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Honestly Sonic with a sword is exactly what the fanbase wants, so I dunno what you guys are so upset about.
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Would Sega be a bad enough dude to make Shadow the Black Knight? And have him voiced by Martin Lawrence? That would be so zany. And would Tails be the princess? And would Big the Cat have the runs and cause a flash flood that brings back the monster from Sonic Adventure but not quite so see through? And would Robotnik be called Robotnik again instead of his current name which is Dr. Fucking Stupid Name? And would the game actually let you play as Sonic or will there be a new character that'd move really slow and cause cramps.
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Ok.... what?
*sigh* I was reasonably hyped for Unleashed until the footage of Weresonic, and now Sega unleashes this hideous beast on the world (geddit? oh the hilarity). If this is their sorry excuse for a game that utilises the Wii Motion Plus, I'd rather they shove a sword on freaking Mario. At least he's *known* for doing every freaking activity under the sun. |
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With the addition of a sword, it seems the game is trying to please both the original older genesis-era fans and the Sonic Adventure and beyond furry crowd at the same time. This can only end badly.
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The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead. |
*grabs bucket of popcorn, eats, and sings softly*
Blue steel swings by Sonic the Swordsman Stabs you in your freakin' eye Sonic the Swordsman Sonic, he can really slice Sonic, he can chop and dice Sonic, he's the best swordsman aliiiiive! I can't take credit for this gym, stole it from somewhere |
I dunno, maybe some good can come out of this. You know how some hack 'n slash games move a little to slowly for our tastes?
That's all I've got at the moment. Just pretend this is another LOL SONIC IS BAD or fanfiction post. |
What's that you say? Sonic and Soul Calibur combined as one?
http://www.theghz.com/gibbon/ivyman.jpg oh sega you. <83 |
Damn it dubble, I think I'm gonna be sick.
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You know what this game is probably going to be?
Sonic and the Secret Rings 2 It makes sense - Black Knight will most likely be Wii exclusive just like Secret Rings was (hence Nintendo Power getting the scoop). Secret Rings had a nearly 100% Arabian storybook setting - this will probably have a medieval storybook setting or at least something with medieval ties in its backdrop and design. Sonic was given an eternal flame on his chest, while Black Knight's gimmick will probably be the sword. It will most likely be Sonic as the only playable character just like Secret Rings was, with the core cast (Knuckles, Amy, Tails, Shadow, and Eggman) only playing different roles in the backdrop. And if any other characters are involved, it will probably be in the scope of extra playable minigames, also like Secret Rings. It's the only way Sonic with a sword fighting any kind of knight or someone that's not Eggman makes any sense, and Secret Rings style gameplay would cater directly to that. |
Well guess what... YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
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Goddammit, a sequel to Secret Rings? Why?! Well, it says it will use both the wiimote and nunchuk which means you won't have to steer Sonic. If that's the case, this game is already better.
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AN HEGEHOG IN KING ARTHURS CORT (16+)
SONIC WAS RUNNING VERY FAST FROM DR. EGGGMAN AND HE WENT SO FAST HE WNET BAK N TYM! "WAT THE FUCK!!!!! ITS LIKE IM IN TH MEEDEEVAL AGE OR SOMETHING" AND HE WAS! THERE WAS A KASLE IN THE DISTANCE AND SONIC RAN TO IT AND THE KASLE WAS CALED CAMEALOT (LOL) THER WAS GARDS AND THEY TRIYD TO STOP SONIC BUT SONIC COULD NOT BE TOPD BECZ HE WAS TOO FAST "WHO RUN THIS PLACE IS IT YU EGGMAN!?!?!" SHOUTED SONIC "NO I M KING ARTHUR" SAID KING ARTHUR "WELL GOTTA SCRAM SAM" SONIC SAID AND HE TRID 2 RUN AWAY "HOLD IT" YELL ARTHUT AN HE PUL OUT HIS SEORD "THIS IS MY SWOR THE MIHTEE EXCALBR; SONIC WAS AWWD BY THE MAJESTY OF EXCALBR YOU SHJAL TAEK MY MIHTEE SWORD AND YOU WILL DEFEET THE TERRIBLE BLACK NIGHT AND SAVE MY KINGDUM SAID KING ARTHUR "OK" SONIC SAYD OVERCUM WITH AWNER |
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However, the medieval thing might do well. I always did imagine Sonic eventually picking up a weapon, mainly a sword, however, the fantasy I had in mind surely was not this, and not for the Wii, either. |
^Game broke 1 mil worldwide, I'd call that a success.
Blue Blur » Blog Archive » Nintendo Power Gives a First Look For Sonic and the Black Knight It looks to be learning from SatSR's mistakes GAMEPLAY wise, but character wise? :tpg: First day purchase ONLY FOR TEH LULZ. |
”On the audio side, veteran composer Jen Senoue is taking a smiliar approach, injecting familiar Sonic themes with a Celtic flavor.”
I actually look forward to this. As long as it's the old... you know what fuck it the modern shit would be hilarious with Celtic instruments and sound. |
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