PEOPLE TO MAKE THEIR OWN DREAM E3s!

Oh creativity thread, huh?!

My dream E3 would be the one where I eat icecream and pizza until I barf and watch the press conference via internet video stream whatevers in the comfort of my room. Actually that sounds really feasible. Plan get!

Reggie will literally drop his pants and piss on anyone who dares question the new name. Urinators will be strategically placed in the roof of the Kodak theatre should Reggie run out of piss.

My dream E3 would have Kingdom Hearts 3, Super Smash Bros. and the best 2-D and 3-D Sonic game ever made.

Also there would be a Snakes on a Plane Adaptation in the new Kingdom Hearts.

THERE'S SNAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN' GUMMI SHIP

Or better yet, combine KH and the SSB franchise and*shot*

Kingdom Hearts is a disease.
Horrible platforming,
Ridiculous fan service plot,
Appalling battle controls,
All wrappedup in Sqare Enix fagginess.

My dream E3 involves me rolling around in a big naked pile of booth babes before the show begins. After I'm spent, I head out where's I'm vip at every closed door show. The entire time, I'm flanked by midgets wearing toadstool hats.

Then they show some badass games like a new Diddy Kong Racing and a sequel to Chrono Trigger. After the show Reggie and I do a ton of saki bombs and eat our weight in sushi. The rest of the night is a blur, but I wake up the next morning in another pile of booth babes.

Naked Booth Babes = Fines.

You get into trouble for having too-revealing women there. :(