I didn't ask if you forcibly put your cock in her mouth and fucked her until she puked, I asked if she took your cock and put it in her mouth. Two totally different things here.

Anywho, my incredibly forward and somewhat rude question got to the root of why you are trying to track her down. My advice, quit being Mr. White Knight of Chivalry and go out and spread your seed. You'll thank me later.

And I suppose young people aren't allowed to have feelings? People who judge based on age are turds.

Young people have feelings - we all have feelings. What the shit is wrong with you. But they also have the tendency to twist their crushes into huge ordeals.

But when you're 14, angsting over some girl who flew to Spain without a word, and asking the internet for help, you're going to get laughed at.

He asked for advice. We gave it to him. He didn't like what he heard. Not our problem.

You're one of the worst.

...worst what? Adjectives usually require nouns.

Sass, you're one of THEM!! And you're the WORST!! You better gets some medications for that!! Quick!

what's that called? Youthism? Euphemism?

yeah, little kids can have all the feelings they want. And do. Problem is they're just too damn stupid to handle them.

This leads to kids asking the internet how to call Spain.

Forest, I'm guessing you're an avid believer in lowering the drinking age as well (but that's just an afterthought).

It's called ageism, actually. A euphemism is a carefully considered replacement for a word that makes it seem less dreary than it actually is. Take euthanasia, for example.

And that afterthought is just asinine.

But, yes, I agree that it was mostly called for in this case. =)

Thank you for that detailed explanation, Capo, though i am aware of euphemism's definition. I only said it because it sounds similar to "youthism". I did not know about ageism, or that it even existed - i has assumed it was a widely known fact that with greater age comes greater experience, and therefore wisdom.

I suppose i wrote that afterthought because i find the teenage know-it-all behavior exasperating and obnoxious. And sometimes i just want to hit them with a sock stuffed with reality.

Kids are stupid. they just are. I was when i was a kid, i suppose its something you just need to get through. But for Forest at 22 (i'm assuming based on her previous post) to come in and think otherwise, to suggest "ageism" - well, she's wrong.

Tell us, how awful of an experience was it the day you finally sat up straight, looked at your collection before you, blinked several times and came to the startling realization that My Little Pony just isn't real?

Or have I unwittingly shattered your world just now?

As long as Carebears are real, my life and psyche will be okay.

In all seriousness, get a phone card and use google to find the country code. But I bet it'll be a waste of money. However, learning from experience is part of growing up, so you might as well give it a shot.

In terms of the entire situation. I will agree that it was definetely childish of him of what he was expecting when he decided to post his problem in this forum, but I'm not going to make your life a living hell because of it.

I just don't think we should of given him such a hard time about it. Personally the same thing would of happened if it was a 15 year old or a 25 year old with this problem. They would of been mocked regardless and I don't nescessarily agree with this.

I can't really hold it against people if they want to make fun of someone because they think they're in love with a girl who moved away to another country.

The way I look at it, is if you honestly feel like this woman is destined to be in your life, then go for it, but don't be surprised if you end up being dissappointed. Your still young, and you have a lot of your life left to experience. You might not understand everything that comes with relationships but it will all come with time.

We were all teenagers once we've all done stupid/obscure things at one point in time or another. Just take everything with stride and try to learn from any situation that your put through.

By the way, I personally think Helloween had the best response in terms of helping you with your issue and for that I prop him for it.

C'MON, LIVE A LITTLE. If she doesn't lick your asshole and play with your balls it's not love.

Besides, what else are women good for?

It must be nice to be 15 and not completely jaded.

She moved to Spain, you live in America. Sometimes you just have to see the light and know when to move along brother.

For your sake, snake. I'll even quote The Advice Column.

Seriously though, ever heard of the line, "There are other fishes in the sea"? You had one, now it's gone now. Now stop getting pissy over a sardine and find a better one.

I'm sure there are other girls in America that would suck what little cock you have for cheaper than what you were paying her anyway.