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FatsDomino Sep 6, 2008 07:33 AM

Hey, at least somebody did something!

Bradylama Sep 7, 2008 01:18 PM

Fact Check: Gabriel Lays Broads

Additional Spam:
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No. Hard Pass. Sep 7, 2008 01:24 PM

Let it never be said I don't love you, Brady.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Sep 8, 2008 04:34 PM

Bob really needs some more at-will spells. Casting Ray or Frost all the time is becoming rather cliche. I suppose he could always shoot arrows more but he is a mage...

The unmovable stubborn Sep 9, 2008 07:56 AM

Well, since I did offer knk the opportunity to switch an at-will I guess it'd be only fair to extend that to everyone else (excepting Deni, who picked his own in the first place). You've used Cloud of Daggers maybe three times, so if you want to switch that for something else:

Illusory Ambush Wizard Attack 1
You create an illusion of swirling spectral assailants that swarm over your enemy.
At-Will ✦ Arcane, Illusion, Implement, Psychic
Standard Action - Ranged 10
Target: One creature
Attack: Intelligence vs. Will
Hit: 1d6 + Intelligence modifier psychic damage, and the target takes a –2 penalty to attack rolls until the end of your next turn.


Magic Missile Wizard Attack 1
You launch a silvery bolt of force at an enemy.
At-Will ✦ Arcane, Force, Implement
Standard Action - Ranged 20
Target: One creature
Attack: Intelligence vs. Reflex
Hit: 2d4 + Intelligence modifier force damage.
Special: This power counts as a ranged basic attack. When a power allows you to make a ranged basic attack, you can use this power.


Scorching Burst Wizard Attack 1
A vertical column of golden flames burns all within.
At-Will ✦ Arcane, Fire, Implement
Standard Action - Area burst 1 within 10 squares
Target: Each creature in burst
Attack: Intelligence vs. Reflex
Hit: 1d6 + Intelligence modifier fire damage.


Thunderwave Wizard Attack 1
You create a whip-crack of sonic power that lashes up from the ground.
At-Will ✦ Arcane, Implement, Thunder
Standard Action - Close blast 3
Target: Each creature in blast
Attack: Intelligence vs. Fortitude
Hit: 1d6 + Intelligence modifier thunder damage, and you push the target a number of squares equal to your Wisdom modifier.

(of course, if you take this it makes your wand redundant, but meh.)

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Sep 9, 2008 08:17 AM

The wand's thunderwave is a daily power though and Bob still gets bonuses to attack and damage with it (Although I just noticed he gets that with the staff too, doh). Cloud of daggers would be more useful if the rest of the party were open to more running away tactics perhaps but as it is, I think I'll swap it for Scorching Burst. How big an area does that cover when you cast it? Is it a 3x3 square or a 3 wide cross? Tempting though Magic Missile is, given the thread title, I think an area spell would be more useful in the long run, assuming Bob has a long run...

knkwzrd Sep 9, 2008 10:35 PM

Wait, I completely missed the offer to switch an at-will. I'd definitely drop Wolf-Pack Tactics for something more handy.

The unmovable stubborn Sep 10, 2008 01:15 AM

Shin, here's your new reference card:

There aren't as many options for Warlords yet, but this is what's available:

Commander’s Strike Warlord Attack 1
With a shout, you command an ally to attack.
At-Will ✦ Martial, Weapon
Standard Action Melee weapon
Target: One creature
Attack: An ally of your choice makes a melee basic attack against the target
Hit: Ally’s basic attack damage + your Intelligence modifier.

Furious Smash Warlord Attack 1
You slam your shield into your enemy, bash him with your weapon’s haft, or
drive your shoulder into his gut. Your attack doesn’t do much damage —
but your anger inspires your ally to match your ferocity.
At-Will ✦ Martial, Weapon
Standard Action Melee weapon
Target: One creature
Attack: Strength vs. Fortitude
Hit: Deal damage equal to your Strength modifier, and then choose one ally adjacent to either you or the target. This ally applies your Charisma modifier as a power bonus to
the attack roll and the damage roll on his or her next attack against the target. If the ally does not attack the target by the end of his or her next turn, the bonus is lost.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Sep 10, 2008 05:08 AM

Pang, is an area burst one thingy like this:

* * *
* * *
* * *

Or like this:

_ * _
* * *
_ * _

just so I don't accidentally blow anyone up.

knkwzrd Sep 10, 2008 12:02 PM

Commander's Strike, please and thank you.

The unmovable stubborn Sep 10, 2008 12:17 PM

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/Com...s%20Strike.jpg

Just keep in mind that since it's a melee weapon attack, both you and the ally have to be in melee range of whatever you're attacking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shin (Post 644781)
Pang, is an area burst one thingy like this:

* * *
* * *
* * *

Yes, a 3x3 square. Sorry, knew I was forgetting something.

Zephyrin Sep 10, 2008 11:29 PM

I'm losing the roof over my head...which usually goes along with the internet connection.

Um, needless to say, I'll be unreliable to post.

I suppose somebody can either take over my character until there's an oppurtunity to momentarily retire, or you can kill him off. =\

No. Hard Pass. Sep 10, 2008 11:43 PM

Good luck, Zeph. I'll txt you from time to time to find out if you're still alive. :(

The unmovable stubborn Sep 11, 2008 05:15 AM

Well, shit.

I'll take back Fescue until the end of the current fight, and if that doesn't kill him I guess I'll retire him some other way.

All the best in dealing with your clusterfuck. See you when you're sorted. :(


EDIT: Just in case it merges my doublepost, Brady's up.

Zergrinch Sep 11, 2008 05:37 AM

It'd be a shame to lose a character quite close to his next level up.

This post hereby signifies my interest to taking over Zeph's character while he takes care of things :cool:

Given that folks like Animechanic, Acerbandit, and a lurker have prior dibs (and their own characters), I'm not gonna be bummed if you give them priority.

The unmovable stubborn Sep 11, 2008 06:12 AM

Yeah, I don't mind a character switching hands temporarily, but Zeph's situation is likely to take more than a few days to resolve and just juggling a PC from one player to the next is unfair to people in the queue.

I am sure there will further opportunities for emergency pilots in the future, though.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Sep 11, 2008 07:45 AM

Fescue cameos would be awesome.

Sarag Sep 11, 2008 08:15 AM

That sucks hardcore, Zeph. Hope to hear from you soon with better news.

Bradylama Sep 12, 2008 06:55 PM

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3...flurghhhhh.jpg

The unmovable stubborn Sep 12, 2008 07:09 PM

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY EXACTLY

Bradylama Sep 12, 2008 08:35 PM

*is forever silent*

The unmovable stubborn Sep 14, 2008 09:54 PM

Seriously Brady, is there some kind of problem? You're being all passive-aggressive and it makes Pang a sad Pang.

If something's wrong with the game, say so. You don't have to play if you don't want to. :(

FatsDomino Sep 15, 2008 01:12 AM

I wished I had saved my favorite of that ad bunch. "WHICH FEMALE NARUTO ARE YOU?" and then it has a few female Naruto characters around the text. So I'm to assume that all of those are female forms of Naruto? ... Yeah, well I laughed. :argh:

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Sep 16, 2008 04:47 AM

Can I request that the next magic item we come across be Glasses of +3 being able to actually, you know, hit stuff once in a while for Gabe. He's scored fewer hits than Vanilla Ice so far.

No. Hard Pass. Sep 16, 2008 08:32 PM

Lies. He's at least as good as turtle rap and ice ice baby.


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