When I was around 8, I was roller skating around my neighborhood and I roller skated right into a fire hydrant. And it was exactly crotch height so it smacked my vag pretty well.

I imagine that's what getting kicked in the balls would feel like. I laid on the sidewalk for a good 10 minutes before I could move.

When I was ten or eleven, I was dancing on a table (don't fucking ask) and fell over and nailed my lovespot on the back of a chair. It fucking caned.

Right now there's a story in circulation about this skater everyone around here knows. The details are a bit sketchy but apparently he was showing off, and he screwed up pretty bad. Same thing happened to him; he had to have his testicle actually superglued back together...

Makes me glad to be a woman...

Well I did the zipper thing with my peepee once. I didn't think it actually happened to people, but it was just a small cut. It still hurt like crap though.

Except if said man is trying to hurt you or rape you. =O

If this was the Sewers, there could be so many lewd comments made about that...

By a skater everyone here knows, does that mean a famous one or just famous here?

I think crotchular might be one of the best words EVER

Recently in the past 2 months I have been hit in the SHAFT of my penis with a hockey stick 4 times! It seriously doesn't hurt or anything but to basically have a mark on your junk that looks like a cat ran past it with its nails....is not....so appealing to the ladies :P

I was 6 or something...was sitting next to the window wearing large underwear with larger shorts...unfortunately we had the window open and above it was a wasp's nest. I felt a very..."stinging" sensation on the "place where the sun doesn' shine" and was rushed to the hospital. Lo and behold they found a wasp in my underpants...yes laugh all of you and boot me back into the sewers.

*From then on I was deathly afriad of bees/wasps or something in the same manner or appearance.

It's OK to say "crotch". Really.