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Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Oct 30, 2007 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garr (Post 524073)
Skills, if I've got too many, let me know and I'll link them from somewhere else. I don't want to hog your bandwidth.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce..../bandwidth.gif

I don't think you got anything to worry about there, my friend.

Kairyu Oct 30, 2007 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garr (Post 524073)
So a little backstory might be necessary here. When we got a game together, two of the opposing teams' guys dropped out almost immediately, forcing the game into a 4 on 4, taking Kairyu away from our team. Anyway, Kairyu was getting some pretty serious sniper kills when I finally decided to do something about it by sneaking up on him and scoring the assassination.

Skills also wanted to do something about it by shooting him with the Spartan Laser. Just when I close in on Kairyu, he jumps off the ledge and the next thing I know, I'm getting a laser to the face meant for Kairyu. Laughs were had by all.

And that's it for now.

Haha, WOW.
Skills said he lasered you pretty bad, but damn. He got you right in the face :tpg:.
The lack of support fire had me thinking I was about to be back attacked. So I jumped into where Skills and Tails was. All the while attempting to at least grab a kill or two before I go down.

Plarom Nov 2, 2007 03:53 PM

Finally, I played H3 with the GFF crew for the first time last night. So awesome.
Oversized images, HOOOOOOOO~

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1194116756.jpg
Mmm.. This was my first triple kill. I basically hopped in and HANDLED BUSINESS immediately after Garr and Kairyu got killed. So many bodies. <3

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1194102475.jpg
Alright, this was sheer hilarity. I knew Devo was holed up in that corner with her sniper rifle, but I figured I'd help her out in killing this guy. I ran up the side and assassinated the chump, but at the exact moment I killed him, I found my own body hitting the ground too! Even though it looks like Devo got the kill, I definitely offed him first, a fraction of a second before she sniped us both in the head. :tpg:

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1194059559.jpg
I noticed Capo on the ledge across from me, so naturally I started bucking shots. I knew he'd come after me, so I quickly dove behind something as fast as I could. My plan worked, and you all know what came next.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1194043895.jpg
He got Splinter Cell'd.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1194035160.jpg
This was one of my very first laser kills!

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1194077683.jpg
Here you can see that there was literally no wiggle room over that ridge, and how easily I could have missed the shot. Tails is seen, and I'm sure he wasn't happy that I stole his kill. :3:

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1194044509.jpg
For some reason, I was doing pretty damn good with the laser. This was literally the first game I've ever used it, and THIS was literally the last shot I took. I only missed one of my shots.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1194108057.jpg
Hah! I can only imagine what this guy is thinking as I chopped down his teammates from across the whole effin' map.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1194123060.jpg
This is never a good sight to see, at least for the opponent who's about to get his wig split.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1194129095.jpg
I'll end these set of pictures with my first pistol kill. I was bored since the opposing team was full of nubs, so I figured I'd try and go for a pistol kill. Sure enough~ Black man is handy with a gat. :tpg:

For the first time I seriously played multiplayer, I had one hell of a time! Plus, I didn't suck nearly as much as I thought I would. :D

Kairyu Nov 3, 2007 04:55 AM

I has proof!
 
Nice job with the kickass Laser shots Plarom =D.

I have no oversized pictures to share but I do have a cool film to show and tell! Here's my very first Perfection run in a ranked matched. It's located on slot 3.

For those that might not know what a Perfection is in Halo; It's simply getting 15 kills (or more) in any slayer game type without dying. In my experience doing that in a ranked matched is usually near-impossible.
And of course Fresh Frank covered my ass while I took out the opposing team. Had he not done that I would've died towards the very end of the match.

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Nov 29, 2007 02:20 AM

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1196363388.jpg

Man.

This guy drives like Kairyu.

Kairyu Dec 17, 2007 11:00 PM

Well, yeah :(

I have a few pictures to share today! The shit happened so fast I only managed to get three 'good' shots. If only my screen didn't black out right after it happened. Anyway, a traffic cone takes another life.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1198023121.jpg
oh, hey traffic cone.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1198040652.jpg
aw, fuck. FUCK.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1197998188.jpg
*everyone laughs at the betrayal* :U

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Apr 3, 2008 05:51 PM

So today I was playing Halo with Omagnus and Frank!

We were escaping, on the final level! I'm driving, and Omagnus is gunning (poorly).

Oh shit, we came around a corner and there's some exploding cocksuckers.

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http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1207279704.jpg

"Oh shit, shoot them Omagnus!"
"BLIMEY BLOODY HELL I CAN'T HIT 'EM I'M TOO RUBBISH AT THIS GAME"

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So we accidentially hit one, through no fault of my own.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1207287518.jpg

"Fuck"
"DRIVE STRAIGHT YOU BLOODY WANKER"

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Oh god, we're upside down.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1207272848.jpg

"..."
"..."

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So Omagnus, on the left, covers me while I flip the hog back over.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1207272293.jpg

"I can bench press two of these, y'know"
"HURRY THE BLOODY HELL UP I GOT CRUMPETS IN THE OVEN."

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Alright, I got back under control.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1207348017.jpg

"Yeehaw"
"Oi, wait for me!"

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Omagnus running for the seat.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1207316254.jpg

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Wait a minute.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1207282144.jpg

"*snicker*"
"HEY WAIT"

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Oh shit.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1207310351.jpg

"Hahahaha"
"GET BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE"
"Planet Earth will remember everything you've done for it, asshole. See you in hell"

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:arbitergonk:

If this isn't a look of pure pain at being so betrayed, I don't know what is.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....1207266451.jpg

:fadingaway laughter:
"I WILL SHIT ON YOUR CORPSE."

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Apr 4, 2008 07:43 AM

Every time I've played that level with Kaze we've taken a Hog each and every time we manage to collide in midair off a jump and end up falling off the platform. :(

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Apr 9, 2008 05:22 PM

Given that we were the blue team when this happened, this is possibly not the best sticky I ever threw.

http://www.gamingforce.org/staff/Shinthings/Oops.jpg


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