All good ninjas have clones. They haven't identified the true ninja, but they'll not figure that out until it's too late.

You realize man #3 would score with women, right?

That is the best line from the whole thing. Sure it's real but still funny for the guy to be that stupid.

http://www.sploid.com/images/iamtheninja.jpg

This is not the face of a ninja.

He looks a little like the actor that played in the "American Ninja" movies. Doesn't he?

That is the saddest thing I've heard in awhile. Poor ninja.

I like how they say "got himself shot dead" like wow, how profound does that sound. Usually when somebody's on the news, it's either a great achievement or they're dead, so why people mention that is totally beyond me.

Six years plotting his revenge only to get shot to death by an old man. So much for not being pathetic.

It'd be nice if you could bump news story threads where the website STILL EXISTS!

This thread hasn't been bumped in two over two years, if you post, you better have a damn good reason.

So stop acting as accessories to the crime, already!

Sheesh!

This shit's closed!