I'm holding you to this. And if he ends up making the third one...! ...You'll be hearing my complaining about how it was still a shit movie, and how I can't believe I was duped into paying to see the same thing 3 times.

Ahahaha

Fool me once? Shame on you.
Fool me twice? Shame on me.
Fool me thrice? Cum in me.

I did go see it, and I have to ask, was it deliberately over the top? Because some of the stuff was ridiculously funny along the lines of Frankenstein Conquers the World. I mean, there were a lot of jokes in the movie that fell flat for me. The funniest parts were the parts where it looked like they were aiming for epic. The scene changes seemed really abrupt though. Like the transition from racing across the empty desert to middle of civilization.

The robot fighting scenes really were boring though, what with all the clanking together with no discernible damage until FATALITY and the criticisms regarding racial stereotyping really were valid. However, I think it was worth the $9 just to have participated in something that engendered such a strong reaction!

The laughter you experienced was a result of your cognitive dissonance, fyi.

Fuck Mudflap and Skids. This movie failed in making the Decepticons a threat. Shit, all Devastator did was fucking suck up sand and fail to kill a retarded Autobot.

This movie was a goddamned jumble. "I am the Fallen! Now watch me disappear from the plot for a hour while Sam fucks around in Egypt."

Saw it, thought it was worse than the first one. Only thing that improved are the fights. I could actually SEE what was going on with the full autobody shots instead of cutting incredibly close to an elbow and passing it off as a fight.
And what the fuck about the other autobots, all I ever heard was " OPTIMUS! BUMBLEBEE! ironhide >_>.
I am expecting a new fox cartoon with a more clothed megan fox and a more humpy decepticon mascot. You know it's coming.

Hi I'm a metallic life-form from another planet with nothing resembling what you'd call genitals and zero perspective whatsoever regarding human genders and standards of beauty. I've come to hump your hawt mechanix

You forgot! They learned our language by studying the INTERNET!

They must of watched our porn. It was only a matter of time before they became sick fucks like the rest of us~

I, STARSCREAM, LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS HAVE COME FOR YOUR ANIME!

GIVE ME YOUR LOLICON OR BE DESTROOOOOOOYED!

I keep hearing that people are getting offended by the way those two funny robots acted.
I think that's fucking hilarious. Honestly people, their robots, not a race.

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The movie was retarded fun. Expecting anything with substance from Michael Bay is just asking for disappointment. In fact, if you knew this, why the fuck would you spend 8 or 16 bucks to see it in theaters? Anyone with half a brain cell could tell this movie would be mindless.

I can see how the twins would attract controversy, but honestly, I wasn't offended. There are so many people, of varying backgrounds, who look and behave like the twins that I couldn't get mad. On the flip side, the stereotype is that only black people behave and look this way. I'm walking a thin line in saying this, but times have changed. Assuming you follow through with this stereotype, you're admitting that you only view black people as ignorant and infatuated with the hip-hop culture. I thought it was funny that most black people I've spoken to didn't see it the way so many white folks are, and thought the characters in question were at the very least somewhat amusing.

So quick to be offended for other people when actually, they should be offended by you.

Hmm, a white man who isn't offended by racist caricature of a black you say?

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Observe the wide-bridged nose, a feature familiar when observing most caucasians.

Ok I'm just gonna drop the pretense, the thing has big goddamn nigga lips for Christ's sake. You are a retard.

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18 posts.

I think there comes a time when you have to ask yourself is the mission really worth it.

TRANSFORMERS MICHAEL BAY AUUHGH NIGGERS

Really though, need a break much?

but Devastator got ballz

If the TFWiki was fucking working, I'd have shown you official Transformers lolicon fiction.

This is all I have left to post about

all I have left

Michael Bay.....really? Zoomed in Sector 7 agent dude's ass crack thong shot? really? hood rat gangsta wanna be autobots from where on Cybertron? South Memphis? REALLY? Dogs humping.....shown twice? REALLY!?

I haven't seen a lot of Bay movies and didn't have an issue with his stuff until this. WHAT THE FUCK does Devastator's balls have to do with anything?

The only thing out of all the retarded shit that was funny to me was Spike's mom all high on brownies tackling the frisby dude and then telling Sparkplug "Hi professor, I'll do ANYTHING to get an A"

Other than all the extremely retarded shit as in half the film...this movie was pretty much a live action episode of the 80's cartoon. It's not the work of say, Stanley Kubrick but it's not really supposed to be.


EDIT: Oh and FUCK MICHAEL BAY for killing Ravage the way he did. Ravage is and always be my homie. Still have the G1 cassette on my dresser in the bedroom. FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY! Ravage is not a fucking kabob!

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Alright, it's a tv show but still.

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HARRO MEESTA BOND.

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Just saying.

The 70's don't count, bro.

As a flyover state white who uses black all the time, blogs about EAST COAST LIBERALS clearly don't apply to me. http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/e...ot-smugdog.gif

Hey now, let's not forget all the white tenors who play Otello.


Granted, then it's expected. And they just get painted tan. Not black.



WHY CAN EUROPEANS GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT, BUT AMERICANS CANNOT?

Because we never changed any of the laws about blacks being property.