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Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 16, 2009 08:44 PM

Hysterical night on L4D. Things that were witnesse during No Mercy:

* The last two survivors were running to the saferoom in The Apartments. Daravon and Goodhand, at the last possible second, pounced and smoker pulled them before they could close the door, killing them in the little hallway before the bathroom.

* Level 2 featured so much gangbangin' zombie action that I can't remember some of it because we were laughing so hard. The survivors got pulled off the ledge by the window at least twice, maybe three times. I also pulled off my best Hunter pounce yet - someone was being swarmed at the botom of the ladder of the lift. A second survivor went to help and was shooting from the top of the lift, downward to kill some of the zombies. From ground level, I jumped up, just barely touched the second survivor - and then pulled him all the way back down.

* Level 3: We were ontop of the Hospital, waiting for the survivors to turn the corner and run into the witch. I ran out and boomed on two of them (I think it was two? I died immedeately) and in the chaos, the Witch started ruining one of the survivor's shit. Daravon smoker pulls one off of the ledge and then out of fucking nowhere like Goddamned Batman ontop of the Joker - Goodhand Hunter pounces on the last standing survivor and over the ledge and out the window those two pixies went. Everyone died within about two minutes of incredible gangfuckery.

RacinReaver Aug 4, 2009 02:49 PM

Left 4 Dead 'Crash Course' campaign DLC free on PC, $7 on 360 -.this September

New map for L4D with a supposed "streamlined" versus mode that'll make matches only last 30 minutes.

Also $7 for circle owners but free for pc people. :fupom:

Chaotic Aug 4, 2009 03:02 PM

If it means for more epic GFF Versus on the 360 and yelling at Mo0, then so be it! I'll pay the 7 bux. :(

The Plane Is A Tiger Aug 4, 2009 03:04 PM

It's crap that 360 people have to pay for it, but not unexpected. I'll gladly pay $7 for a new campaign, though. A nice surprise that they would actually bother releasing a DLC campaign now that Left 4 Dead 2 is coming so soon.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Aug 4, 2009 03:09 PM

What does this 30 minute versus thing mean exactly? I don't like the sound of it.

nuttyturnip Aug 4, 2009 03:10 PM

It's supposed to be a bridge between the first two campaigns, so I'm assuming it means that it's shorter in length, as opposed to being timed.

OmagnusPrime Aug 5, 2009 01:33 AM

More on that good news, tinged with "fuck you Microsoft" for 360 owners:

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Left 4 Dead is getting some new content in September with a new content pack called "Crash Course." The content "bridges the gap between the end of the 'No Mercy' campaign and the beginning of 'Death Toll' in the original game, expanding the game universe with new locations, new dialogue from the original cast, and an explosive finale."

Are you excited yet? The content will include Survival maps and a co-op campaign, but the real story is in a revamped version of the Versus mode. The goal is to be able to play a complete game in 30 minutes. "A recharge timer for infected teammates has also been added, and item spawn behavior has changed for more balanced gameplay," Valve explains.

There's not much more information to share, although PC gamers have it over on 360 fans: the update will be free via Steam, but will cost 560 Microsoft points ($7) on Xbox Live.
[ source ]

Sounds like it'll be ace, though bloody annoying that 360 owners have to pay. That can only be down to Microsoft controlling pricing strategy, unless Valve just hate console players.

Taco Aug 5, 2009 10:36 AM

Valve hates consoles, but I doubt they'd take it out on the players.

I'm wondering what they mean by "a recharge timer for infected teammates." It's already boring enough playing as an infected when you get offed and have to wait ~20 seconds to respawn, so having to wait even longer might really suck.

Unless they let us play as normal infected in the meantime.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Aug 5, 2009 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco (Post 718355)
Valve hates PS3

Corrected. And rightly so.

RacinReaver Aug 5, 2009 11:20 AM

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Unless they let us play as normal infected in the meantime.
Looking forward to seeing a pipe getting thrown and then four zombies ignoring it and slowly rambling towards the survivors.

Chaotic Sep 25, 2009 03:16 AM

Thread bumpage, but it's worth asking again.

So Valve announced that Crash Course would be available on XBL by next week. Anyone else getting this so we could get some rounds in on this?

No. Hard Pass. Sep 25, 2009 09:22 PM

I'm in.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Sep 25, 2009 09:43 PM

LEHAH SHALL BE WITH YOU, SIR

The Plane Is A Tiger Sep 25, 2009 09:51 PM

Those zombies don't stand a chance.

Tails Sep 26, 2009 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 726786)
LEHAH SHALL BE WITH YOU, SIR

AND MY AXE SHOTGUN

OmagnusPrime Sep 26, 2009 06:28 AM

Me too, I'm down.

OmagnusPrime Sep 29, 2009 05:02 AM

Hmmm, perhaps not if they're randomly going to up the price for what should be free:

Quote:

Left 4 Dead add-on Crash Course has been released on Steam and Xbox Live Marketplace, as Valve said it would be.

Valve didn't tell us the Xbox 360 version would cost 800 MS Points (£6.80/€9.60), however - 560 MSP (£4.76 / €6.72) was the previously announced price. It's not clear whether this is intended or simply an error. Tom's downloading the add-on for Xbox 360 now.
[ source ]

The unmovable stubborn Sep 29, 2009 05:17 AM

Not to cast aspersions on your source, but:

Quote:

Left 4 Dead add-on Crash Course has been released on Steam
FOUL, INEXCUSABLE LIES

OmagnusPrime Sep 29, 2009 05:49 AM

I have no idea of Steam adheres to regions, but bear in mind that Eurogamer is a European gaming site (and that version is the UK focussed one). Though it is possible that it hasn't hit Steam yet.

Also, from the same (updated) page:
Quote:

Update: Xbox Live's Larry "Major Nelson" Hryb has Tweeted that the higher price-point is an error, and the content should cost 560 MSP. He suggests holding off until Xbox Live admins rectify the mistake.

SailorDaravon Sep 29, 2009 07:21 AM

Yeah, so I woke up this morning, already saw Shake Appeal playing it, and was still so groggy that I didn't even notice I paid 800 for it -_-. I'm curious what, if anything, they'll do for people who paid 800. I'm sure there's a good chunk of people who honestly probably didn't know any better as well.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Sep 29, 2009 08:02 AM

How is the campaign though?

Taco Sep 29, 2009 04:42 PM

Nice demo. When's the new campaign coming out?

Enjoy paying for that, 360 players.

No. Hard Pass. Sep 29, 2009 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco (Post 727430)
Nice demo. When's the new campaign coming out?

Enjoy paying for that, 360 players.

http://k43.pbase.com/u38/johnsgaller...22.jerkoff.gif

Misogynyst Gynecologist Sep 29, 2009 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco (Post 727430)
Enjoy paying for that, 360 players.

I did.


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