You guys are only gonna feed my ego, what with the making everything I ever say all about me.

Yeah, I like to keep a steady supply of peons around. They're good for making me sandwiches and reminding me of why it's awesome that I'm not them.

Do they make them with Manwich?

They make them with whatever the fuck I tell them to make my sandwiches with.

If I want Manwich, then goddamit, I'm having Manwich.


EDIT: I am not sure why you italicized only the "man" portion of "Manwich." The obvious connotation is some rudimentary gay joke, except there's no context. At any rate, Manwich out of the can is still pretty good, no matter how many penis jokes you throw at it.

Considering this whole sideline started over "manfriend", I assumed the italization of the "man" in "Manwich" would have been manifest.

A boyfriend older than his girlfriend is sometimes referred to as a manfriend.

you're a girl?

I miss gender icons. I made a whole bunch of new ones too. They will probably never be used. :(

Do the female ones bounce?

I remember when the forums were corrupted and slowly dying (Bobo was away natch); every time Musharraf posted, his male icon would be a good 400 or 500 pixels tall.

So wait, you mean you don't make sandwiches for a living any more then?

He is the sandwich master. He has sandwich elves do his job while he supervises. They are paid in beatings.

Is that all?

Whenever I'm posting, my "male icon" is at least 550 pixels tall.

If he had the tools to be more successful then he wouldn't be posting here, would he?