Yes they need to play more Diablo 2 in hardcore mode, that'll teach them that death is a once and final event.

I can just see the ads now:
M | Y | - | W | E | L | L | - | B | E | I | N | G
My anti-choke

But seriously. Sad thing that this is happening, but come on. Where are these people's brains!?! I mean everybody's looking for the next new high, I know that, but why is everyone seeming like they're a masochist now!?! There's other ways to get high if you want to do it. But why must people hurt themselves just to feel ecstasy? That is something I'll never get :/ ....

It's like the evolution of drugs (alcohol->tobacco->pot->cocaine->crack->meth), the teenage model is like such:
rebellion->sex->legal drugs->illegal drugs->inhalants->the previously listed in combination->choking
it's currently a fad to outdo other teenagers with stupidier and more painful things, never mind that sex is more than enough for 99% of the teen population.

I suppose it's all about those teens thinking they're "invincible", can't get hit by anything, can't make them sick whatsoever.

I mean.. how many of us went through that phase of "invincibility" in our teens?

Moral of the story:
Stick to ganja.

Oh come on, just open up his esophogus and then close it back it. Its just as good!



Seriously, what idiots.

It's not actually called the choking game. I love how the media turns it into some HUGE THING. -_-

I know that us girls have been playing this "game" in middle school at slumber parties for years. You get your friend to lean up against a wall, and simply push lightly above her clavicle on the side of her neck. Not PUSH UNTIL DEATH.

Its supposed to make you dizzy and/or black out. Not kill you. If it killed someone, you probably played wrong. Oops.

I've seen kids do this version before. Never appealed to me. The "high", if you can call it that, lasts for seconds. Smoke some weed kids. It's cheap and safe!

Yeah, but how do you explain the belt mark around the neck? It's not like you're likely to be given a hickey by a whale or something.

Well, it's inevitable that something will show up (like bugged out eyes, choking doesn't exactly enhance your complexion).

"The Choking Game"? Geez. When did auto-erotic asphixiation get a new name?

Only the media calls it "The Choking Game". Fags.

I'm surprised that this has suddenly been brought out into the spotlight. My cousins used to do this over seven years ago, but I suppose that kids didn't get themselves killed back then to draw attention. My cousins used to try and get me to play along, but I liked breathing back then as much as I do now.

I was just thinking along the same lines. :)

Wait until some idiot learns he can orgasm better by poking a needle into his eye socket...

Pff. If cutting your foot off gave you a better orgasm, there'd be some idiot somewhere who'd be willing to go crippled for the same of two good orgasms.

Stick with auto-erotic asphixiation. The method of death so embarassing your family would rather say you committed suicide than admit you were choking yourself to get off!

We should tell teenagers college students find out that woking 40 hours a week and paying taxes makes sex so much better.

I heard that chocking yourself during masturbation gives you a feeling of euphoria when you ejaculate. Sounds sexy.

Haha. I have an even better list of ways to masturbate here.

Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.

I HEAR THAT. DARWIN, WHUT WHUT

In the spirit of letting natural selection do its thing, I suppose you will never again complain about being single.

It's those evil, greedy and selfish middle American parents who are disrupting the natural order here. Look what they did about offsensive TV back in 2004....