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NaklsonofNakkl May 19, 2006 06:42 PM

ridge (Giant Crab) ridge...Racer! Rrrracer!
599-599-599 us dollars, (giant crab) racer!

lol, good stuff!

lazuli May 19, 2006 11:00 PM

There's another one of these floating around that has the other guy (not Kaz) talking about "we are not interested in gimmicks." The next line is "so watch as I lift the controller up...and it flies!!"

It also cut two of Kaz's quotes to say "Riiiiidge Racer ... is as essential as the air we breathe"

Darkcomet72 May 22, 2006 09:38 AM

Umm... can someone confirm whether this is a joke or not?

Gechmir May 22, 2006 10:01 AM

HOLYCRAB ;___;

Quote:

They often live in the seabed at depths of 150 - 800 m, but are found most prominently in depths of 200 - 300 m. In spring, they can often be found laying eggs in waters as shallow as 50 m.
They can't use 'em in the game given this sorta stuff =p They're totally water-dwelling.

Free.User May 22, 2006 02:05 PM

Also, the article doesnt mention anything about a weakpoint that you can attack for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Mojougwe May 22, 2006 03:15 PM

We should revive the GamingHorde and start to assimilate the living into zombies. Then we will all buy 1 system for $599 US Dollars. And we will play 1 game. RIIIIIIDGE RACER!

Pyocola May 22, 2006 04:49 PM

Damn funny, here's another one I thought was great: click.

Featuring such great quotes as:

"We're really starting to push what this machine is capable of." followed by "Real-time weapon change." or
"It's exhilarating." followed by "beep, beep, beep" or
"Another exciting aspect is the ability for the consumer to make microtransactions." followed by, you guessed it, 599 US DOLLARS!

The drunken flying in Warhawk was hilarious as well.

Infernal Monkey May 22, 2006 05:58 PM

Ooooh might as well throw this in here. A gathering place for GIANT ENEMY CRAB and other such things sometimes badly done for extra hilarity!

http://www.wii60.com/uploads/228.jpg

http://www.wii60.com/uploads/201.gif

Pyocola May 22, 2006 06:06 PM

http://www.wii60.com/uploads/231.jpg
Priceless.

Free.User May 22, 2006 06:35 PM

http://www.wii60.com/uploads/248.jpg

http://www.wii60.com/uploads/179.gif

Skwerl May 24, 2006 11:21 PM

after watching this video, I knew this had to be done.
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3595/crab5gm.jpg

Free.User May 24, 2006 11:52 PM

Fucking post of the year ^.

UglyBob17 May 27, 2006 08:15 PM

Take that Sony.

Cobra Commander May 28, 2006 01:15 AM

I totally agree with Massive Damage.....it seems like sony is just going more and more downhill. And I'm not a big PS fan but is ridge racer THAT big of a game?

Oh and 600 dollars for a system no matter what it can do it just plain stupid.

*Damn man, kick ass drawing!!*

jouhou May 29, 2006 04:51 PM

http://lexluthor.ytmnd.com/
it relates to this. so freaking funny!!!

majario May 29, 2006 06:18 PM

OMG!!! My drink almost came out of my nose after I saw that ytmnd. I think Kaz knows that he was wrong saying those things at the conference. Those things were exactly what I didn't want to hear from Sony.


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