that moment when everyone discovers the bright yellow END TURN button

That button

The button of my dreeeeams

Fuckin' glue and string internet

True :(

BLOB

BLOB

tonight was an adventure in internets

<3 sir charles so much

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i like even more how magi made an art for me <3<3<3

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NEXT WEEK (Tuesday, February 7): We finish FROG MURDER SIMULATOR 20XX (shouldn't take more than 90 minutes now that we MOSTLY know what we're doing and also because Acer will be hosting and we won't have to deal with constant desync) and then try something a little less crunchy. Because, you know, much as we love pressing all the little buttons maybe it is too many buttons. And I do not say this lightly because god damn it making those buttons was a lot of work :(

Yeah I spent some time away from 4E and now that I come back to it, it's like damn son why so many moving parts? Also looking back at last night we had a lot of fun but practically none of it actually derived from the game we were all purportedly playing sooooo. But gonna finish that first adventure at least, we'll see. Looking at some alternative systems for robot truck blob battel.

(Also there is apparently no way to make TRUCK MODE into a macro which infuriates me. IF I CANNOT HAVE TRUCK BUTTON THEN WHAT GOOD IS BUTTON)

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About an hour 'til game time! Acer should be hosting maptool at thegond.us.to and possibly streaming our horrible incompetence via his Let's Play page.

We'll be finishing the 1st level D&D adventure and then moving on to character generation for the indie RPG Legends of Anglerre. LoA chargen is a cooperative thing that involves the whole group instead of a number-crunching exercise you need a dedicated app for, so that should be fun. LoA is generally a lot more freeform and I think the group is creative enough to really benefit from that.

I don't know if we'll actually have time to PLAY LoA once that's done (depending on Skills' bedtime) but I will try to wing it if necessary since there aren't any published adventures for the damned thing.

Or, potentially, Orient Express if I can find a copy of the board in a decent resolution.

Also also standard boilerplate EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO JOIN (since you cannot fuck things up more than we already do)

(PS Deni actually show up you jerk)

ALSO, potentially, nerd comedy originating from foreign lands (Canada doesn't count as foreign, shut up).

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Just streamin' some Knightmare while we wait for our last two players

P.S. NO.

(Make skills txt me to remind me. :( )

THERE'S STILL TIME! COME HELP SOUSUKE MAKE UP A STORY ABOUT TIMETRAVELING GHOSTS

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Queen Victoria's Ghost is little in the middle (but has much back)

Well I say, what's this soot-ish lump doing here?

Just to clarify, here's the party roster

Queen Victoria's TIME TRAVELING Ghost (Sousuke)
A Chimneysweep named Goblob Hobjob or I don't even know what (Rychord)
DJ Delicious, the Robot Chocolatier (Skills)
Petey, a Wizard Canary (Acer)

they all met during an epic rap battle inside the chocolate peanut butter cat surprise tunnel

v he's only swearing because all the soot made him black (and therefore evil)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCCCCK PISS COCK SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIT PISS CUNT MOTHERFUCKING ASS DILDO FRENCH HENS ON A RAINBOW DONKEY PISSING OUT KNIVES INTO YOUR FUCKING ELBOW BLOWING A RHINOCEROS SCROTUM UNDER THE SHIT SHIT CHINA NIGGERS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAGHAHGALDJFAJJFDA FUCKING CHIMNEY BUTTCRACK

I am seriously in pain laughing so hard

A Cappella Sir Mix-A-Lot is the best anything

next week, Acer recites Fuck Tha Police

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Also, some ridiculous shit that happened during 4E play:

A corgi murdering his way through a giant frog from the inside

Frogs used as weapons against frogs

A truck hiding underneath a dog

A spectator token that technically didn't exist being used as a giant pinball

Acer spending 10 minutes crafting an improvised attack to "Lick The Frog"

Blob Loblaw growing to massive size to engage in Kaiju Big Battel with the aforementioned spectator token

Skipping the last battle of the module because the game framework was falling down around our ears

Acer and Skills only ever healing themselves while Sousuke spends half the battle at around 4 HP

It's Rogoban Goboogan.

I can't believe you didn't get that, it's not like there was three other people gasping for air and injecting random comments on the call while I was saying it.

Honestly Goblob Hobjob almost sounds better though.

Edit: I'd be curious to see what you have written down for aspects on all these guys. All I remember is that Skills "likes big butts", "cannot lie", and has an "itty-bitty waist".

You have no idea how difficult it is

to sit in a dead fucking quiet office

14 people not making a noise

and you're trying not to laugh at "peanut butter mineshaft"

It's really quite a challenge.

I don't believe you. I'm sure you had to let out a fart somewhere. XD

I didn't write down a goddamn thing, you were supposed to each be writing down your own aspects. Anyone who didn't, prepare to have the blanks filled by lyrics from other 90's hip-hop tracks.

Character Name: Blob Loblaw

Aspects

* Will make you jump, jump
* Don't call it a comeback
* Drunk as hell but no throwing up
* Got bitches in the living room gettin' it on
* Super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
* Doin' a little East Coast swing

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If you type "I like big butts" into wikipedia search it sends you to precisely the right place. Gonna donate on the next drive, wiki foundation understands my needs

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Tomorrow! Wednesday, February 15! 9 PM EST!

We finish the last steps of Legends of Anglerre character generation (and walk anyone who missed last week through the first steps as quickly as possible) and then straight on to Orient Express, since I still haven't had time to convert an adventure to LOA and also I want to play Orient Express DEAL WITH IT.

Orient Express is a deduction-based boardgame, so if the whole role-playing thing makes you sad and scared, hey! No imagination needed this week, just cold amoral logic.

Guys, there is something that can't be denied.

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I'll be around for the LOA part of the evening, but I will most likely drop out when you guys hop on the train, as I've been gone all day and I have a bit much shit to do still before bed.

Ok, we're rolling, if anybody else wants to get their train on let me know

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Orient Express' Working-Well-Over-The-Internet Quotient: Poor

Someone put a bomb in the DJ's briefcase!

CLUE: it may have exploded at 5:55 in compartment 26, or maybe it was the ENTREPRENEUR with the candlestick in the powder room, who the fuck knows!