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guyinrubbersuit Jan 10, 2008 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SouthJag (Post 564989)
Star Wars Calibur? Nah.

Masters of Teräs Käsi anyone?

S_K Jan 10, 2008 11:08 PM

*generic joke about Darth Vadars death noise being "NOOOOOO" here* anywho someone mentioned this to me earlier today, I honestly thought he was joking until I saw this thread.

This is the most wtf random crossover ever since kingdom hearts, ok I take it back almost nothing is as random as that, but still compared to the heihachi/link/spawn thing this is a pretty bold move. I would have liked to have attended the meeting when they made this crossover wtf cameos decision :gonk:

RYU Jan 13, 2008 07:20 PM

too stupid idea,they think will buy more copies if doing this.there other characters better than starwar characters for games & anime.

Infernal Monkey Jan 13, 2008 07:39 PM

Yeah, I reckon. I'd love to see the Toxic Crusader in Soul Calibur 5, he's got a mop, he's set.

Torte Jan 14, 2008 02:08 AM

I'd love to see Widget the World Watcher as the Inferno-type character

RABicle Jan 14, 2008 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Parn (Post 565080)
I mean Christ, are you crybabies going to pass on Super Smash Bros. Brawl as well because Snake is in the game?

Yes..

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Originally Posted by RYU (Post 566867)
too stupid idea,they think will buy more copies if doing this.there other characters better than starwar characters for games & anime.

Like what? It was said months ago that it would have guest characters that would "make Spawn look D list" which I scoffed at since Spawn is E list and didn't deserve to stand alongside greats such as Yungsun. There are however no characters better or bigger than these two. The only way they could top this would be to put Jesus or someone into Soul Caliber 5.

OmagnusPrime Jan 14, 2008 08:25 AM

I love how people are taking issue with the lack of realism in these games now that lightsabers have been introduced. I don't remember anyone crying and kicking up a fuss when a big fucking sword through the chest didn't kill people previously. Most attacks these characters make would probably kill, if not incapacitate, the other fighter. Since when have beat'em ups ever been about realism of their actions and weapons?

I loved playing as Link in SC2 so I say bring it on. I think it's a shame if they are doing the Vader in the PS3 version and Yoda in the Xbox version thing; I'll most likely be picking up the 360 version but who wouldn't want to play as Vader.

RABicle Jan 14, 2008 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Chaotic (Post 565189)
Seriously, whatever happened to accurate timelines? Isn't Star Wars three billion years ahead of the Soul Calibur universe?

GUY GUYS! While we're being massive nerds why wasn't this cut down?
"A long time ago in a galaxy far far away"
LOL YOU ARE SO WRONG IDIOT!

The Penny Arcade podcast regarding this is classic too, I recommend you all listen to it. They have fun conceiving crazy ideas for how the tales of souls and swords eternally retold gathered the warriors of our past.

Dizzy Jan 14, 2008 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RABicle (Post 567205)
Like what? It was said months ago that it would have guest characters that would "make Spawn look D list" which I scoffed at since Spawn is E list and didn't deserve to stand alongside greats such as Yungsun. There are however no characters better or bigger than these two. The only way they could top this would be to put Jesus or someone into Soul Caliber 5.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6...87c5ce1538.jpg

FatsDomino Jan 14, 2008 08:52 AM

Dizzy, I'd buy that version of Soul Calibur even if it was on N-Gage. Propped!

Megalith Jul 26, 2008 02:45 PM

In spite of the game's design being influenced by total anime faggotry, my copy of the PS3 LE has been preordered, and I am ready to see how they have managed to ruin the franchise this time around.

My only purpose for playing online is to kill anyone that uses the anime characters.

Zero' Jul 27, 2008 11:27 AM

The Star Wars characters are just guest just like SC2 (Spawn, Link, Heihachi). They don't affect the story. Bonus character are just waste of space, though Ashlotte and Shura look to have some potential. Too bad their moveset ruin them. Atleast it's better than Necrid.

SouthJag Jul 30, 2008 01:46 AM

So I played through Arcade mode and quite frankly, the Apprentice is an overpowered motherfucker. I fought him with Xianghua, and ideally they should have about the same reach. It was Talim against Kilik. His Force powers are ridiculous and he has crazy uber juggle combos.

Gotta say I'ma be hatin' on the Apprentice. Love the game otherwise though.

Chaotic Jul 30, 2008 02:29 AM

Yeah, I was playing the game at my friend's house earlier.

Using Xianghua myself, everything went pretty smooth up until the 7th Stage. Once I got to The Apprentice, that fucker wouldn't stop at anything to kill me. <_<

Ended up not beating him since we were gonna play some other modes and create some characters.

But I have to say, the Character Creation in this one is a hell of a lot better than SC III. Much, much deeper.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jul 30, 2008 07:28 AM

I've always loved the Soul Calibur games, Soul Blade is about the best fighting game of all time in my opinion.

I'd love to get this but the shitty d-pad on the 360 is really putting me off. Does anyone know if there's any decent arcade sticks you can get for 360 or a third party controller where the d-pad doesn't suck huge, hairy goat balls?

Infernal Monkey Jul 30, 2008 08:01 AM

Dunno about controllers, but there's a SCIV themed Hori arcade stick out, looks pretty solid!

http://image4.play-asia.com/640/6w/pa.124322.1.jpg

Not sure if it's just an American released thing though. Thinkin' about picking up the game tomorrow, seems like forever since I've played a decent 3D fighter!

Taco Jul 30, 2008 10:35 AM

I went up against the Apprentice with Yoda to unlock him, beat him first shot. Perfected him the first round.

I'm also digging the character creation. The fact that they kept in Random Generated Character in the character select screen is just icing on the cake.

nuttyturnip Jul 30, 2008 10:57 AM

I plan to pick this up on Friday, given that I've enjoyed the previous games. Online matches might be interesting among friends, but I fully acknowledge my suckage at fighting games, and I'll probably be slaughtered.

Is Yoda as cheap as I've heard he is? IGN said half the attacks miss him because he's so short; if that's the case everyone will be spamming Yoda online (Toon Link, Final Destination, no items, etc.)

Manny Biggz Jul 30, 2008 11:46 AM

While yoda is hard to hit while he's standing around, the majority of his move list has him jumping around like a cock bite. Because of that, he's slow as shit.

Kagosin Jul 30, 2008 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Lizardcommando (Post 565597)
Who cares if light sabers can cut through metal and shit. It's a fucking game. Does it really matter?

YES! I want blood dammit! I want to see severed limbs!

Summonmaster Jul 30, 2008 01:45 PM

I was actually surprised to see SC IV feature online playability since I didn't read much pre-release news on it purposely, so that's a welcome surprise, although I think I'll practice my Xianghua more before I even try to go online.

So far, the most notable part of SC IV for me is the character creation. All the colour changing options, accessories, and even voice pitch and skill modification capabilities can have you spending hours if you want to tweak your characters to the max. It's also pretty cool how you can make your own character and have them fight exactly like an existing character, instead of just a predetermined moveset that's weapon specific.

Chaotic Jul 30, 2008 01:49 PM

One little thing about the Character Creation that I'm happy about is that when you choose Voldo's style for your character, they still talk. Unlike in the last game where the characters just grunt, groaned, and yelled.

I really need to get my 360 from my cousin so I could purchase this game myself. I haven't missed a Soul Calibur game yet, and I don't plan to miss out on one now. :><:

Online isn't too bad either, but everyone and their mother (that I've noticed) whored out The Apprentice and Yoda.

Oh, and Duel of the Fates battle music for the fucking win.

Manny Biggz Jul 30, 2008 03:20 PM

The online online gaming I did on Soul Calibur was against a dude that was whoring out Siegfried's 2B. Honestly, Starkiller isn't that bad at all. Just gotta teach learn how to zone him.

DarkMageOzzie Jul 30, 2008 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by nuttyturnip (Post 632059)
Is Yoda as cheap as I've heard he is? IGN said half the attacks miss him because he's so short; if that's the case everyone will be spamming Yoda online (Toon Link, Final Destination, no items, etc.)

Well it does appear that it's not possible to grapple him. Seeing as everytime I've seen a grapple connect on him nothing happens. I'm sure they didn't know how to make grapples look right with his size, but I'd say that being immune to grapples is kinda cheap.

LS Jul 30, 2008 05:38 PM

I've been practicing my Kilik, Combos are still hard to pull as well, But then again soul Calibur is not about combos its about hard hitting shots you pull off.

Still i'll purchase a subscription today to play with ya, Xbox live tag would be LiquidSnack


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