Lolling hard. Just become a criminal and worship the guy making you pick up the soap. You can hate the world and whether you like it or not, be loved by your neighbour.

I have just the ticket for you, CharLIE~.

How in the WORLD you ever got to this conclusion is beyond me.

But my take on religion's usually based on "whatever floats your boat..." so not going to say that you probably interpreted the religion wrong, but I wish you'd give more specific examples why the religion didn't work out for you rather than just saying "x = y, y!= z therefore x does not work for me." =(

But like I said... whatever floats your boat...

It's just a phase you grow out of.

To make the best of it make sure to listen to as much metal music as you can while it lasts. :rock:

Leave it to Face to suggest music.....

Just worship GFF already. It's like a Greek/Roman religion anyway--with all these Gods and Goddesses. And if you piss them off--they will smite you.

in before GFF pantheon thread

He might fit into the Church of the Subgenius for a while, before they realize he isn't joking and really is an asshole.

Now that I think about it, we've been lacking a Dyhalto effigy for quite some time now. Does anyone have a picture of him? WE HAVE TO GET SOMEONE ON THE CASE!

Easy, build your own Charles Manson church, can't get more hate than that.

Wow. I LURV DEVO!!! lol, j/k....;):eye:

funny some of you suggest handing me over to the southern baptists...
since I live in Georgia....
Near Atlanta....
And used to be baptist..... :rolleyes:

And no, it's not because I'm emo.
Cuz I'm not.

I'm just tired of trying to be something I'm not. I'm not a good person. I'm terrible. Honestly, like on the verge of telling a Jewish joke @ a holocaust museum bad. It's really sad. I wish it weren't like that (god this is getting emo... ;)) but it is, so fuck it. I'm not playing mind games with the world anymore.

In fact, now that you mention it, religion IS the wrong decision. FUCK RELIGION...:p
I mean....

whatever.
I'll shut up now.

Additional Spam:
Charles manson makes me laugh. Almost as much as Mao does.

Yes you are. Quit backpedaling, you wrist-slitting fag.

About motherfucking time. I'm closing this now.

Just for more lols I'd like to point out this guy is 15 according to his profile.

Not emo at all...