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I can just see the ads now:
M | Y | - | W | E | L | L | - | B | E | I | N | G My anti-choke But seriously. Sad thing that this is happening, but come on. Where are these people's brains!?! I mean everybody's looking for the next new high, I know that, but why is everyone seeming like they're a masochist now!?! There's other ways to get high if you want to do it. But why must people hurt themselves just to feel ecstasy? That is something I'll never get :/ .... |
It's like the evolution of drugs (alcohol->tobacco->pot->cocaine->crack->meth), the teenage model is like such:
rebellion->sex->legal drugs->illegal drugs->inhalants->the previously listed in combination->choking it's currently a fad to outdo other teenagers with stupidier and more painful things, never mind that sex is more than enough for 99% of the teen population. |
I suppose it's all about those teens thinking they're "invincible", can't get hit by anything, can't make them sick whatsoever.
I mean.. how many of us went through that phase of "invincibility" in our teens? |
Moral of the story:
Stick to ganja. |
Oh come on, just open up his esophogus and then close it back it. Its just as good!
Seriously, what idiots. |
It's not actually called the choking game. I love how the media turns it into some HUGE THING. -_-
I know that us girls have been playing this "game" in middle school at slumber parties for years. You get your friend to lean up against a wall, and simply push lightly above her clavicle on the side of her neck. Not PUSH UNTIL DEATH. Its supposed to make you dizzy and/or black out. Not kill you. If it killed someone, you probably played wrong. Oops. |
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"The Choking Game"? Geez. When did auto-erotic asphixiation get a new name?
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I'm surprised that this has suddenly been brought out into the spotlight. My cousins used to do this over seven years ago, but I suppose that kids didn't get themselves killed back then to draw attention. My cousins used to try and get me to play along, but I liked breathing back then as much as I do now.
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Wait until some idiot learns he can orgasm better by poking a needle into his eye socket...
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Pff. If cutting your foot off gave you a better orgasm, there'd be some idiot somewhere who'd be willing to go crippled for the same of two good orgasms.
Stick with auto-erotic asphixiation. The method of death so embarassing your family would rather say you committed suicide than admit you were choking yourself to get off! |
We should tell teenagers college students find out that woking 40 hours a week and paying taxes makes sex so much better.
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I heard that chocking yourself during masturbation gives you a feeling of euphoria when you ejaculate. Sounds sexy.
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Haha. I have an even better list of ways to masturbate here.
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Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.
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