You've never seen a grown man dressed as a woman having a shit before?

Not outside particularly nasty hallucinations during peyote tricks.

If somebody framed that picture and called it art, I would agree.

Ok so ASIDE FROM ALL THAT

Unfortunately I wasn't quite able to eliminate character sheets entirely. I tried my best but some classes just have way too many things going on to cram onto reference cards. I did manage to find character sheets which are only a single page, so between that and the cards you should have pretty much everything you need at a glance.

Brady: Argumentus of Hamfist (Sheet + 5 power cards)

knkwzrd: Motsognir the Subgenius (Sheet + 5 power cards)

Shin: Scary Bob (Sheet + 13 power cards)

Zephyrin: Fescue Totengeld (Sheet + 5 power cards)

Denicalis: Gabriel Sledgegammer (Sheet + 9 power cards)

(Deni, I put an extra point in your DEX; your points only added up to 21-point buy)

Take some time to look over these and get a vague handle on your abilities before we begin.

These sheets should be openable/editable in standard Adobe Reader; in the event anyone doesn't have a PDF reader I can provide the sheets in PNG.

Most of you have played at least once it seems but if you have any questions I'll gladly explain whatever.

Thanks, mate.

I HOPE I GET TO BE RETARDED AND DUMP MYSELF IN SEWAGE WATER TO GET RID OF TINY BUGS ARE CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU CURSE. YOU ARE NOW COVERED IN FILTH AND THE TINY BUGS CONTINUE TO BITE YOU. YES! DO I GET A DISEASE FROM IT? NO. OH. :(

Crack addicts are not allowed to play D&D.

All looks good to me. I assume an "E" type spell is a once per encounter affair? Also, I think we should take it as read that I'm pretty much constantly using Ghostsound to make Deni sound like he's farting whenever we're in polite company, or in fact any company that isn't likely to kill us if we're not quiet.

Also, to maintain the illusion of a band of unlikely companions off on a jolly adventure, I'm not reading anyone else's character sheets so I'll be constantly surprised and delighted by your various feats of martial prowess and other skills.

Yeah, "E" for once-per-encounter, "D" for once-a-day, "AW" for at-will (unlimited)

Cool, I thought that was it.

A friend of mine when GMing always used to start "You're in a pub". When we asked where the pub was or how we got there or even how our characters met his answer was always that none of us could remember but it must have been quite a night. Back story never was his strong point but it was a convenient device for manouvering the party to right outside the castle he wanted us to explore.

There is a note on my character sheet, Shin, and it says "Thinks Scary Bob and his masacara is sort of a poncey git."

Protip: Replace Scary Bob with Shin, and Mascara with "not funny comments" and you have my opinion of you.

I've already begun roleplaying by not reading anybody's character sheets 'cause tldr.

There's a note on mine that says "People with beards are gay". It applies equally to real world and roleplaying situations.

"Denicalis (aka Gaybrial Manrammer) uses Dildo of Male Sodomy +2 on self, gains Class skill Flaming homo for duration of the encounter, loses -2 Str, -2 Wis, -10 Self respect"

Sweet. Totally clueless what half of this means. I may or may not barrage you with questions via IM.

Let's get...doing whatever the fuck my character does. Something tells me he doesn't necessarily give a fuck.

How are we doing this exactly?

I SAY WE RESCUE THE PIRATES FROM THE EVIL PRINCESS! WHAT SAY YOU, BOYS!?

I seriously had to read that twice, because my mind transposed the two words on its own.

This can only mean the world needs more evil princesses.

VEERRRRRRRY SLOOOOOOOWLY

Well at least Argumentus can keep pace.

But +10 fashion sense. And he's still laughing at your eyeliner and HIM CDs.

Also, I was going to get mad, but Gaybrial Manrammer was funny.

All right, we begin! Please keep rules questions and other OOC confined to this thread rather than the game thread, for the sake of neatness.

All I can think of, upon seeing Pang's new sig, is "I ROLL 20s!"

http://images.wikia.com/pennyarcade/...ntiesshirt.jpg

RULES OOPDAT:

Deni PMed me about this so I figured it was worth clarifying to everybody:

In a combat turn you get:

1 standard action, 1 move action, and 1 minor action.

OR 2 move actions and a minor action

OR A standard action and 2 minor actions

OR 3 minor actions

OR a move action and 2 minor actions.

And as many free actions as you want.

Drawing/sheathing a weapon or pulling something out of your pack is a minor action (in Zeph's case it's a free action because he has Quick Draw)

Attacking is a standard action, as are most of your powers (check your cards to be sure)

And move actions are pretty obvious, just be careful not to move further than your Speed. Shifting is ALSO a move action; this moves you one square away from the enemy so you can get out of reach without provoking attacks of opportunity.

edit: SHIN http://www.saxypunch.com/miscimg/emot-doom.gif

I have the books, but I couldn't be bothered to GET the books. You see. But thanks for clarifying.

And Shin has fucked off to work, no doubt. Poncey bastard.

What? I'm character setting, I'll no doubt get bored of all that nonsense within about four posts. Anyway, Deni started it.

As a matter of interest, what is exactly is in a standard adventurer pack? I'm guessing rations, rope, lockpicks, a tinderbox, distress flares, a cloak of invisibility, C4, water bottles, a sleeping mat and five heavily armed and well trained henchmen, right?