Yeah, and I'm going for MCPs, in a computer support tech program, and don't listen to rap music. Who would've thought?

Fuck off. There is nothing wrong with Quebec. People like this exist everywhere.

I lick my plate clean....especially after baked potatoes, all the butter that didn't soak into the potato is in a pool at the bottom of the plate, mixed in with the cheese, salt, pepper, and whatever else, and it tastes SOOOOOO good.

I usually try to let out at least 3 good belches at every meal, just for my mother :).

Itchy balls? IDK I think it would be more rude to sit there and dance in your chair when you could just discretely reach down, slip your hand in your pants, and relieve that itch. Now if he was masturbating at the table, then THAT would be pretty rude.

Hey, if you do that in the privacy of your own home, more power to you--just not in a public place imo, that's just not proper etiquette.

What part of the US are you from? B/c I know of a ton of reasons why people would use more than one utensil here (unless you have some sort of weird spork-like object that can cut into things as proficiently as a knife).

Anyway, I do believe that the monitor went overboard on this problem. It's not like he's sticking his face into the food and eating it that way. He's not even using his hands! We should send the monitor down south and desensitize him to the whole idea of eating with just one utensil. I know I eat with a knife and fork quite often b/c this University isn't sanitary (I will even cut pizza up and eat it that way). Sometimes I will use a knife and spoon if the forks are missing. I have used a fork and spoon before when I was eating fried ice cream in order to prevent the outer shell from slipping off. Then again, I'm part indian, so they'd hate me in Canada anyway (according to a couple of friends of mine in Canada).

Seriously, I could understand if it was with his hands or something, but that is just way too much. I would sue, and normally I am against using the race card, but I say that he should go for it. It's just too outrageous!

What's with the Canadian Hatin'?

No, they're racist in the sense that our way is the only right way and not the way some other nationality does things.

My coworkers have laughed at me for eating with chopsticks. I prefer eating salads with chopsticks, and I have been eating a lot of salad lately. It doesn't bother me, but I do wish I could show them how to use them.

I wouldn't know. Ask the hater that I responded to.

Is that a school for one-armed freaks? The last time I checked my common sense I recall using two pieces of cutlery gives you much more control than just using one. Besides who on earth would be offended by someone eating with a fork and spoon?!

I cannot believe he actually said this. What's more I can't believe she punished him, not because of not using utensils, but because he used the wrong ones. I hope that if, god forbid they're not fired, they're at least encountered with kids who are really disruptive in the lunch room.

That's just plains tupid. Its like banning someone from a chinese restaurant because he can't use chopsticks. (Heck I don't even know how to use chopsticks!) I hope that the direcotr gets fired for saying something that stupid.

Awww racists. >=(