I almost cut my finger off one time, and whoo boy let me tell you, that stung!

yo killy, thanks for the translation, now i'll try some new way to contact her.
and hell yeah capo, better stay away from cardboard boxes. never know when i would pop out, knock you out and stuff you in a locker.

thats nothing compared to you falling 3 stories onto a 4x4 hardboard.

You do realise I was making fun of you, don't you?

I'll stay ever vigilant.

yeah dude, I drilled a hole through my hand once by accident. That hurt like a bitch.

But one questions remains unanswered: DID SHE PUT YOUR DICK IN HER MOUTH?

yeah. but i didnt make it turn out the way you wanted now, did i?

that driller must have hurt im sure of it.
and no. i dont treat my girlfriends like a sextoy.

Maybe she gave you a fake number.

i dont care about calling her anymore. she'll call me. believe that man.

Oh, so she didn't blow you yet? well that explains why you're tracking her down so vigilantly. Here, give me her number. i'll call her for you.

See? Everything resolved itself!

Another day, another happy customer, here on The Quiet Place, your place for advice on the 'net!

you know what man, i have another idea. SHOVE IT!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here, take a little "chillaxe". http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...icons/cool.gif

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...55/GFFNE22.jpg

Hope this helps.

has she called you yet?

I think you should shut yourself into your room and hold off on everything (including bathing and eating) in order to get that call from her! Wouldn't it be horrible if you were getting something to eat or in the shower when she called? You can't risk it!

She'll call eventually! Believe it, man!

I really do think she would have left you with some more substantial hints than a borked phone number if she thought you had a snowball's chance in Satan's colon at a relationship with her.

Sorry, kiddo.

Okay, i just got off the phone with her. She said she doesn't want to see you anymore, and that your desperation to talk with her is quite the turn-off.

She suggests you talk with girls who didn't just move to Spain to get away from you.

Hm, as those on the boards are not-so-kindly telling you, it may be best to focus on other things now. Of course, being told that (especially at 15 as I remember how I was at that age) may fall on deaf ears.

My advice is to take a few steps back, take a deep breathe, and take a totally logical look at it (just contacting this person for starters). Ask your friends (preferably older ones) and others whom are a few years older on their thoughts on this.

Of course, similar advice has already been suggested...and ignored so I would not be surprised to see the same happen here....

That's WOman to you. Well, please do update us on this. In the mean time, don't get too hopefull.

Maybe she learnt spanish?

BLEEDAT

I like how your avatar and that bit of your post fit so well together.

Snake, seriously, listen to these people (well some of them at least) and think about it for a bit. This girl moved to Spain. When will she be back? How long were you involved with her before she moved? How far did you go with this girl (did she put your dick in her mouth if you want to phrase it that way) and how seriously did you two take it. Is she worth waiting however long for? I don't know you, so i don't know how long you'll hold out for her, but i know that long distance relationships rarely work out, especially if it's over an ocean (believe me, i'm not the only one in my family to have tried)

Ask yourself these questions, and spend some time with some girls closer, geographically, to you, and see if you're still this hell bent of sticking with this girl.

EDIT: Two completely different kids of pain man.

Some of you are jerks.
To the original poster:
If it is meant to be, you will meet her again. I know how you feel because I was in the same boat once, only I'm a girl. I can say this, you are not the same person at 22 as you are when you are 15. I'm not the same person I was a year ago. In fact, all throughout your life you continuously change. I guess what I am trying to say is that if it is meant to be, you will meet later on in life, and you will be grown up and more ready to take on such a thing. Believe me, love it much better when you know yourself a little better.

I thought that as soon as I read over it =p.

Somehow, I don't think that this is helping anyone.

The kid is young. We understand young, and we can sympathize. But when you create a thread to discuss (and ask for help) and you consistently shake your head, stomp your feet, and ignore everything everyone is telling you.

Better to be honest than to give a cop out answer like "if it's meant to be, it'll happen." He's what, 14? Come on.

Hey, i think this kid's gone.

What do you wanna bet he hopped a plane to Madrid? Or better yet pulled a Romeo and...

oh god.

snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAKEE!!

EUROTRIP?