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Cobra Commander Jun 6, 2006 04:36 PM

I guess I gonna live a long time

At age 102, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

Chibi Neko Jun 14, 2006 10:20 PM

Chibi Neko: At age 47, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

Damn me and my rotten luck!

MrSatan Jun 17, 2006 07:21 PM

Yankele Herrera: At age 86, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.
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ShadowScythe Jun 19, 2006 04:37 PM

With just my first name:
At age 84, suicide, straight up.

WIth my full name:
At age 57, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

With my gff name:
At age 51, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

LMAO!:biggrin:

Arkhangelsk Jun 19, 2006 05:37 PM

Quote:

At age 82, you will choke on a piece of steak.
I find this highly unlikely, since I hate steak.
Or conversely, maybe I'll die because I'm so unaccustomed to eating steak and therefore not chew it properly :(.

Kimchi Jun 21, 2006 07:22 PM

John: At age 102, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Lucas-AMN Jun 21, 2006 07:37 PM

It depends. If the world remains as it is, I want to go out at age 99 with my family, but if we move to an apoclyptic state of existance (see: Nucular holocoust and everyone gets tumors) then I want to go out in a ball of glory. I dunno, maybe live in one of the crime ridden cities and get involved in a gang war, or go skydiving from mountains.

Argentis Jun 23, 2006 11:20 AM

At age 102, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17

Sad really

Melee Jun 23, 2006 12:56 PM

Nick: At age 34, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

oh my god! I thought always on alcohol-dead. lol

majario Jun 23, 2006 10:49 PM

majario: At age 78, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

My real name: At age 89, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

The first result I got seems more convincing since I actually can't swim.

Angel Jun 29, 2006 04:13 PM

My real name: At age 90, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Well, since I can't swim... At least I get to die at old age :)

Angel: At age 65, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

Ouch, I guess I'll have to give up my meditation sessions... :( Never knew it was deadly tho!?!

Boo-kun Jun 30, 2006 05:04 AM

Name: At age 101, suicide, straight up.

Wasn't on my long term plannings, but ah well..

Bodomi Jun 30, 2006 05:16 AM

Same as Boo, but I'll die much younger!

Mikko: At age 65, suicide, straight up.

Xardion Jun 30, 2006 05:23 AM

Josh: At age 57, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
Why Andy? WHY?!?!?

HazelGuy Jun 30, 2006 08:57 AM

Hazelguy: At age 97, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

Can't I at least drink it? But hey, forewarned is forearmed, I'll just RUN to the gas station. At least that way I can drink it before it hits me.

acid Jul 2, 2006 06:11 PM

acid: At age 33, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Thirteen Years. Joy.

Eleo Jul 2, 2006 07:32 PM

Richard David Elliott Devahl Mason: At age 74, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.



K gonna go take kung fu lessons now.

Wojo Jul 2, 2006 07:53 PM

Andy: At age 43, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Christ why so young? :(

Arainach Jul 2, 2006 10:37 PM

Brian: At age 75, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Fair enough.

DarkLink2135 Jul 3, 2006 01:37 AM

Kevin: At age 89, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Holy freaking crap. Now I'm scared, that sounds EXACTLY like me.

The survey KNOWS....:ninja:

gamingfarce Jul 8, 2006 03:58 PM

At age 61, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered

Aztaroth Jul 10, 2006 02:25 PM

Kenneth: At age 69, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

I wonder what garnish he'll use?

BlueEdge Jul 12, 2006 08:47 AM

At age 91, you will choke on a piece of steak.

wow...probably the most lame one

edit: lol a bunch of people already have it. I do love the tekken one, its pretty funny.


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