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Vi-de-o game = 4 Syllables Nin-ten-do = 3 Syllables But regardless, I can't imagine anybody wearing that around here. But if there was, it would be quite the conversation starter. |
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Hah! I remember this guy! He complained about the Ninja Turtles game which I agree was horrendously absurd. I remember playing that game years ago, but I only played it to see the turtles. I had no hope in beating that game.
Games in the earlier generations are 10 times as hard as the ones out today. Some of them were just broken. |
The bible study one was funny, haha 3D Noah.
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Oh, I thought the TMNT one was funny, but only because I remember dying at that stupid dam level over and over again. I really felt his pain there!
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Meh, after watching several of them it got a bit boring (probably somewhere between the 900th and 1000th time he said 'fuck'). Repetitiveness kills a joke dontcha-know.
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That was the vibe I started getting later on, he's more funny when he's sarcastic or explaining what he's ranting about, also it seems he's now doing film rants too (teenage mutant ninja turtles 3) I'd post the link but it's more then one part and I'm feeling lazy =P
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Wow. His movie reviews blow. Toooooooo fffuuuucccckkkkiiinnngg long. It's like he's going for a real critic instead of the funny. I mean, some parts are absolutely hilarious, but if they can cut out the other shit, they'd be hittin' the spot.
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He did a video game valut of Ducktails.
http://www.screwattack.com/Flash%20H...TalesAVGN.html "Just imagine if you went into a country, killed it's leader and took all the treasures. Well, I suppose he's Scroge McDuck and he can do whatever the fuck he wants" "You know [the translvania boss] looks like Count Duckula. Actauly, as a kid, there was a load of Duck based cartoon, what the duck (sic) is that about?" |
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It's motherfuckin' ducktales.
Admit it, you'd complain if he negatively reviewed it. |
Conan has a point although at the same time AVN sounds pretty boring when he tries to do a positive review on stuff, pretty much just like any other fanboy on the planet only cut short...
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Watched the fucking TMNT one and it was so true, though I feel a sense of pride now for going through that game successfully when it came out. Great fucking shit.
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That video makes me miss the Duck Tale game.:(
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Plus For me the ANN is more for the observations he made rather than the acute swearing. |
GHOSTBUUUUSTERS. This is the first time I've seen the NES version in action, I'm amused that it both plays and looks like the Atari 2600 one. :]
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HOLY FUCK. Infernal, I was crying right to the end man. Good god. I'm surprised he even alluded to it almost being worse than the "WORST NES GAME EVER".
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I remember Ducktales. Easily one of my favorite played games on the NES. I just can't believe he actually gave a positive review for once. I mean he didn't even say anything when he landed the plane in Top Gun with the Power Glove (probably fake but funny anyway)
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I actually liked the first thing with Noah's Ark (the christmas one). Not the 3D one though.
"Have you ever tried to lift a horse? Not that easy. What the shit, let alone a horse and an ox? Fuck, a horse, a cow, and two oxen? What the fucking shit!" So damn funny, I was about to burst out laughing in the library that I'm currently in. I do agree though, that some of his swearing gets old and stuff, but it's still funny, nonetheless. |
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Ah, Ghostbusters... it was the only video game I ever sold in my life. It was that bad. But, I sold it at a garage sale, and used the money to buy Castlevania 3 at another garage sale. Possibly the greatest exchange of my life.
I never made it to the end before. Those stairs were the worst thing ever in gaming. That's a great ending. |
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