So I've been looking at your fascinating Facebook wall. The gist of what I got is, if you read a dictionary from cover to cover and memorize the words, you master the language and can read anything written in it?

Sorry, man, I don't have a year to read this shit

Well, grammar is also important but you can pick up grammar in the normal course of reading.

What I've done is shown the human race the truth about itself by concealing it all in a joke anybody can get. And anybody who gets the joke can tell how anyone can read at a college level. Billions of people on this planet are robbed of a well-rounded education and I finally realized what it took to reach them.

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Then just read down to my thread for The Joke.

I always thought you were The Joke.

Precisely!

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Life is a joke but it doesn't have to be. We constantly doubt others because we think they're out to get us, we seek revenge because we don't view social relationships as causal. At some point in time somebody has to step in and end our endless cycle of violence and destruction.

I don't get it, then

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I really don't get it then

Ever since people walled themselves off from the wilderness the only thing we truly had to fear were marauders or foreign invaders. All of the great men of history operated under the false premise that it's ok to kill others, but they were able to shape the world because they showed respect to their underlings and they rewarded properly.

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Caesar wouldn't have amounted to jack squat without the love of his legion, and Jesus would be just another footnote of history if he didn't proselytize to the poor and illiterate.

Now, see, I like this. Back to the good ole days when we used to at least TRY to flame somebody off the boards.

If you still doubt me consider this: of the millions of genetically unique sperm your father wasted, YOU were the one who fertilized the egg, YOU were the one who survived the birthing process, YOU grew into maturity by surviving puberty. The same was true of our fathers, our fathers' fathers, and our mothers going all the way back to the first African man who set foot on this planet.

The very fact that we even exist on this stupid mudball means we've won the biggest numbers game in history, and few people understood that when Carl Sagan tried to illustrate it to them.

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suck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit to whoever edited this fucking link you think I'm playing around with your stupid ass?

Didn't I read this in Watchmen?

Yeah, but unlike Watchmen I'm not going to destroy New York with a psychic squid.

You should. Because if you can destroy New York with a psychic squid, people who aren't crazy would actually listen to you.

Yeah well I don't need you guys to listen to me, so you can take that for what it is. I've grown up from a world in which our global anonymity kept us from understanding what it took to get the big picture and be a world actor. But it's only because of my education and anybody else could have done what I've done by illustrating the truth.

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All I ever NEEDED you to do was hear me out, but everybody was too reactionary to understand.

Oh hi guise, what's going on in this thread.

Listen, Brady, I gotta take a shower and go to work, but I'll be back in about an hour and a half so we can duke this out. I went batshit insane years before you so I know whats up and I'm not letting you take my spot on the forums for that position.

Alright, but I'm not sure if you're an educator OR a student of history. "Mr. Starkweather" saw my notes and understood that we've both seen the world end in the same way because we have millenia of evidence to back us up.

Dude, Brady. Just STOP for a fucking second. Really. Try real hard. Just don't even think about your education or your revelation.

You used to NOT be this fucking crazy. Why are you so disconnected all of a sudden? Just answer the question, guy.

Brady has gone insane.

I'm pretty sure he's the leader of a small cult at this point, centered around mescaline and conspiracy theories.

At this point, I have no idea why anyone is actually considering what he has to say. He's very clearly fried his wiring. Or he has a serious drug problem. One or the other.

Listen, you guys just don't understand human beings the same way that I do. We refer to getting laid as "getting lucky" because it only happens on occasion, but the reason it happens to guys is because they seemed cute or handsome and respectable enough to be worth consideration.

I've watched my friends, mental children go through girls like tissue paper and I'm tired of watching it happen because I've known all my life that girls are our equals and they've been conditioned not to show the truth because they think they have to be non-confrontational.

Girls and women posting on the internet USED to be a rarity because you had to not be afraid to live life in order to be funny or share ideas with complete strangers. Nowadays women can be much more open about things because our generation is on the cusp of understanding that gender roles are a social phenomenon, not natural.

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What I understood about everybody who has had a messiah complex is that they thought people were too stupid to see the truth. I know better, I know that we're all capable of being geniuses we just never figured it out because nobody showed us the way. We're all equals, like it or not.

Woooooooow man

deeeeep

Just get over yourself already, I'm done with this thread and I'd like to make funny comments again. If you're not taking me seriously I don't need you anyways. I just wanna have fun on the internet while I do important work, ok?

Brady reminds me of those Spirit of Truth videos Pom and I used to die laughing about in chat way back in the day.

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Take a moment out of your life and watch all 8 minutes. This is Brady.

Brady, I think I see your motivation in doing this. It's for a Klondike bar, right?

I'd punch a dude for a Klondike bar right about now.

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Oh, if I told you guys I was completely sober would you believe me? I mean I drank tonight so the fact that I'm so lucid should illustrate something.

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