Especially when they throw those round hot things at that area on the front of your head.

It's like you read the thing directly behind that spot on my head that the demons expose with their round red things.

sometimes pinky will tear at me with his gaping jaws and i will not see him because he is invisible and then i will see him and i will say hi :)

Another video to further illustrate what was going on last night.

YouTube Video

If that video is meant to illustrate what Garr was doing last night, then yeah, masterful execution of all kinds of beasties was what was going on.

For the rest of us, there is a major lack of profanity, KICKS, JUMP KICKS, AWKWARDLY EXECUTED JUMP KICKS, wasting of bullets, deaths at the hands of the weakest of creatures, confusion as to where we are/are going, infighting, and JURN CLURN VURN DURM JURMP KURCKS.

Shit, I missed it. Oh well.

Yeah, let's go ahead and finish up Doom.

My first impulse after that is for everybody else to get DOTA keys so we can be the worst team ever and do all the things wrong and provoke infinite rage. But I don't know if anybody else is down for that. Alternately TF2 added a balls-hard MVM map with the Halloween update so we can humiliate ourselves that way instead. Or Hidden, whatever, still want to play these custom Mario maps I found.

Or SWAT 4 you jerks

Also Final Doom.

Also Do_it.wad with only jump kicks

Just a heads up, I'm almost certainly not going to be able to Rip and Tear tomorrow since I have to get up at a ridiculous hour on Wednesday morning. Jumpkick forever in my memory~

Also if we're suggesting F2P hilarity I also suggest MechWarrior Online.

Be aware that game has like a zillion patches to download though if you try to catch up so start a day early.

Tonight: Skills and barrels of green goo are not things you want to see in direct succession.

Especially if your name is Acer.

Speaking for myself I can say that it doesn't bother me in the least and I'm quite frankly rather impressed at how much of the details you know about the game.

It's all in good fun anyway, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.

Garr, I didn't find that at all. I think it was all the funnier when we then found the yellow key. It's all good. You don't come off as an asshole about doom. Keep being awesome.

Also lol I got waaaay too butt frustrated about stupid things last night - they were either skills related or me being bad at videogames related. I had a lot of fun and I'd totally be down for it again next week.

Not in the least, don't worry about it. I ask you questions about it because it's some impressive shit.

Also we really need to see if there's a green barrel spawning mod or command line option. ALL OF THE ACER DEATHS

Yeah, there really should be a big button somewhere that reads "JUMP KICKING BARRELS ARENA DEATHMATCH MODE".

I don't have a problem with anybody sperging out about a game they love, I certainly did my share of it when we tried some TF2.

I'm fine for more Doom next week. No idea what TNT is so I have to download some extra shit let me know.

Speaking of barrel trolling we need to do a night or two of Worms Armageddon sometime. Unfortunately it's in that inconvenient grey area where the developers straight-up refuse to sell it on Steam so I don't know who else would jump through the hoops for that.

Is it Worms Armageddon or Worms World Party that has the Concrete Donkey?

So I went looking.

Is there legit no place to buy this digitally? I looked and there's only a halfassed version and what the fuck.

Pretty sure all the 2D installments since Worms 2 have had the Donkey. Certainly they randomly remove every other feature in the game but the Donkey at least can be relied upon.

None. For a little while there you could get it as a preorder bonus if you bought a copy of Worms Revolution, but then you'd have a copy of Worms Revolution. Now it's still in the Steam store but not actually purchasable which is really the most dickish thing. They literally have people on staff patching a 13-year-old game that they refuse to sell.