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Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Oct 26, 2009 10:07 PM

No, he entered the Senate as a living being, then was merely grandfathered in as a zombie.

Because again, there are no laws specifically prohibiting a zombie from seeking re-election.

Gechmir Oct 26, 2009 10:12 PM

Past a point, when would zombie turn skeleton? Is there a particular ratio of bone-to-flesh that must be met before open election? Or would it be determined by ones preference toward brains or harassing Argonauts? If that's the case, you could have some moderate zombies that would prefer to protect the Fleece and wouldn't be as pro-brains as the constituency had hoped/feared.

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Oct 26, 2009 10:13 PM

Though that is a valid concern, I do believe it will be succinctly rendered moot as all undead beings will be considered equal under the Shambling Hordes Act of 2018.

Gechmir Oct 26, 2009 10:16 PM

True. The public will demand a death certificate to prove Zombie Reagan was in fact dead, though. Deathers and such.

Lord Styphon Oct 26, 2009 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Crash Landon (Post 731040)
No, he entered the Senate as a living being, then was merely grandfathered in as a zombie.

Because again, there are no laws specifically prohibiting a zombie from seeking re-election.

About this, is there something inherent in long-held jobs that makes it possible to continue holding them as a zombie? In Thurmond's case, he held his Senate seat for the longest time, then dropped dead soon after his final term ended; presumably whatever was keeping him from truly dying was cancelled at that point. (See also: Robert Byrd, Bear Bryant.)

nuttyturnip Oct 27, 2009 12:08 PM

If zombies can be grandfathered in, why haven't assassinated presidents continued to serve out their terms? Lincoln and Kennedy were killed by headshots, so that rules them out, but McKinley and Garfield would have made perfectly good zombie presidents. Was it due to zombie prejudice, or simply a lack of zombie creating technology?

VitaminZinc Oct 28, 2009 05:09 AM

What about animatronic presidents?

nuttyturnip Oct 28, 2009 01:37 PM

An animatronic president would have to be controlled by another person (presumably living). That automatically disqualifies them, unless we're talking about Chucky, or some other kind of possessed doll/object.

Lord Styphon Oct 28, 2009 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nuttyturnip (Post 731296)
That automatically disqualifies them, unless we're talking about Chucky, or some other kind of possessed doll/object.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y26...7982c514d3.jpg

Duo Maxwell Dec 3, 2009 09:32 PM

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And, exactly, military officials are promoted based on experience and proven track records.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... you came home with that one.

It's not about experience, it's about who gives the best head. You've never spent much time around the military have you? It's all about politics, it's much more "in-house" than civil leadership, though.

On a more serious note: there are reasons that military leaders aren't elected-- far beyond "qualifications"-- the military is the world's oldest fraternity, no matter what country one is referring to. We're not going to take orders from someone who isn't "one of us."

Civil leadership is elective because, in theory, it gives us the freedom to choose officials and representatives that best share our ideology in how things should be run. As far as someone needing a lot of experience to do one position or another, it's not necessarily true, because every secretariat, senator, elected leader, board chairman or what-have-you has a staff of people that actually do the job. These people are the real, flesh and blood, "government." You should look into how many civil service people your local municipality employs, then think of that on a state and federal scale.

A lot of them have been doing the job for a long time, they may, in many cases become advisors to the President, Governor, Mayor, Senator, et cetera. That's why you don't need a leader with as many qualifications or broad experience as you would from someone who is a military chief of staff.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss May 31, 2010 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ToddQuevedo (Post 756399)
I am sure now Americans have learnt their lesson and they wont allow their votes to go for the wrong guy am sure

This guy seems legit.

Musharraf May 31, 2010 11:11 AM

Heh, our president just resigned. Now we need to get another one...

Duo Maxwell Jun 2, 2010 03:33 AM

Did the Germans get tired of his Horst-shit?


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