Alright, I have Suicide Survival installed. You chumps ready to get bushed?

The thread title says it all. We should apply now to JOIN CLAN FIST.

Also there is an 'e' missing in the title.

Shame about suicide bush kinda sucking, but glorious Chivalry saves all, again.

Saves all except its own busted objective maps anyway.

WATCH THIS SPACE for next week's return to Glorious Boardgamery as I try to hunt down something that isn't fuck-hell retarded. DAMN IT EUROPE NOT EVERY GAME NEEDS TO BE ABOUT CURRYING FAVOUR

I like how he said we were pubes when I had taken out two people in a 3v1 fight before standing off against Rychord. Yeah, I was hesitant because I didn't want to push my luck and fuck up for the team. And I delivered. Shame I don't have a recording of that as it was pretty awesome. Rychord put up a good fight though.

If by "put up a good fight" you mean jerked around like a turkey, then yeah, I put up the GREATEST fight. :p

You probably could have had me if you'd only come at me faster. Since you allowed me to back off I was able to heal up from all my injuries I had just gotten.

I wasn't aware of the damage, just that you only needed two hits tops to chop me down. Still, man-at-arms is probably my favorite class.

That fast step should be allowed for every class, just maybe with less distance traveled and speed for the heavier classes, and less distance or speed for the archer to keep the MAA's advantage at least a little bit with it. There's nothing more rewarding than sidestepping a spear or maul and then slicing up the foo' who tried to get you!

CHIVALROUS BOARDGAME ACQUIRED

Rules: Rules and FAQ - Shadows over Camelot | Days of Wonder

Zuntzu box: Shadows over Camelot.ztb

oh god this crashhappy shockwave shit again

I look forward to it.

I fully expect to be there this week (unless my family has other plans for me, which is a distinct possibility), so this should be awesome. Looking forward to babysitting the board while Pang and Skills get into massive scroll wars.

Also, i highly suspect that we will have at least two, possibly three traitors in our midst, despite the fact that no one will actually be a Traitor in the game. Call it a hunch.

If everyone is traitor...ing (Traitoring? Traitorizing?), are they really a traitor? Or is it the OTHER person who's being a traitor?

ALSO

Shazbot got a huge content drop, 6 new maps, a new weapon, a remake and some changes to some systems, and so on. If anyone wants to revisit that at some point, that'd be cool too.

There's also a "Game of the Year" edition, which lets you buy all game altering content for 30 bucks. So that's about 100 guns, all 9 classes, and about 20 perks, by my reckoning. If anyone's interested in that.

WE AREN'T DONE WITH CHIVALRY UNTIL WE FIND THIS

YouTube Video

I don't think we're ever "done" with Chivalry any more than we're ever done with, say, Hidden. There are always more layers of hilarious stupid shit to explore.

PS my monitor died and I'm reduced to this clanky old CRT while I wait for shipping and jesus the tag cloud takes up half my screen

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OH MY GOD NEVER GOING BACK TO NORMAL GRAVITY SERVERS EVER

Firebombing motherfuckers from the SKY

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

As the black plague rises to sweep over Garrthur's fallen kingdom, next week is PANDEMIC (also Zuntzu)

Box: Pandemic.ztb

Rules: http://www.zmangames.com/boardgames/...emic_Rules.pdf

(PS Hawkeye you're the worst)

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THEN King Garrthur came out of his tower, and had under his gown a jesseraunt of pretty good armor I guess, and there went with him the brown dude, and Sir Tristan of Lyonesse, and Sir Kaylord, and Sir Peeks-At-Cards: these were the men of most pulchritude that were with him. And when they were met there was no meekness, but pulchritude on both sides; but always King Garrthur answered them, and said he would make a full house, but he did not. Wherefore they departed with wrath, and King Garrthur bade keep them well, and they bade the king keep him well.

This is such a weird game. Lots of cool concepts with a whole lot of misunderstandings and weird executions.

Lexi found a cheat sheet here: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28706940/SOCrules.pdf

And BGG has some forum topics that help explain where we went wrong: Shadows over Camelot | Board Game | BoardGameGeek

I didn't realize Merlin straight across traded for catapults. I also think we got mad fucked by an awful shuffle.

I wouldn't be against trying it again, but not right away.

"I'm sure Sir Kay is the traitor, that laugh is pure EVIL"

Yeah, it turns out he was just (very) French.

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It's a pretty hard game, but I guess if we had spent the first few turns maxing out our hands and then went on collaborative quests (like we did for the Grail, we almost had it!), it would be doable. Also, if we had figured out that Merlin cards can remove siege engines and picts/saxons, we would have stood a better chance. Or, at the very least, prolonged the inevitable a bit more.

Then again, we had no traitor, so that actually made it EASIER on us, if that is possible.

I would definitely be up for trying this again, if only to get a chance to kick the game's ass.

i blame my family. suddenly there were plans (which no one told me about) and we were out doing things. This is what i get for coming home for the week off of school.

Just a note if anyone's going to read the Pandemic rules.

As a learning session; we should do two house rules.

1) We'll implement a re-roll system on rolls. This was a good compromise and learning experience at meet.

2) Also from meet; Open hands on the first round. It's a co-op game and it's best learned that way as a start.

That's funny. You're funny.

I gave Pang my Delhi. It helped him cure the black epidemic.

Yeah, with some nice Delhi and a handful of Garr's Karachi it was as simple as dropping everything in my pants and the blacks weren't a problem anymore.

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PS her name is Ekaterina

This is an FYI for everyone that Skills has officially been promoted to the rank of General Skills, as the social aptitude he showed in leading our team to victory proves that he is now able to do much more than just core programming, you know Kernel work and such.

Congrats, you bag o' dicks!