No, serious shit, that sounds fucking delicious.

Here's what I always do when I eat breakfast food at diner's:

I get my eggs(over-easy) and bacon, and stick them all inside my pancakes in the middle row. I pour syrup, and butter over the top and cut them up and eat them. I always eat the hashbrowns and sausage separate, though.

Here's another breakfast delight: sausage with a side of maple syrup for dipping.

De-fuckin'-lish