ENOUGH WITH THE TIES

Aaaaaaw yeeeea~ I was literally just on my way home thinking, "Hm, I wonder when Catan is going to start!"

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I also officially have all the makings for White Russians. Who wants one?

They see me rolling. They hating.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have two ties.

PANG, ZEPH, FRANK, and LURKER PLEASE RE-ROLL FOR YOUR POSITIONS.

HYDE, you are confirmed first and PLAROM you are at the back of the bus.

rerollan

We should use GFF dice roller for all our IRL games as well.

I'm waiting on the nastygram.

rollin

What wimpy re-rolls.

Here's the official order:

1. HYDE
2. ZEPH
3. PANG
4. LURKER
5. FRANK
6. PLAROM

OK, HYDE, place your first settlement and road and the rest of you folk take your turns in that order. Then, hopefully before the week ends, we can start playing!

REMEMBER, please be specific in where you are placing your objects.

GO, START!

(9, 9, 6) with the road going towards the 10 wood (on the western side going to the 3:1 port)

If you need me to clarify, let me know.

Choose a color also, Hyde.

I'll be the Red Devils.

Blue
(8,6,12) road going to the 2 sheep.

Just another reminder, I will be updating the island photo on the opening post as often as possible, considering how slowly this game will move.

Green.

4/4/3 in the upper left, road leading out to sea.

The last game lasted 3 months right? It took a while as I recall. It actually felt like I was conquering the island and therefore all the moves felt significant.

Well once we get past this initial settlement phase out of the way we can really slow things down to a crawl.

Gimme orange.

I want to settle in 8 (wood) 9 (brick) 11 (grain), road heading out SW.

Can you also specify which ports are 2:1 and what resources they are?

I've identified them on the board so no more confusion!

6, 9 10. Make my shit white. Like the cream on a decadant right wussian. Also, fuck you guys.

Edit: Road is going south. Towards the 9, 6, 12. Also, fuck you guys again.

black man slowing it down as usual.

BMT MOTHERFUCKER, ARE YOU ON IT

The 9,5,2 (brick, sheep, ore) with a road going southeast.

And the 6,3,2 (wheat, wood, sheep) with a road going southwest.

Stuck with brown, huh? I see how it is. It's ok though, I'm going to make chocolate rain down upon all your nations.

Time to whip it out. I'll take the 9, 11, 12 (brick, brick, ore) with the road headed southwest.

I get the feeling brick is going to be a bitch, so I'm snatching that shit up now.