Holy shit, I actually went to see "A DATE MOVIE" and it was the most retarded thing I had ever seen. I feel bad for having my friend pay for both her and my ticket to see that unfunny garbage; it was such a waste of time and money.

If you'd like a synopsis, here's how it went:

A cute actress outside of this shitty shit film mianders around and finds an unbelievably retarded british guy to hook up with after a series of dumbshit events that are chaulk full of corny and lame pop-culture references that any shallow douchebag who actually builds his social worth off encyclopedia-izing this useless knowledge would laugh at with gusto and pitch gay one-liners from the movie at random intervals during conversation in an attempt to be witty but finds out after an awkward moment of silence and stares from his peers that he was the only dipshit dumb enough to see such an unbelievably shitty movie in the first place hence making him an outcast to a demographic he thought would be interested in a film that otherwise portrays stupidity as an outstanding plot device which inadvertantly insults its audience because basically its undertones are this: "This movie is retarded, and if you paid to see it you are retarded also and are in for a world of dissapointment if you actually expected this to be geniunely funny."

I might have left a few parts out, but that's pretty much all I remember from when I saw it.

Wait, why exactly do you loathe that film so?

Hey, he's able to destroy the bloodrayne plot by not following the game story line.

LOOOOOL at "Snakes on a Plane". It's yet another movie I'm not going to see, but the Internet hype around it is hilarious. I love the fake tagline of "We've got motherf*cking snakes on the motherf*cking plane!" "SNAKES (on a plane)"

I'm going to murder you in your sleep for that post

These sorts of threads always amuse me, along with the similar stylee "Best <insert thing here> of <insert current year even though it's only fucking February>".

It surprises me they are making a "Like Mike 2". How can you even make a sequel to that? But I guess if you can make a sequel to Big Momma's House then anything is possible.

"Like Mike 2"? Well, it could be worse. There are other movies that could get sequels that would be much more dreadful. Like "Deuce Bigolow"... oh.

Also, Seris' assessment of "Date Movie" is enough. I'll positively never see it.

Hands down, Ultraviolet.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455499/

Won't get much worse than that.

Rumor has it that the Tagline has been added as dialogue into the movie because of the hype.

Thread closed, because it's March, and also as a preemtpive measure to stop that Snakes on a Plane business from spreading.