Hemorrhage 8 vs 7 devolving into 8 vs 2, then evolving into SUDDENLY HILARIOUS BUMBERCAR PILEUPS is best




I also loved how Brain literally squeezed under us





Shake's hilarious betrayal stick in spire

Well all that is an EXTRAORDINARY LOAD OF HORSECOCKS, unless they start doing some quintuple XP weekends or some shit, after you max commendations you're still looking at 30,000 matches or something ridiculous.

(man the helmets you get for that better be the shit)

Does it make me weird if I don't want to know how many ranks there are, what they're called, and how many credits it takes to get them?

Like, I want to be surprised by people's icons and go "Oh neat look at that rank"?

It probably does.

Oh well, I just read the list anyway because I can't help myself.

That's... an awful lot of ranks. And an awful lot of credits required to get them.

The punishment for quitting an Arena game should be way fucking steeper. I want an elite to show up to every cunt's house, ram a plasma sword up their ass and THEN turn it on. Then send pictures of every gored fuckhead to the people in the match they quit on. I want to see fucking feces and intestines and blood and PULP.

I'm not going to even bother with Arena until the MM update hits Tuesday. The thing with people going into space in Zealot is really old. And Slayer Pro sucks.

Also Q, that betrayal was hilarious. I dunno what it is, but I have a hard time getting directions through to you when we're warthogging. Could be everyone talking over each other.

Originally it was because I was playing with headphones, and only used the mic of my headset, and had chat voice come through the headphones as well, so all the talk pretty much got covered up by the explosions and gunfire. Then I started using the headset as a headset, while still having one of the headphone cups to my ear so, and I can hear people talking much better now.

That said, I hardly hear directions from you, I catch something here and there, but I didn't realiz you'd talked more, so they must get drowned out by everyone else talking at once. And gunfire.

Oh man, I had forgotten about this. After I threw it I looked at it bouncing around the lifts and thought, "Hmm, this might not end well." But then shrugged and kept walking.

No Asshole Lock available amirite. But yeah, I'm waiting for the changes before I go back in.

Asshole lock rules. It has saved me from many a grenade and friendly fire rocket.

Oh and sorry about all those betrayals yesterday. I was really bored. Things didn't liven up until Efe came in. That guy is a riot.

Yeah, I love Efe.

I'm just puzzled.

Well they sure didnt joke when they said they planned for the long haul

Best thread rename.

You're not missing much. Tails' directions are generally along the lines of "Look out for that grenade" about three seconds after it's blown you up.

He's just taking a lesson from the book of "uh-oh".

(Uh-oh? What does that even me--)

*Daravon hears explosions*

Daravon: What's going on, where is that?

Tails: LOL

*Daravon has died in an explosion*

I would ask specifically when that happened but it's a daily occurrence really. I'll be on in about 30 if anyone's around.

My legendary solo run is going pretty well so far. I've just been patient as fuck. Hunters blocking the path? Just wait for them to get bored and run past. Wraith giving you trouble? Wait till it fucks off and drive past it. Elite giving you trouble? Shoot at it and wait for Jun to shoot you in the face.

That'll only apply to levels before the very last.

You'll go solo when you try to deliver the package (clear the LZ) and race to the MAC. But it's definitely manageable.

I'm trying not to imagine the package on solo legendary right now. I gotta get through the bullshit that is the corvette in Long Night of Solace next.

Surprisingly easy, actually. Hole up at the defensive location, don't show too much of yourself and save the big weapons for the biggest foes. I only died twice doing that section, and like you I thought it was going to be incredibly painful.

The Package on Legendary is so easy.

1) Grab Jetpack
2) Steal Banshee
3) Win

That's pretty much how I did it. No deaths either, although my 'shee did get extremely damaged at some point, but this was solved by flying overtop of the other banshee, hopping out and skyjacking it in midair, then wiping out the last wave.

Challenges keep me coming back for more.

Are Daravon and/or Shake still on their streaks of no missed challenges, or did that eventually falter?

I still haven't missed one yet, and I'm fairly sure Shake hasn't either. At some point (probably sooner rather than later) I'll miss one, at which point I'll care considerably less. Also part of my caring right now is to get the extra cR to hit Lt. Colonel, which I should in the next day or two anyway. Shake has much more free time than me, as well as considerably less games to play, so I imagine he'll probably keep his streak going for quite some time.

Jerry was all like FUCK IT! This cat is crazy! And was headin' up to space.