You found a dead baby in a church? You can't just drop a bomb like that without elaborating.

Oh...when i was seven, i still lived in the philippines. I went to a Catholic school and right next to it was a basilica. We had recess and sometimes we would go visit the church. There was a dead baby in box under the candles of the church.....And I was like "Holy shit!" :aargh: . It must've been a newborn baby 'cause the umbilical cord was still attached. It was the bluest thing I've ever seen. Hypothermia I guess. Smelled disgusting too. Wasn't long before there was a crowd all around it.

Slit wrists, cross-shaped, cause everyone seems to disagree on which way really works. Im guessing those who know arn't here to tell. Anyways, to help, do it in the shower so the blood won't clot. I always figured this was the most obvious to make sure it was succusful and always wondered why people were so bad at it. Of course, if you really had the strength to make it instant... good ol' bullet will do the trick.

I figure many people believe it would be nice to not be alive, but not near so nice to be dead, or rather be the cause, and thus they choose worthless means (ie, oodles of aspirin) or way slow methods which allow plenty of time to change your mind or be rescued. Then there are those that only wish to make sure everyone else contemplates what it were like if they were dead, and how much they'd regret it.

I think it's scientifically proven that you have to "go down the street" for the person in question to lose enough blood to cause death. I know this because right now there is an unsettled air in the media as to the cause of death of Dr.Kelly some three years ago. They say it couldn't have been suicide because he cut across his wrists, which makes it impossible.

I would set it up so that a building would implode on me. What a spectacular way to go!

I've heard "down the street" is the proper way many a time, but everyone still goes for the horiozontal, so...

Well, if you do both, you have both bases covered :3

Or you could get fancy and do like the cross of St. Andrew.
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I agree with Alice. The only thing that would prompt me to suicide would be if my children and husband all died, say, in a car crash or something. I would also have to go quickly. A gunshot for me.

That'd be my method too. Except I would put behind my head a painting canvas and have the blood splatter on it. I'm not joking. Might as well go out with styel.

Whatever I did, I'd either do it in a school playground or in the background of a live news report. If you're gonna go, at least try to traumatise as many other people as possible in the process.

Why be a jerk?

If I didn't have access to a gun (which is likely), I'd throw myself off a very high place. Possibly off a bridge, but I think off a cliff into the bay or the sea sounds more... tragic. :D

Some of you people are real self-centered assholes. Yeah, I'm spreading negativity, but if you're the kind of prick who thinks it's funny to murder a planeload of people while you're offing yourself, I think you need a verbal foot up your ass.

Me? Gunshot to the back of the head. I think I'd lose my nerve if I had a gun right in my mouth, but I'd still want to make sure to hit all the vital portions, like the brainstem. I'd want to make absolutely sure I'm dead and not a vegetable that someone would be stuck maintaining. Anything less direct is just passive-aggressive attention getting.

We must think about the people on the bottom. If we throw ourselves so haphazardly, we may survive if we land on a very large and rotund person and/or kill the other person instantaneously. I should've added criteria about social etiquette when it comes to suicide but we cannot turn back the clock ::sigh::

i'd go out in a BANG. super mighty let's fuck with teh world kind of way. i figure, might as well take down a mighty government or two before dying, maybe WHILE dying.

either that or i want to be one of those people who go to some strange boondocks forests and get a disease and bring it back with me. who doesn't want to be the first to die in one of those horrible world-around sicknesses?

I think about suicide quite a bit. I'd like it to be painless, and not especially messy. I would also like to not be found by my mother, who loves me very much. Even though I really resent her, no one deserves to find their own child after they've killed themselves.

I've considered an overdose on sleeping pills for a long time, but I suppose there's always a chance they might not work. And there's also the matter of not being found, so depending on my mood when I do it, I've narrowed it down to two choices:

Dousing myself in gasoline in a remote area and setting myself on fire (if I feel as though I should punish myself for being so weak and selfish). Or tying a cinder block to my foot and drowning myself. I suppose I'd have to use a chain and padlock or something so I couldn't untie it, though.

So much for painless. I don't own a gun, though, and I wouldn't want to steal one. Can't cut myself because veins make me squeamish.

Um...
Friend, that's not St. Andrew's cross. The St. Andrews cross was the one prominently displayed on the old Confederate Battle flag. It was blue.
The one you showed is the Orthodox Cross.
At least that's what I was taught.

Anyway, I would slit my wrist.
Not painless, but no OMG!!!!!! hurt.
Plus I'd sit in a hot shower.
Die happy at least.:edgartpg:

Play Russian roulette. If you don't die, you win money.

NON EMO SOLUTION:

I'd go get myself hypnotized back in having a reason for living.

If all do fails, hypnotizing me to forget my memories and let me bubble through life is fine too :p perhaps it might be more interesting the second round *shrugs*

Although I must say... a gun and a bullet might be cheaper after all of this chit chat ^_^'

Like two years ago when I was a pansy-ass mofucka, I kept looking this up.

The best way I found was Pottasium Chloride or something like that. Lethal Injection. That was my 'plan'. That didn't work. Looking back, that was the stupidest fucking idea I ever had.

Do you guys hate life or something? This thread scares me......

I'm sorry my child if that is how you feel. I really didn't intend for anyone to get scared. Just merely asking a question. I'm sorry then hehe :love:

Ok cool but please don't call me a child, because I am not, thanks.

Sorry again. It's just a habit of mine

But just curious...how would you like to go out...

What?

Yeah, how would you like to die (as a do it yourself job, not a murder)???

You don't actually have to do it.
Neither would I, just a consideration.

I personally would not even think about such matters, what a waste of energy and time.