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Kaiten Mar 5, 2006 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Devo
Kids do stupid shit for a thrill. I think the issue of "you can kill yourself easily" needs to be stressed more.

Yes they need to play more Diablo 2 in hardcore mode, that'll teach them that death is a once and final event.

Outlaw Mar 5, 2006 09:45 PM

I can just see the ads now:
M | Y | - | W | E | L | L | - | B | E | I | N | G
My anti-choke


But seriously. Sad thing that this is happening, but come on. Where are these people's brains!?! I mean everybody's looking for the next new high, I know that, but why is everyone seeming like they're a masochist now!?! There's other ways to get high if you want to do it. But why must people hurt themselves just to feel ecstasy? That is something I'll never get :/ ....

Kaiten Mar 5, 2006 09:49 PM

It's like the evolution of drugs (alcohol->tobacco->pot->cocaine->crack->meth), the teenage model is like such:
rebellion->sex->legal drugs->illegal drugs->inhalants->the previously listed in combination->choking
it's currently a fad to outdo other teenagers with stupidier and more painful things, never mind that sex is more than enough for 99% of the teen population.

Single Elbow Mar 5, 2006 09:53 PM

I suppose it's all about those teens thinking they're "invincible", can't get hit by anything, can't make them sick whatsoever.

I mean.. how many of us went through that phase of "invincibility" in our teens?

Eleo Mar 5, 2006 09:56 PM

Moral of the story:
Stick to ganja.

Spyer Mar 5, 2006 09:58 PM

Oh come on, just open up his esophogus and then close it back it. Its just as good!



Seriously, what idiots.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 5, 2006 09:58 PM

It's not actually called the choking game. I love how the media turns it into some HUGE THING. -_-

I know that us girls have been playing this "game" in middle school at slumber parties for years. You get your friend to lean up against a wall, and simply push lightly above her clavicle on the side of her neck. Not PUSH UNTIL DEATH.

Its supposed to make you dizzy and/or black out. Not kill you. If it killed someone, you probably played wrong. Oops.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Mar 5, 2006 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass
It's not actually called the choking game. I love how the media turns it into some HUGE THING. -_-

I know that us girls have been playing this "game" in middle school at slumber parties for years. You get your friend to lean up against a wall, and simply push lightly above her clavicle on the side of her neck. Not PUSH UNTIL DEATH.

Its supposed to make you dizzy and/or black out. Not kill you. If it killed someone, you probably played wrong. Oops.

I've seen kids do this version before. Never appealed to me. The "high", if you can call it that, lasts for seconds. Smoke some weed kids. It's cheap and safe!

Kaiten Mar 5, 2006 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Devo
It also has to do with availibility which some of you are ignoring. You can find anything in the house to choke yourself with, you don't have to spend money and you don't risk your parents finding anything since it could just be a belt you're using.

Yeah, but how do you explain the belt mark around the neck? It's not like you're likely to be given a hickey by a whale or something.

Kaiten Mar 5, 2006 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Devo
Turtlenecks, jackets and sweatshirts with hoodies are your friend.

Well, it's inevitable that something will show up (like bugged out eyes, choking doesn't exactly enhance your complexion).

Amanda Mar 5, 2006 10:10 PM

"The Choking Game"? Geez. When did auto-erotic asphixiation get a new name?

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Mar 5, 2006 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Amanda
"The Choking Game"? Geez. When did auto-erotic asphixiation get a new name?

Only the media calls it "The Choking Game". Fags.

Adara Mar 5, 2006 10:15 PM

I'm surprised that this has suddenly been brought out into the spotlight. My cousins used to do this over seven years ago, but I suppose that kids didn't get themselves killed back then to draw attention. My cousins used to try and get me to play along, but I liked breathing back then as much as I do now.

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Originally Posted by Encephalon
See guys? This is further proof that drugs ARE the answer. If someone had just packed him a fresh bowl of bud, he might STILL be alive. For shame...

I was just thinking along the same lines. :)

Kaiten Mar 5, 2006 10:41 PM

Wait until some idiot learns he can orgasm better by poking a needle into his eye socket...

Amanda Mar 5, 2006 10:50 PM

Pff. If cutting your foot off gave you a better orgasm, there'd be some idiot somewhere who'd be willing to go crippled for the same of two good orgasms.

Stick with auto-erotic asphixiation. The method of death so embarassing your family would rather say you committed suicide than admit you were choking yourself to get off!

Kaiten Mar 5, 2006 10:54 PM

We should tell teenagers college students find out that woking 40 hours a week and paying taxes makes sex so much better.

Man_of_Pie Mar 6, 2006 12:04 AM

I heard that chocking yourself during masturbation gives you a feeling of euphoria when you ejaculate. Sounds sexy.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Mar 6, 2006 12:07 AM

Haha. I have an even better list of ways to masturbate here.

Sir VG Mar 6, 2006 11:50 AM

Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.

Lee-chan Mar 6, 2006 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir VG
Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.

I HEAR THAT. DARWIN, WHUT WHUT

russ Mar 6, 2006 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir VG
Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.

In the spirit of letting natural selection do its thing, I suppose you will never again complain about being single.

Kaiten Mar 6, 2006 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir VG
Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.

It's those evil, greedy and selfish middle American parents who are disrupting the natural order here. Look what they did about offsensive TV back in 2004....


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