Everyone who knows anything about conspiracy theories has heard of the Bilderberg Group.

They're one of the prime ones along with the Templars (who may or may not have fled to Nova Scotia with Inquisition gold), the Masons (who may actually be the secret hereditary guardians of the Temple of Solomon), the Illuminati (who may in fact be the steering committee of the Templar from days gone by), and the Reptiloids (who may actually have been interbreeding with humans for centuries, started the inquisition to purge the Templar who found out, and are actively hunting Masons). This stuff's all pretty incestuous.

Also, how secret can the Bilderberg Group really be? They've got a Wikipedia page.

I've liked this video by MSNBC on the subject: If You're Planning Tea Bagging Across The Country, 'You're Going To Need A Dick Armey'

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Plus, the Bilderberg Group's only been around since the 1950's.

Everyone knows that all the conspiracies that hold any water involve one of the Roosevelts.

You forgot the Greys, which of course are the overlords of the Reptoids. They're also the ones who've been controlling the US military/industrial complex since Roswell, New Mexico, but it would be foolish to dismiss any influence they may have had previous to that event.

So wait, it's not just all the fault of the Jews then?

Fuck that, I'm going to stick to Jew-hating. You know where you are with a bit of good old fashioned anti-semitism.