who wants to be a fucking furry but doesn't care for scales


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