Entertainment value, at this point. Just like you.

Yes. I am here to watch you make a fool of yourself.

(So. If you remember Pang and I being together, you must be from way back.)

I AM SUFFUSED WITH NOSTALGIA

JAGO, is that you.

Since we're here for the same reasons, let's get on with it.

I doubt it, Jago could never go that long before telling us all who he was. It'll turn out to be some no-mark nobody can remember.

"AHA, YOU FOOLS, 'TIS I, SUPERSAYANJIM90210 BACK TO LAUGH AT YOU ALL FOR BEING INTERNET LOSERS, BWAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Er, who?"

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2...kles_large.jpg

HEY! What did he ever do to you anyways?!

This.

YouTube Video

GIVE UP THE EMERALDS OR DIE, HE DON'T LOVE YOU.

Haha. Am I that predictable? No, I'm not here to rub the fact that you're all internet losers in anyone's face. That sounds unfunny. I'm here to post and enjoy different peoples' opinions on various subjects, which is apparently taboo.

His IP is from Houston, TX. Who do we know there? Send a strike team and eliminate him.

Thanks for the birthday wishes, by the way, Gift of Game. I must, however, kill you now. Because this is the internet and we take our shit seriously. It's nothing personal.

But this isn't the sort of passive-aggressive tug of war for attention that Liz employs. Liz prefers to be the target of everyone else's wrath so that he can justify his victim status. "Internet Tough Guy" was never his schtick.

And GoG is too eloquent to be a Divest dupe.

He's not nearly self-important enough to be Yamamanama.

My guess is that SirVG finally ponied up for a hooker, became a man, and is now here to show off his newly discovered fountain of testosterone.

Could be Kornbix following his mum back here, all full of testosterone from his time in the forces (Other men's testosterone of course).

Sadly, it's probably nobody as interesting as any of those people. I'm willing to bet that whoever it is will make a big show of how we can't work it out and how they're totally fooling us and then it'll all be one big anti-climax when we find out it's nobody we ever heard of and just ban them again. Chances are it's someone Styphon banned in one of his culls, probably without even noticing the name. It's obviously someone banned otherwise they'd have come back using their old name. I'm tempted to ban them on those grounds alone but I'd hate to deny them the pleasure of their big reveal.

I'm happy to give them a day or so.

Twenty bucks says it's just Skate fucking with us for kicks.

Oh I thought it was Legion. (Also equally creepy)

That's not fair.

Legion was (inadvertently) amusing on occasion.

This is, without a doubt, the lamest Scooby-Doo mystery EVER. There's not even a real estate scam involved. And what kind of lame-ass mask is that? Sass hasn't even dropped her glasses and complained about not being able to see once.

I'm changing the channel.