You bastard.

Seeing as how as and when I can cast it the flame orb thing is a daily, it'll have to be a super-combo shinkuhadoken which, as in Marvel vs Street Fighter, I assume I can cast in mid-air. The only thing in that game funnier than a shinkuhadoken in the face is your opponent trying it and getting it a bit high, allowing you to calmly walk underneath them and shinryuken the shit out of them.

Don't hate the player, Acer, hate the game.

YOU RUIN EVERYTHING ZEPH.

There was the fact that your character is a bit weak and a rogue and he'd be lifting a burly dwarf. BUT DAMN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL. Maybe Pang would fudge your strength check JUST BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY VERY AWESOME.

:(:(:(

Maybe Argumentus should start throwing allies instead of tables. All I need is a pointy hat.

Pang, we need pointy hats.

Oh, and have you been keeping track of my items and bolts and crap? If so, could I get an updated char. sheet?

I am sure pointy hats will be available if thorough searching procedures are followed.

Here's your sheet, current as of right-about-now:

So now they're going to have to don the retard in full royal regalia? That is absolutely delicious, Pang.

What would a mantle be, in this scenario?

See also: cape, cloak, robe, gown, frock, poncho

Back now, so you can stop doing nothing, Deni.

Good good. Though I was so actively enjoying drooling.

Ok, so should I assume Argumentus will be wielding the hammer from now on?


(+7 to hit, 1d10+4 damage)

Goddamn. Where do the stat bonuses to the damage come from? I suddenly feel feeble with my regular 1d10 with a +2 to hit due to being Dwarf.

Are you asking about the damage or about the to-hit :psyduck:

Well, I'll just break down both of them.

Argumentus gets +4 to hit from his STR, +2 to hit from his proficiencies, and +1 from his Fighter Weapon Talent (one-handed weapons). So, 7.

His damage bonus is entirely from his STR, of course.

Paladins don't get a weapon talent, and Gabriel's only got a +2 from his STR, so his STR attacks are only +4 to hit and +2 to damage. His CHA attacks go up to +5/+3 respectively, of course.

But, in fairness, you did swipe that armor.


EDIT: I was just looking at your charsheet and it had all 3 of your non-AC defenses at 10. I don't know whether I overlooked that before or something buggy is going on, but if they're set at 10 on your copy they're supposed to be 12 Fort, 11 Ref, 13 Will

Oh, I'm not annoyed he's a heavier hitter than me. Paladin's are more defensive than anything. I'm just impressed. I knew he was a wrecking ball, I just didn't know he was that hefty a wrecking ball.

Si. Mace in the pack.

What? It's not my fault this puzzle isn't getting solved.

I present something other than Still More Fighting and everything grinds to a halt :(

I don't have a goddam clue what's supposed to happen right now, to be quite honest.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT SOME CRAP ON A CHAIR

Are you gonna provide an illustration of how silly Shin's character looks like, donned in full royal regalia? :p

There is nothing I would like more than to provide a series of illustrations for this game's many ridiculous moments, but sadly I don't has an artistic talent.

I KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

(but I've been working a lot. Menu change-over. And normally I'm the post-happy prick that pushes the non-fighting action forward. I'LL GET TO IT.)

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Oh neat books is good learnin. :)