That's.....actually exactly what I did.

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I am married you know...to the cock. That's why I always insist on taking point when the Tank appears, I can't get the mental image of a giant dong rushing towards me out of my head.

What's your work schedule like this weekend or whatever? I have no idea what you even do.

alright well FUCK im up now

groggy as fuck though so give me an hour to shower, eat and generally be a homo and maybe we can get some shit going at about 3:30

Alright, I'm about to eat then I'm game. LeHah's already on, when we're about to get going I'll text and Deni and tell him to pull out and get on the 360.

Additional Spam:
So despite Deni's claims that he is ready at any time, apparently he's "working", so we'd need to get another for 4th if we're gonna play.

HEY WE'RE ON

WE'RE ON

PEOPLE WE'RE ON

ME AND DARAVON ARE WAITING FOR YOU FUCKERS TO DROP THE GODDAMNED PUCK

LETS GO

THE FUCK ARE YOU LOSERS WAITING FOR

BRING IT

COME ON

COME ON

FUCKING COME ON ALREADY

Niggas be scared

they be chargin with that tank

but I got DAT PIPE BOMB

how you gonna act tank

how you gonna act

We threw 3 pipe bombs at that tank, then we got boomed right after, hilarity ensues

WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY PIPE BOMBS LEFT???

I have every monday through wednesday off. I work thursday through sunday, usually between 8am and 6pm. Sometimes I run a little later, though. Depends on how many fuck ups I need to fix.

FUCK DENICALIS

What's with the Tank glitching out on the Death Toll finale? This is the second time now we've gotten A NEW CHALLENGER IS APPROACHING, X IS BECOMING THE TANK only to get no actual tank and for the level to just be stuck.

We had to actually kill the last two people on the survivor team to end the game, and while this did present me the chance to pull off a fucking amazing 25dmg pounce from the roof of the house all the way to the map boundary in the water, I can only imagine how big a pain in the ass it would have been to kill them if all four were alive.

Fucking tanks.

BOOMER SHARK

DUN DUN

DUN DUN

And lets not forget the ultra-bizzare Tank spawns lately.

:Safe Room Door Opens:

:Tank Music Plays:

That broken tank thing was weird.

But hey, a win is a win.

What's most depressing about this is that it makes you realize even though we destroy random people, we still totally suck.

YouTube Video

This is just a compilation video, he's got 9 others up that have equally insane stuff going on, along with non-hunter stuff. There's a couple crazy spots you can get up on I didn't know about along with some crazy smoker pulls. Also some interesting spots and windows I didn't even know existed, Jesus. Also it's in one of the other videos, but I had NO FUCKING CLUE you could essentially "pin" Tanks on ladders. Also need to start seeing if I can do hunter pushing on 360. I think we've gotten complacent, I really need to start looking around the levels more again :(

Are those jumps really possible on the 360, though? Looks like he's running on the PC.

Also, sure, he's really good at hunter pounces, but how the hell is the rest of his team supposed to take advantage of that?

I think hunter pushing is just a broken pc thing.

I'm... kind of with Mo0 on this?

Yeah, he has impressive skills pressing the A button at the right time and turning corners midjump but... its just a matter of timing. The whole "getting the tank stuck on a ladder" sounds much more impressive than what he's doing. (I also find myself cynical towards any type of PC gaming videos, since they're so easy to mod)

Ridiculously long-distance pounces look nice but with the pounce damage capped at 25 all you'd really be doing is showboating and wasting time.

The video's more or less legit, but it's also completely pointless.

Is it capped at 25 on the 360 version as well? I was wondering why I would pounce on motherfuckers from the tops of buildings and never have them die the excruciatingly instantaneous death that a drop from that height is SUPPOSED to deliver. :(

I don't know how up-to-date the 360 is on patches but I don't think there's ever been a point where it wasn't a maximum of 25 damage. Frankly I think it's probably for the best; even bumping it up to 35 or so turns the game into Airborne Screeching Rapefest Forever.

To answer Mo0's question taking advantage of massive hunter pounces is pretty damn easy provided the survivors are in a pretty tight formation. That second or two of stun as they reel back is prime boomin' time.

Why are you a terrible boomer, mo0

why

Yes.

If anything, the cap makes sense. The game sometimes spawns three hunters at a time (though we played a game this week where it spawned all four of us as hunters at one time) and having them pounce to do 50 damage or more would make for too frustrating an experience.

I'm actually a pretty good tank, but I never get practice as the boomer, so I okay yes fine i am fat I get practice as the boomer all the time, shut up never have gotten good at timing it.

Mo0 is good at three things

1.) Being the tank
2.) Kicking serious ass and taking names... but only when he's on the losing team
3.) Eating huge tubs of GayLea butter, now with snap-on lids.

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Don't forget guys, Kyndig's able to break the damage cap with Hunter pounces.

Also as far as I know Hunter pushing is in the 360 version, but I had forgotten about it even existing until last night, I need to check that out. I know one or two people who can do hunter walljumping almost as good as those videos, but yeah it's a hell of a lot harder on 360.

Additional Spam:
Messed around a bit in a hilarious randoms game, I didn't get much of a chance to experiment with hunter pushing, but bunny hopping appears to definitely be in the 360 version.

Also from now on YOU fuckers need to rope games together. I'm getting annoyed with the fact that it seems that everybody is usually wanting/willing to play, but it's always somehow up to me to call people or get everybody together, even when everyone's already online and wants to play. Or we'll plan to get on, and people don't get on, or people tell me to call them then they never answer or call back, etc. Most of you peeps have my number and know my schedule, gimmie a ring if you want to play.

If anyone wants to play PC L4D today I'm gonna be around for the next few hours. I'm sick of only playing with randoms at 6 AM, so it would be nice to have some people I know (and hopefully don't suck) on my team.

For those wondering, we didn't have ammo or medpacks in the starting safe rooms on the fourth and fifth maps. Pretty sure that was a bug, since it hasn't always happened that way. I'm wondering if it's the fault of the mapmaker or if it's because the L4D authoring tools suck.