Imagine how enamored you'd be with Fallout Lincoln if you had a mod that changed his head into a talking Honey ham with a beard and top hat.


President Honeyham Lincoln... great leader of a man? Or a great tasting slab of ham?

I imagine that he'd have to be hickory smoked.

Fuck yeah! I blew off all of those slavers' heads then put one in his gigantic lap and was all like "This is for you Mr. President."

Also lollin' pretty hard at that original article. Does anybody realize how badly Lincoln would have tanked if he had touted equal rights for blacks? Pretty much the same thing that would have happened if Obama had stated "I want to make gay marriage legal and I'm also going to let them fuck on the doorsteps of your child's elementary school."